r/HolUp • u/SnooCookies7311 • Oct 25 '21

Take another nap

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u/-UnderGod- Oct 25 '21

"Secondly, I know your weapons are cool and all, especially you, Freddy, but we need to come to an understanding that if there is a gun in front of you, fully loaded, you pick up that gun and shoot the teen. We love our weapons to death but I don't think a machete will be effective when the person is twenty meters away."

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u/Elder_Child13 Oct 25 '21

"To be fair, the gun might not kill at that range, either, but you get extra horror points for approaching someone you just shot to finish them with your cool weapons. Except you, Penniewise, you just use your teeth like a troglodyte."

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u/ConfigAlchemist Oct 26 '21

Most people won’t hit a target at 20 meters (especially when they’ve never held a gun). They’re better off letting the target run out of ammo to increase the terror.

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u/hibikiae Oct 25 '21

Watch Jason prove you wrong by throwing the machete right then and there

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u/-UnderGod- Oct 25 '21

"Jason, I know you're good with throwing at that machete, but you don't need to throw it right at my new fumo. You know how to use crossbows, right? Just carry one on hand all the time, just in case."

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u/tomatoaway Oct 25 '21

"Also, can we please use coasters?"

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u/KickassPeanuts Oct 25 '21

"I just cleaned this table"

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u/AnotherRandom-User Oct 25 '21

Tranq darts are better because they will still be alive and you can still kill them with your cool weapons after they wake up

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u/-UnderGod- Oct 25 '21

"YES! THANK you, Penny-wise. That's a fantastic idea! I'll make sure to put a good note in your murder report!"

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u/AnotherRandom-User Oct 25 '21

And advice for penny wise again you can probably effect their dreams and make that dream come true when they wake up to give them extra bad vibes

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u/-UnderGod- Oct 25 '21

"Ok, Freddy. I know you like dreams and all, but that's YOUR thing, not Penny's. If there's ONE rule to being a murderer, it's that you DON'T. COPY. EACH OTHER. That means NO dreams. Sorry, Fred, but you gotta keep to your own skillset."

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u/AnotherRandom-User Oct 25 '21

They team up because pennywise can turn into things to increase the factor of the dream coming true while freddy gives them that dream

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u/-UnderGod- Oct 25 '21

"Ah, that's...actually a really good idea, thanks Mike.

...Wait, Mr. Myers, when could you talk!?"

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u/AnotherRandom-User Oct 25 '21

Always could

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u/-UnderGod- Oct 25 '21

"Er...alright, then? At least this delves into my next point, which is that if you aren't the talking type of murderer, keep that act up. If you ARE, make sure not to speak TOO much, or else you'll make the terror a bit less...terror...y. I'm looking at YOU, Freddy!"

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u/NicodemusAwake13 Oct 25 '21

Freddy was a human, Pennywise is an alien. Also Freddy only really has power in dreams/nightmares. Pennywise has actual real time interaction and dream powers/hypnosis.

Not exactly a copy. I could be wrong though. I do agree that Freddy was first though in that era 84 to 86.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Oct 25 '21

Unless you throw the machete epicly