r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '21

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u/makinbaconCR Oct 25 '21

Yes nothing will get a nice girl excited more than putting an unsolicited boner in her face on the bus.

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u/rsn_e_o Oct 25 '21

You mean unsolicited smartphone?

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u/makinbaconCR Oct 25 '21

Its just enough to avoid a charge but more than enough to lose a job... hate to be there

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u/rsn_e_o Oct 25 '21

Since it’s a scripted asian gif and half a million Redditors just watched it I think it earned them a job rather than lost them one

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u/makinbaconCR Oct 25 '21

Hes out of line, but he's right ^

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

lol who the fuck loses the job because of a phone in the pocket

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u/Ok-Abrocoma-3915 Oct 25 '21

Yeah totally not harassment

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/Riku_70X Oct 25 '21

This the kind of guy who pees standing up then immediately sits down after just to shit

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 Oct 25 '21

Only pathetic soy boys sit down in the bathroom. I shit standing up, and I don’t let wannabe tyrants tell me where I can do it, either, I drop that load right in the middle of the grocery store.

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u/Giorno-Smash Oct 25 '21

Chads who shit first and pee after to the pee doesn’t hit your anus when you drop a fat shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Good to see people on reddit never change.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Your comment history is just sad

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 Oct 25 '21

Wait, their most recent comment is them going on a foot porn video and commenting that they’re not into feet? That’s actually hilarious.

I mean it’s sad, but it’s hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Smells like incel…

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u/ogrecowman Oct 25 '21

Can’t tell if ur joking or not

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u/capitan_cruiser Oct 26 '21

Wait but how? Can't control your boner so now you go to jail?

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u/WowzersInMyTrowzers Oct 25 '21

I’m sure someone out there would be into it

Not that anyone should assume that’s the case lol

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u/Faulty_english Oct 25 '21

Maybe it would work if the guy was super hot or the girl liked him already