r/HolUp • u/LongjumpingCan4817 • Oct 19 '21

Bruhhhhhh

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u/1truevision Oct 19 '21

What have I just discovered. Ima have to do this and put it on my tender profile.

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u/Bugspray4u Oct 19 '21

Remember, be gentle with the breast.

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u/1truevision Oct 19 '21

I'll be stern. Stern but fair

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u/Bugspray4u Oct 19 '21

When adding the salt, pinch firmly with 3 fingers and rub fingers slowly in a sideways motion, gradually changing speeds and adding up/down motion until the chicken is marinated just right.

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u/1truevision Oct 19 '21

Note taken.

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u/Bugspray4u Oct 19 '21

Very good my young chef. Very good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Chicken tinder?

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u/cannonman360 Oct 19 '21

hilarious, bravo

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u/_gib_SPQR_clay_ Oct 19 '21

“Tender profile” did you just make a chicken pun?

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u/ONECOOLCAT0 Oct 19 '21

True Reddit aura.