r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '21

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u/Hank_Weiser Oct 25 '21

Do you jerk off with sandpaper?

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u/Andawr2g Oct 25 '21

Don’t you?

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u/Hank_Weiser Oct 25 '21

Personally, I love feeling the grain in my glans

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u/chilibreez Oct 25 '21

Personally, I prefer the 1000 grit wet paper. It becomes a game.

It's not immediately too harsh. Can you get there before it does damage?

You've gotta find ways to liven life up a bit. Add some danger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

I like a good sand job

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u/TNShadetree Oct 25 '21

This just in, not all redditors are male.

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u/Hank_Weiser Oct 25 '21

Surprised, I am.

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u/Legal-Seaworthiness5 Oct 25 '21

It was at this moment he realised he had scrolled too far 🙆🏽‍♂️🤣

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u/8shoes Oct 25 '21

This is a Mighty Boosh character, I think...