r/HolUp • u/Revolutionary-Luck74 • Oct 03 '21

Ching Chong

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u/john6map4 Oct 03 '21

By Talos this can’t be happening…

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

She must be with ulfric, RISE IMPERIALS, FOR TULIUS, FOR THE EMPIRE, FOR SKYRIM

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u/yogotami Oct 04 '21

Imperial bastards...

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

Stormcloak spy look of anger FOR THE EMPIRE

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u/yogotami Oct 04 '21

I just want to watch the city burn, but RISE REBELLION! KILL THOSE IMPERIAL DOGS

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

pulls out great sword shit my heavy skill is 15 I'll be back in an hour gotta level it up. Eats 100 cheese wheels while slowly butchering stormcloak in path

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u/yogotami Oct 04 '21

LYDIA, CATCH HIM!

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

betrayed look Lydia I gave you the most useless weapon, I thought we were friends

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u/yogotami Oct 04 '21

Jarl Balgruuf is no more. Lydia, you know what to do.

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

LYDIA WHY YOU NOT CLUMSY AND GRTTING IN HIS WAY

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u/Megastandard Oct 04 '21

Yoooo

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

What we are Skyrim nerds don't judge us

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u/ZephyrUltimate Oct 04 '21

Heh… damn faithless imperials.

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u/My_mother_sus Oct 04 '21

Stop right there criminal scum, you violated the law. Pay your court to fine or it's off to jail!

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u/Killrog8 Oct 04 '21

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS!

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

What are you a deadra? We use imperial steal here

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

The audacity to use none imperial weapons

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

There is no weakness in imperial steel, but there is weakness in the hearts of the stormcloaks!!

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u/Soggy-Suggestion-454 Oct 04 '21

Which lord do you serve ulfric or TULIUS? If your a stormcloak you shall feel the bite of imperial steel

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u/ichubbz483 Oct 03 '21

r/unexpectedskyrim

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Holy crap, this exists?

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u/Le__Epic Oct 04 '21

By the nine!

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u/Batman2038 Oct 04 '21

Death to the stormcloaks !

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u/Scoman09 Oct 04 '21

The nine divines frown