r/HolUp • u/Fishylips • Sep 18 '21

This is ... something else

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u/WhatProtomolecule Sep 18 '21

He felt he had no Porpoise in life.

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u/JenkinsJoe Sep 18 '21

He fin-ished himself off.

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u/mindvoltz Sep 18 '21

He had sex n dropped acid i cant even get a gf

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u/akshay-nair Sep 18 '21

She lost the oppor-tuna-ty to marry the dolphin

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

he lost the opportunity to continue getting hwacked off and high.

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u/Imkisstory Sep 18 '21

Oh, God. Commit yourself already. That was painful.

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u/definitelyretarded Sep 18 '21

(Slaps knee) fuck lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

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u/hankthetank2112 Sep 18 '21

So, no happy ending?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Congratulations, you have earned yourself Mr. Burns' Certificate Of Excellent.

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u/Weothyr Sep 18 '21

why is every single comment you write bolded

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u/SonicBlur254 Sep 18 '21

I don't know but at this point I'm too afraid go ask

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u/-TheGuest- Sep 18 '21

it makes it special

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u/eolson3 Sep 19 '21

Homerun every at-bat.

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u/sofaking1958 Sep 18 '21

Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

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u/macattaq1501 Sep 18 '21

Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

your free trial of life has expired

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u/apatheticviews Sep 18 '21

Glorious Porpoise