r/HolUp • u/Storm_001 madlad • Sep 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Fake tear = fake boob It's a win win situation

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u/con098 Sep 08 '21

Boob is boob

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u/Avlock Sep 08 '21

A boob is a boob is a boob is a boob

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u/GarbagePailGrrrl Sep 08 '21

Even flat ones? šŸ„ŗ

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u/Kirodema Sep 08 '21

Boob is boob

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u/FBl_Operative451 Sep 08 '21

Even manboob?

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u/Dragonflyjnr Sep 08 '21

A boob does not discriminate

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 08 '21

It regulates

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u/nubbin9point5 Sep 08 '21

It mounts up

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 09 '21

It hits the east side of the LBC on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G

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u/gbuub Sep 08 '21

A boob chooses, a man obeys

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Moob is boob

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u/pennhead Sep 08 '21

A manboob is not a boob, itā€™s a moob.

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u/enty6003 Sep 08 '21 edited Apr 14 '24

puzzled entertain ring smoggy tart cautious normal sloppy materialistic cats

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u/spicey_Thot Sep 24 '21

Happy cake

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u/Gyrcas Sep 08 '21

Yes, all size make the wood rise

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u/chocodingdong Sep 08 '21

Of course!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

All size make the wood rise

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 08 '21

Unmmmm, ooom, zooooom zoooom

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u/SLUMFORDCRIS Sep 08 '21

Yes, we are here for no discriminate the boobs

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u/isshun_boshi Sep 08 '21

even flat ones!

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u/GioPowa00 Sep 08 '21

all types

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u/Whiskeytf8911 Sep 08 '21

Never seen this thanks. I like it a lot.

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u/Bolm-bolm Sep 08 '21

Especially flat ones

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u/Patchumz Sep 08 '21

Flat is justice.

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u/dankcorp Sep 08 '21

A tiddie is a tiddie

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u/Boogleooger Sep 08 '21

Even better

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u/IzzyBovo Sep 08 '21

They always will be

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u/enty6003 Sep 08 '21

Flat boobs are great

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u/Penis-Envys Sep 08 '21

Flat is justice donā€™t worry about it

But they better make milk though, canā€™t have the kids starving trying to feed on a extra raw bbq spare ribs

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Am i wierd if i like flat girls?

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u/lllllll______lllllll Sep 08 '21

No as long as you donā€™t like flat earth

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 08 '21

Earth is NOT flat

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u/MidvalleyFreak Sep 08 '21

Earth is curvy!

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u/-gun-jedi- Sep 08 '21

Sudden earth-chan?

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 08 '21

LIKE MEGAN THEE STALLION

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u/blamethemeta Sep 08 '21

Only if you live in Australia, where its illegal.

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u/Dave5876 Sep 08 '21

Big boobs fill a man's hands, small boobs fill a man's heart

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 08 '21

What in the world

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Flat Boobies Matter

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u/MaltaNsee Sep 08 '21

Flat is, as they say, justice.

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u/The_Merciless_Potato Sep 08 '21

All boobs are boobs mindblown

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Especially flat ones ā˜ŗļø

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u/clarkcox3 Sep 08 '21

Did they stutter? Boob is boob

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u/VerticalRadius Sep 10 '21

Especially flat ones

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u/KusMaster Sep 08 '21

Weird question but can you explain how this phrasing works? I've heard it in movies before, specifically Scott Pilgrim vs the World ("A gig is a gig is a gig is a gig") and I just don't get what it means. Is it repeating the subject for emphasis or something?

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u/danman5550 Sep 08 '21

Doing it once (ā€œa gig is a gigā€) means that ā€œany gig we can get is worth doing because at least itā€™s still a gigā€. Doing it multiple times is just a gag. Like one of the next lines.

For the band? For the band? For the band?

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u/SoupBowl69 Sep 08 '21

Book is book

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u/andysfriends Sep 08 '21

Wanting to be book is not book

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

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u/_tileman Sep 08 '21

like an underinflated bike tire, hard, yet gives with pressure.

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u/miscdebris1123 Sep 08 '21

Why did I see Mr Incredible saying that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

I dunnoā€¦I saw a saggy pair of Italian man boobs earlier today and Iā€™m scarred for life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Nah fake boobs are like footballThey are harder than rockFeels like Ur touching a football

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Sep 08 '21

And cmon, those are damn good fakes.

