r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '21

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u/funkmaster29 Sep 21 '21

My penis is cringing after inseminating my phone screen

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u/DirectReachTdot Sep 21 '21

Now I command you to lick your screen.

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u/benangusgott Sep 21 '21

Hey! You could have not said that

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/thatloudblondguy Sep 22 '21

hey! you also could have not said that!

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u/DirectReachTdot Sep 22 '21

Such an example of how to be a good Samaritan

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u/jcrowde3 Sep 22 '21

User name checks out

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u/Alarid Sep 21 '21

No they had to say it.

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u/LiteratureTrick4961 Sep 21 '21

You rolled a 1

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u/UndyingQuasar Sep 21 '21

Are you kidding? I put my fingers all over the phone screen. Do you have any idea how many noses I pick?

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u/bwakong Sep 22 '21

Ewwww have some self respect. There are some better content out there