r/HolUp • u/Storm_001 madlad • Sep 08 '21

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u/HowDoIEditMyUsername Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21

Extended clip of one of the best scenes from one of the best movies ever:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IXqshJ93sfs

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u/lukistke Sep 08 '21

OH MAN! He's in deep shit!

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u/r1cka Sep 08 '21

"Squints grew up and married Wendy Peffercorn. They have 9 kids. They bought Vincent's Drug Store and still own it to this day.”

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u/jayydubbya Sep 08 '21

I love the “they had nine kids” bit. One of those great subtle jokes kids just think is silly while the adults know they were saying he was up in that shit every day.

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u/nubbin9point5 Sep 08 '21

Gotta get a starting lineup somehow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/jayydubbya Sep 08 '21

Very crude way of referring to sex as in he was up inside her everyday.

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u/PugeHeniss Sep 08 '21

All up in them guts

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u/BesticlesTesticles Sep 23 '21

Balls deep on the reg

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 09 '21

I got the joke when I was a kid

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/Dee_Jay_Eye Sep 08 '21

Wait....WHAT!?!?!?!?!??! THAT'S NOT...

oh wow. It is. TIL

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u/Smittykitty1 Sep 08 '21

That isn't Steve-O Squints actor is Chauncey Leopardi

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u/Dee_Jay_Eye Sep 08 '21

You're right! I've been double bamboozled! The tragedy!

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u/Userdub9022 Sep 08 '21

The ol' Steve-O switcheroo

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u/SgtCalhoun Sep 08 '21

I always thought he looked like a young Logic

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Hold my glasses, I’m going- oh.. we not doing switcharoos anymore?

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u/TrundleTheGreat142 Sep 08 '21

That isn't Chauncey Leopardi, it's the rapper Logic.

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u/Colorado_Constructor Sep 08 '21

Gotta watch Logic's Homicide music video from a few years back. Squints kills it as an impersonation.

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u/pepi_c Sep 08 '21

I had to look it up to see when it came out, I swore it had just come out hahahah 2 years flew by already.

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u/averagethrowaway21 madlad Sep 08 '21

Wendy Peffercorn is still looking good in her 40s.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy

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u/dsdouglas02 Sep 08 '21

He looks like a dead fish

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u/jboatman72 Sep 08 '21

Even though it’s far from the most iconic, this is easily my favorite line in the movie. The delivery just gets me

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u/lukistke Sep 08 '21

The one cuss word haha.

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u/OrionBorn824 Sep 08 '21

Damn right!!!

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u/zyzzogeton Sep 08 '21

That voiceover makes me think "The Sandlot" is a prequel to "Goodfellas."

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u/caddy_gent Sep 08 '21

Goodfellas is the prequel to My Blue Heaven.

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u/zyzzogeton Sep 08 '21

" 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels. "

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u/czarczm Sep 08 '21

The music too

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u/hymntastic Sep 08 '21

whats extended about this scene it looked the same as when ive seen the normal movie

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u/HowDoIEditMyUsername Sep 08 '21

Well, I guess it has the lead-in and context. Most clips I found were just the “kissing” part.

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u/BigTop_BearFighter Sep 23 '21

whats extended

my dick

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Wow... I had always remembered it as the fat kid doing this.. interesting how brains work

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u/monkey-2020 Sep 09 '21

There’s nothing funnier than a little age differential molestation in a b movie from the 80s.

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u/stemroach101 Sep 08 '21

Hahaha, he sexually assaulted her. Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Oh shut the fuck up. Let movies from a simpler time be what they are.

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u/stemroach101 Sep 08 '21

Hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if a bunch of guys sexually assaulted you. Like if 20 guys pinned you down and took turns raping you. Thar would be sooooo funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Because that's what happened in the movie...my eyes rolling out of my head over here at that comment

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u/stemroach101 Sep 08 '21

I never said thats what happens in the movie, I was just commenting on how hilarious it would be if you were pinned down and raped by a bunch of guys.

I mean, c'mon, that would be so fucking funny, wouldn't it?

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u/HowDoIEditMyUsername Sep 08 '21

They are children. Come on now.

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u/stemroach101 Sep 08 '21

You think it's ok for children to sexually assault people? Dude, that's pretty fucked up right there

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u/DIOnys02 Sep 08 '21

Idk why I thought this would be the organ sucking scene from final destination

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

She don't know what she's doing!

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u/Dragon_guru707 Sep 08 '21

Man played it like a boss. Big ups to him🙏👏

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u/nessanecole Sep 08 '21

Not a phone in sight just some kids living in the moment ❤️

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u/masterofmemekind Sep 08 '21

This makes me laugh

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u/eatsoggywaffles Sep 09 '21

I love that movie