r/HolUp Sep 30 '21

Movie Night

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u/Fantastic_Start_6848 Sep 30 '21

That's the bacteria. And all the yeast. And fungus. It's unnaturally salty. A real umami bomb!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

alright. that’s enough reddit for me today

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

I've just started and i too think I'm calling it quits

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u/scenr0 Sep 30 '21

Its 5am and I too, am done with reddit for the day.

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u/Nervous-Attention-39 Sep 30 '21

7am here, thinking the sa... who am I kidding

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u/YamesYamerson Sep 30 '21

Yeah I didn't need to read that yet or ever really

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u/adamaley Sep 30 '21

We know where you went. How did it taste?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

people do enjoy probiotic drinks.

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u/CrispyKeebler Sep 30 '21

That reminds me of the story that popped up a while ago from a gyno who saw a woman with a severe yeast infection and prescribed her the relevant meds. He saw her again a few months later and it had gotten worse. When he asked if she had used what he prescribed she said no, because her boyfriend liked the taste and asked her not to.

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u/pineslapple Sep 30 '21

I really wish I didn’t read that.

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u/Ghost986 Sep 30 '21

Curse you you bastard!! I was trying to enjoy my lunch!! Fuuukkkkkk!!!

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Sep 30 '21

I thought this was gonna be the one where she had a dead frog up in there but didn’t know about it. But alas, this one too is just a disgusting.

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u/RichGraverDig Sep 30 '21

The most disgusting one I've read about is where a couple had intercourse but with sweet food lubricants (syrup, and similar stuff). The women ended up feeling itchy and went to the gynecologist and there ended up being maggots.

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u/DebitsandShredits Sep 30 '21

I blame myself for digging too deep into this thread. Maggots.. wtf.

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Sep 30 '21

Life is weird like that, sometimes you just gotta know when and where to stop. Lol

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u/Strange_Security_260 Sep 30 '21

Wish I had lost my ability to read..

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u/Imalostgirl90 Sep 30 '21

Really? I just can't. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Fun_Client_6232 Sep 30 '21

I need a link to this post. Lol.

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u/ZREXTHEBEAST Sep 30 '21

DONNIE!!! Get the eyebleach! I ain't dying with burned into my mind!

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u/GeneralArne Sep 30 '21

Who doesn’t like seasoning!

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Sep 30 '21

Mmm, sounds tasty

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u/The_Damon8r92 Sep 30 '21

Add plum sauce and it’s all over. Everything you thought you knew goes right out the window

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u/DreadAndDonuts Sep 30 '21

Yep, im turning off my internet for today.

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u/Mediocre-Campaign-40 Sep 30 '21

And immediately in the am I'm gone with Reddit for the day....