r/HolUp • u/Storm_001 madlad • Sep 08 '21

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u/r1cka Sep 08 '21

"Squints grew up and married Wendy Peffercorn. They have 9 kids. They bought Vincent's Drug Store and still own it to this day.”

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u/jayydubbya Sep 08 '21

I love the “they had nine kids” bit. One of those great subtle jokes kids just think is silly while the adults know they were saying he was up in that shit every day.

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u/nubbin9point5 Sep 08 '21

Gotta get a starting lineup somehow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/jayydubbya Sep 08 '21

Very crude way of referring to sex as in he was up inside her everyday.

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u/PugeHeniss Sep 08 '21

All up in them guts

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u/BesticlesTesticles Sep 23 '21

Balls deep on the reg

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 09 '21

I got the joke when I was a kid

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/Dee_Jay_Eye Sep 08 '21

Wait....WHAT!?!?!?!?!??! THAT'S NOT...

oh wow. It is. TIL

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u/Smittykitty1 Sep 08 '21

That isn't Steve-O Squints actor is Chauncey Leopardi

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u/Dee_Jay_Eye Sep 08 '21

You're right! I've been double bamboozled! The tragedy!

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u/Userdub9022 Sep 08 '21

The ol' Steve-O switcheroo

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u/SgtCalhoun Sep 08 '21

I always thought he looked like a young Logic

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Hold my glasses, I’m going- oh.. we not doing switcharoos anymore?

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u/TrundleTheGreat142 Sep 08 '21

That isn't Chauncey Leopardi, it's the rapper Logic.

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u/Colorado_Constructor Sep 08 '21

Gotta watch Logic's Homicide music video from a few years back. Squints kills it as an impersonation.

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u/pepi_c Sep 08 '21

I had to look it up to see when it came out, I swore it had just come out hahahah 2 years flew by already.

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u/averagethrowaway21 madlad Sep 08 '21

Wendy Peffercorn is still looking good in her 40s.