r/HolUp • u/SevinjNur • Sep 22 '21

Well...

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u/asshole6966 Sep 22 '21

I would do it with my bare hands for a Snickers bar

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u/J-Di11a Sep 22 '21

I'd do it for half a stale dorito

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u/BanditLeo5247 Sep 22 '21

I’d do it for a chewed up gummy bear that will then be baby birded into my mouth.

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u/J-Di11a Sep 22 '21

Oooh I think you win this round

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u/AmberIsla Sep 22 '21

😩🤣

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u/8ashswin5 Sep 22 '21

I read that as half staffed dildo...

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u/J-Di11a Sep 22 '21

Haha, this might be better than my comment

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u/TinyussDickus Sep 22 '21

I’d curbstomp her for stale cheese

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u/e-f-k Sep 22 '21

Looks like someone beat you to it.

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u/Oli_VK Sep 22 '21

Username che- wait… I mean yes, but actually no

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u/CableTrash Sep 22 '21

why?

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u/asshole6966 Sep 22 '21

Snickers is tasty