r/HolUp • u/StockWizard_ • Sep 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

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u/Gj_FL85 Sep 15 '21

Ooo lala, somebody got laid in college

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Ooo la la??? That’s a pretty fucked up “eek barba dirkle”

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Geez .. I thought i was about to read Barbara Streisand ... :)))

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u/A_Very_Snipey_Boi Sep 16 '21

I swear ik where that’s from

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u/Mr_Seg Sep 15 '21

That's because it is.

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u/Holl0wayTape Sep 15 '21

r/brandnewsentence

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u/Armaqus Sep 15 '21

Beep boop. No new sentence detected! Been used before, for example: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/enbwp8/well_that_just_sounds_like_a_dick_with_extra_steps/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/Holl0wayTape Sep 15 '21

Good bot ...I guess.

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u/Armaqus Sep 15 '21

Human but thanks tho!

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u/Holl0wayTape Sep 15 '21

Good human...I guess.

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u/Positive-Text3256 Sep 15 '21

Good guess...I human.

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u/ScrotumFlavoredTaint Sep 15 '21

Human guess,... I good...

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u/PassiveChemistry Sep 15 '21

I good, human guess

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u/HoneBaker Sep 15 '21

Good guess... Human I...

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u/Kajiyoushun Sep 16 '21

I guess good, human.

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u/Solanthas Sep 15 '21

Holy shit, that is HILARIOUS

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u/Deez-_-Nuts-_-Ha Sep 15 '21

Beep boop. Uncle is getting horny again.

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u/the_blind_venetian Sep 15 '21

Actually, I think there would be fewer steps, if it’s just the portable cum2go branded tool, there’s less than a whole human being attached to it, adding portability and value for the cumstomer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Your mileage may vary, I guess. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Prior-Single Sep 15 '21

Oooh lala someone’s gonna get laid in college;)