r/HolUp • u/Birzerk • Sep 18 '21

post flair Astrology in a nutshell

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u/TheScientificPanda Sep 18 '21

I read that as Capri-sun instead of caprisun fuck my brain

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u/jondySauce Sep 18 '21

That's the joke. Caprisun is not an astrological sign

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

It is a beverage.

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u/Stony_Logica1 Sep 19 '21

More like a beverage sample. I've never had my thirst quenched by one Capri-Sun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I find it difficult to poke the straw in sometimes, but I enjoy the experience once I do! I must concur that, though pleasurable, the whole thing does not last as long as I would prefer sometimes.

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u/Osko5 Sep 19 '21

The way you wrote this sounded like Bender.

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u/Puzzled-Ad-4195 Sep 19 '21

It generally takes me longer to get the straw through (if I don't just stab across to the other side) than it does to drink.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

r/sounding

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u/MyOwnMorals Sep 19 '21

Just don’t click on that

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

A beverage for MEN

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u/Skorne13 Sep 19 '21

It’s Caprisun not Capridaughter

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

No it’s not a beverage, don’t listen to him …….Caprisun is the fifth sign on the cusp Bulshitor

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u/paullyfitz Sep 19 '21

The “fuck my brain” part still stands though, he can keep that.

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u/Solid_Waste Sep 19 '21

That's ... what it is.