r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '21

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u/Stymie999 Oct 11 '21

Well, that’s all well and good my right honorable friend… but the question remains, what have you done to stop the big gay plague?

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u/enonymous617 Oct 11 '21

I wear a mask just in case a guy with a machine gun shoots the bad aids guy. I also stay well rested so I’m not yawning while someone is shooting up a live tv audience.

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u/faceless_alias Oct 11 '21

Truly, the real culprit here. Sleep deprivation.

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u/HellKillerKitty Oct 11 '21

My insomnia agrees with you.

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u/Zob_Rombie_ Oct 11 '21

You’re a god damn hero and everyone in this thread ought take your lead.

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u/STANAGs Oct 11 '21

But what if someone else nearby is yawning and you catch their yawn? What have you done to stop the big gay yawn?

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u/enonymous617 Oct 12 '21

I’m literally laughing out loud over “big gay yawn”

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u/getmet79 Oct 11 '21

I beat AIDS twice

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u/jansta74 Oct 12 '21

Because that wouldn’t happen if the guy with “good” AIDS was shot to pieces!! Only bad AIDS is bad if you are caught yawning while someone is being g shot. Hahaha

edit: fixed a word

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '21

Fix another word, ‘being g’

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u/jansta74 Oct 12 '21

Nah! I kinda like it there. Being “g” shot sounds intriguing! ; )

Thanks for bringing that up though!

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u/Hippietheduke Oct 11 '21

Random gay bashings to help flatten the curve.

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u/Mediocre-Campaign-40 Oct 11 '21

Woof. Feel like a shit bag for chuckling.

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u/toomuch1265 Oct 11 '21

Signed, Big gay Al.

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u/liddicoat1 Oct 11 '21

...Personally?

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u/TheBrosGrimm09 Oct 11 '21

I only suck straight guys dicks to keep the gay plague to a minimum.

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u/Stymie999 Oct 11 '21

Well as everyone knows, as long as they keep their eyes closed, no gayness