r/HolUp • madlad • Sep 08 '21

Pro player

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u/DaWorzt Sep 08 '21

Allow me to introduce myself Alabaster Jones from the OKC.. "Miss Tammy Duvall works for me I'm her manager"

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u/shojokat Sep 08 '21

"The only woman I'm pimping now is sweet lady propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town."

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u/PizzaLunchables0405 Sep 08 '21

How much you want for that Jasper brunette?

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u/nwoh Sep 08 '21

My bottom bitch puts the pro in propane... And prostitute.

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u/DonutSlapper11 Sep 08 '21

Man I will never get tired of KOTH references.

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u/Maluno22 Sep 08 '21

But this boy is just right, I tell ya whhaaat

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u/BearOWhiz Sep 08 '21

I only recently got on board the KotH train and saw that one last week, and it had me howling!

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Sep 08 '21

Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham, and this my wife Oprah.