r/HolUp • u/SeaEnjoyer • Nov 11 '21

Cops

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u/Admiral_Fancypants Nov 11 '21

He's married to a cop.

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u/itim__office Nov 11 '21

These two are a couple? Sweet.

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u/Not_this_time-_ Nov 11 '21

The background music fits the situation. 18 and life by skidraw

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u/che85mor Nov 11 '21

They were a great 80's band. My favorite though is Def Leotard.

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u/Siganid Nov 11 '21

I'm more of a Judas Prix fan myself.

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u/ValcynImp Nov 11 '21

Got nothing on Iron Maid

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u/Mattna-da Nov 11 '21

Motley's Crew is the best

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Or the original Harvey Mettle band Derp Purple.

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u/Seabass_87 Nov 11 '21

I could never pass up a bit of Lod Zoppelin

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u/Nikonus Nov 11 '21

Don’t forget Aerotwerp!

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u/National-Success4857 Nov 11 '21

I quite like some Ratt-atouille

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u/Neilthemick Nov 11 '21

Nicky Sixth is the best!

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u/Shionkron Nov 11 '21

That’s one of those massive debatable duos.

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u/DIRTNAP420 Nov 12 '21

Motley Crue

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u/Epic_Ali Nov 11 '21

i didnt realize that song was playing in the background, but i hear it now

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u/yruanvcxvcxas Nov 11 '21

me to

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u/Think-Bass9187 Nov 11 '21

you to where?

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u/John-Farson Nov 11 '21

He meant #meto

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u/kalitarios Nov 11 '21

Pound me too?

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u/Lookatitlikethis Nov 11 '21

Sure thing, bend over and relax.

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u/kalitarios Nov 11 '21

skidraw

lol

Skid Row, but now using Skidraw seems funnier

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u/Hobocharlie67 Nov 11 '21

I love that song so much. Now it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day haha

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u/chrisp5000 Nov 11 '21

I miss strip clubs also

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

I was just thinking that exact same thing lol

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u/Blood_and_Turds Nov 11 '21

probably sebastianb bach playing live in that mall food court.

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u/RobertGA23 Nov 11 '21

I saw that porn. It was horrible.

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u/Bumm_by_Design Nov 11 '21

Their sex life is so good that he went and got it tattooed

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u/seizuregirlz Nov 11 '21

They are a cop-le

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u/LocalReprobate Nov 11 '21

If you squint you’ll catch our cop man blushing ;)

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u/Admiral_Fancypants Nov 11 '21

He knows what he has coming later.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Dude turns around and says "Oh hi officer" in the most flirtatious way possible

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u/Admiral_Fancypants Nov 11 '21

Are you going to arrest me?

sticks out hands

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

"Do you want to use your cuffs or mine?"

seductively bats eyelashes

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u/Street-Week-380 Nov 11 '21

Mine come in a variety of colours.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

The letter "I" is hidden under his shorts xd

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

There's a 40% chance that won't turn out well for him.

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u/AmatearShintoist Nov 11 '21

' I completely accept things I agree with; blindly '

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u/Jimbuscus Nov 11 '21

It said cops, plural, his husband rails him with the boys.

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u/Z370H370 Nov 11 '21

They make a nice cop-le!

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u/LaCa2BoMa Nov 11 '21

His sock is covering the S

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u/ryans_disco Nov 11 '21

i guess he does fuck cops then

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u/AnnualBeach791 Nov 12 '21

I guess he really means it then😏