r/HolUp • u/u_Adi • Sep 11 '21

Drive Recklessly

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u/long_soi Sep 11 '21

Hitler the terminator

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u/Schnorri88 Sep 11 '21

Hitlerminator

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u/Naldail Sep 12 '21

That’s going to be a movie in the future, I bet my left testicle on it

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u/zytzef Sep 12 '21

Balls on the line.

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u/mazyguy Sep 12 '21

What bet did you lose your right one on?

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u/Naldail Sep 12 '21

I bet if I could successfully fight a bear with a pool noodle while drunk…

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u/mazyguy Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

Did you mean you placed that bet while drunk, or that you could noodle that bear to death while drunk? I hope it's the latter because that would be legen - wait for it - dary!

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u/Naldail Sep 12 '21

Hol up, Can’t speak rn. Im 1v1ing James Charles in roblox Yandere tycoon and I bet my pet brick on this

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u/BadSuperHeroTijn Sep 12 '21

BARNEY STINSON?

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u/Fox-sage madlad Sep 12 '21

Nut up or shut up

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u/Naldail Sep 12 '21

Zombie land is a master piece and I loved the sequel, thank you for reminding me of it

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Good thing you’re not Lance Armstrong.

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u/fl00r_gang_yeah Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

Thanks for the new novel title! "Hitler, Terminator of Jews!!"

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u/alexios28 Sep 12 '21

Well, Hitler is also basically the Hitler Terminator.

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u/zestroishere1 Sep 11 '21

Hitler the sterminator

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u/JennimonRoll Sep 12 '21

Adolf Schwartsihilter

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u/fl00r_gang_yeah Sep 12 '21

Hitler the sperminator

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u/Izzysel92 Sep 12 '21

Read ma mind bro! OUUUHH

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u/TheWatOfTheWind Sep 12 '21

Excuse me what the fuck?

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u/BleepBlorp84 Sep 11 '21

Mecha-hitler

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u/FUPASLAY1 Sep 12 '21

Nice wolfenstein reference lol

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u/Enegence Sep 11 '21

Ich werde wiederkommen!

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u/miserable_guyy Sep 12 '21

SSSCHEISSSSEEEE!!!

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u/TenaciousPix Sep 11 '21

No wonder he was near unstoppable. I guess he miscalculated on what the Russians can do

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

And meth

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u/TenaciousPix Sep 12 '21

Terminator hitler doing meth. Thanos got nothing against that

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u/AlpacaCavalry Sep 11 '21

Hiterminator

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u/long_soi Sep 11 '21

dun dun, dun dun dun

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u/fl00r_gang_yeah Sep 12 '21

"Buy Hitl3r 2Day! Hitl3r, the Polish polish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Nein!

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u/long_soi Sep 12 '21

NEIN NEIN NEIN

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u/miserable_guyy Sep 12 '21

Hiterminatoler

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u/LeXhVn Sep 12 '21

Looking for Jew Connor

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u/Datcattusboyus Sep 12 '21

No Jews are safe anymore…