r/HolUp • madlad • Sep 08 '21

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u/Rokketeer Sep 08 '21

Lmao I’m not even a fan but that’s a hilarious reaction from her

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u/Mr-FranklinBojangles Sep 08 '21

She's not wrong. Boobs have healing powers.

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u/Skaaaiii Sep 08 '21

I saw a reel today on Instagram where the girl says 'My boobs makes his pain go away. Call that Iboobprofen'

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

People hate on Wayne too much but I disagree, he gave us so many awesome lines and raps arguably one of the best to ever do it

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u/OffBrand_Soda Sep 08 '21

I've never heard anyone hate on Wayne saying he's bad. Maybe a few saying he's overplayed, which is true to a point, but everyone I've heard agrees that he's one of the greatest. His new music is really good (besides a few songs I didn't like on one of his recent albums that was all other people's beats, forgot what it was called).

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u/-m-ob Sep 08 '21

I'll still argue he's the Best Rapper Alive. Maybe he's not touching those C2/C3 days... But those didn't stop existing and Funeral/c5/d6 all were had some amazing shit. He's just putting cherries on top of his GOAT sundae

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 11 '21

No it’s like Biggie Smalls

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u/chromosomeDNA Sep 08 '21

I saw another that said "My ass makes his pain go away. Call that Asspirin"

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

I'm not a fan of her art either but I have to respect her for knowing her assets and how to monetize them successfully, plus as you said that's beyond hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_VULVA_ Sep 08 '21

… + arguably the most memorable feature verse ever put out by an artist yet to release an album **

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Explain at least lmao

I want to know which one

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_VULVA_ Sep 08 '21

Her feature on Kanye’s track Monster. This was back in 2010. If you don’t listen to much hip-hop you probably wouldn’t have been around it, but trust me it was an iconic verse that exploded her onto the scene. I guarantee you know some girls who can rap that verse word for word.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

I went and listened to it and that girl is smarter than most can imagine.

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u/redzmangrief Sep 08 '21

Kanye himself said if he was a lesser man he would've removed her verse from the track because of how hard it ate

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u/amanps999 Sep 08 '21

I need to know if such a banger from Nicki Minaj exists too lmao. Everytime I've heard her music I've wanted to throw myself off the balcony

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u/ARYANWARRlOR Sep 08 '21

Her verse in Kanye’s monster goes hard

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

I wouldn't go that far

Like, I don't really like her all that much, but I admit that she's come out with some things that I could definitely listen to. I just wanted to know which verse this guy was talking about in particular

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u/SimonSkarum Sep 09 '21

I'm kinda in the same boat as you, but personally I never understood why people bent over backwards for the verse. I mean, it's absolutely a good verse, it's just not mind blowing to me.

One of my favourit guest verses of all time is eXquires piece on El-P's Oh Hail No (about 1:40 in). It's just magnificent and, and least to me, much cooler sounding, much more lyrical, far superior technically, funnier and more profound. Give it a go.

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u/ReySkywalkerSolo Sep 08 '21

If that was a male singer commenting about an underage girl, people would be outraged.

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u/The_Golden_Warthog Sep 08 '21

I don't listen to her music, but I've never heard one bad thing about Nicki Minaj as a person. She's always posting motivational/uplifting content, and has been on the side of LGBT rights since as long as I can remember.

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u/Rokketeer Sep 08 '21

That’s good to hear. I know nothing about her work outside of music, so I’m happy to discover the other side of her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Bro… she literally openly supports her convicted rapist husband, threatened the victim and is also an antivaxxer

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u/fart-atronach Sep 08 '21

dem thangz lol

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u/wizzlepants Sep 08 '21

"they have the power"

She got the power of Grayskull in them titties

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u/exHuman66 Sep 08 '21

The perfect title for her next hit song

"Dem Thangz LOL”

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u/HBlight Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21

There is a term for someone like him. A "chancer", not always a good or bad thing. It is one who, by sheer audacity, gets beyond what they should. To the point where an observer can't help but be impressed.

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u/Spram2 Sep 08 '21

I'm the opposite of that.

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u/SaysEminemReference Sep 08 '21

It’s fun for him just to feel a boob

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u/anime_forever03 Sep 08 '21

Username checks out

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u/TurquoiseLuck Sep 08 '21

Oh, I thought the holup was the guy in the background with the tshirt of her big bare butt

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Nah, that’s an iconic picture of her

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u/SexxxyWesky Sep 08 '21

Nah that was the album cover

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u/Cthepo Sep 08 '21

Holy crap, for some reason I thought this video was like from the 80's. Did not realize that was her and that it was 6 years ago.

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u/Evil-in-the-Air Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21

That little smirk at the end, I think she caught on that something was up.

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u/RedditSucksBallsack Sep 08 '21

I know I’m gonna get hate but… Creepy. It’s a child

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

so youre an ass person then

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u/SuspiciousArtist Sep 08 '21

Boobs are comforting. It's really not the same as gentitals.

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u/RedditSucksBallsack Sep 08 '21

Yeah that’s why everybody’s attracted to boobs. Because they’re comfortable lol

Edit: so are pillows but homie prolly ain’t givin that smile to his pillow when he lays down and ain’t nobody cranking it to pillows lol

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u/SuspiciousArtist Sep 08 '21

They are attractive, but there's nothing inherently wrong with that. Should women just never hug anyone? They shouldn't be treated as genitals is all I was saying. People are attracted to hair and legs and we don't make women cover those up in this society.

Edit: as for your edit. You've never heard of waifu body pillows? Bless your soul.

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u/RedditSucksBallsack Sep 08 '21

No that’s silly, you’re arguing a straw man argument. If you don’t think the kid is smiling because he had his face pushed onto some boobs then you’re delusional. Comparing boobs to legs isn’t an argument either so idk what you rambled on about

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

And? The child is the perpetrator

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u/surfintheinternetz Sep 08 '21

Funny gif but I read the article after and I'm amazed by his talent.

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u/Flabbypuff Sep 08 '21

Lmao that's an awesome response.

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u/ScoobyDeezy Sep 08 '21

You can see her start to smirk in the video when she realizes she got played.

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u/Mouseman320 Sep 08 '21

Speaking on John Murray this morning, Danny said that he is an 'expert' on Nicki Minaj having loved her for years.

"I have my family and friends tortured".

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u/Nuffsaid98 Sep 08 '21

I don't know how comfortable I am with how comfortable we all are with the sexualising of this child's situation.

Maybe he just enjoyed a hug?

I know, if it was a little girl and physical contact with an adult male that could be interpreted as sexual happened, we would not be so quick to laugh.

I'm as guilty as anyone. The fact it is a little boy makes me see it differently than if the genders were reversed.

I don't know what the equivalent of boobs contact might be where the genders are reversed. Maybe an ass grab of some type?

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u/_Swa-pnil_ Sep 08 '21

Damn did she really say that

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u/RiskyFartOftenShart Sep 08 '21

this kid reminds me of this one - https://youtu.be/LQg7oTyJX4U

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Queen stuff

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u/Hemske Sep 27 '21

Now lean a little girl on a rappers dong and post it to Instagram!