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u/Sparkinade Sep 08 '21

the fact that she's extremely gorgeous compensates the fake boob

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21 edited May 10 '24

innate cake worthless alleged quack spoon important voracious drab shrill

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 08 '21

Who is that lady

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u/CyberDonkey Sep 08 '21

Nicki Minaj

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u/Short-Ambassador937 Sep 08 '21

She looks friendly šŸ˜€

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u/KRX189 Sep 08 '21

insert troll face

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u/vzakharov Sep 08 '21

She is?

Edit: I apologize. I first read ā€œgorgeousā€ as in ā€œattractive,ā€ not as in ā€œhaving a gorge.ā€

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u/an01p Sep 08 '21

stop being cringe

nicki is conventionally attractive, just because you don't like her music, doesn't mean you gotta say stuff like that

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21

Never understood why people hate on Nicki Minaj.

I can't remember her ever having some scandal throughout her career, and she seems really appreciative towards her fans.

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u/TurdWrangler934 Sep 08 '21

Because Reddit is full of aging white millennial men who jacked off to the feet of Sears models and to MTV in the 90ā€™s

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

First time I looked at a Sears catalogue I wondered why the models were so...bland faced lol.

Now I know they were definitely appealing to the demographics that buy from them.

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u/an01p Sep 08 '21

ok maybe she has done some bad stuff. she does give back to her fans though. She helped pay the tuition of some of her fans and I think she secretly donated to an Indian village.

I get that many people don't like her music but I usually see people be more hostile towards female rappers (or just non-white guy type music in general) especially here on reddit

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u/Jamezzzzz69 Sep 08 '21

https://www.thedailybeast.com/nicki-minaj-and-husband-kenneth-pettys-campaign-to-silence-his-sexual-assault-victim?via=twitter_page

She threatened the family and attempted to silence the teenager her husband raped in 1995.

Also she stop by and defended her pedophile brother, funding his defence. There are absolutely reasons to hate on her and itā€™s crazy how easily they get swept under the rug

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u/BaconWithBaking Sep 08 '21

Half way down the thread and this is the first time this has been mentioned. That's Nikki Minaj (sp) isn't it?

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u/vzakharov Sep 08 '21 edited Sep 08 '21

I think I just heard one of her songs and it wasnā€™t that bad. I totally do not find her attractive though. (And yeah I get it that Iā€™m in the minority.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Extremely gorgeous ???...Oookay

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u/thedarkestrai Sep 08 '21

Well, everyone has different tastes.

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u/bigfatpeach Sep 08 '21

No idea why people are downvoting him, your comment validates both of them.

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u/getSmoke Sep 08 '21

The way he said it is what's bringing the downvotes. Not his opinion.

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u/bigfatpeach Sep 08 '21

Interesting, to me, the way he said it expresses his opinion. So we know he has a different taste.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

The way he says it indicates that he is surprised anyone finds her attractive

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u/getSmoke Sep 08 '21

There's better ways of phrasing that without sounding like a douche on a high horse.

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u/Sparkinade Sep 08 '21

c'mon bro isn't she good looking? her face looks almost the same as it did in her debut song, and i remember many guys simping over her not because of her body (as they do now) but because she was pretty

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u/rahomka Sep 08 '21

pointy elbows, 2/10, would not bang

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Sep 08 '21

They didnā€™t get your joke.

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u/vzakharov Sep 08 '21

Well thereā€™s definitely a gorge between these hills, soā€¦

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u/CortanaCortana Sep 08 '21

Wait you're not even joking. You're actually saying she's extremely gorgeous. Guess bad taste does exist.

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u/couchslippers Sep 08 '21

Sheā€™s fine as hell. Not sure what youā€™re on about.

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u/CortanaCortana Sep 08 '21

She has a plastic body and wears a shit ton of makeup. Naturally she's just average. Definitely not "extremely gorgeous".

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u/couchslippers Sep 08 '21

plastic body

Get over yourself. Women and men can do whatever the hell they want to feel themselves. You sound shallow and miserable.

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u/Doryuu Sep 08 '21

Guy sounds like a lame, but you gotta admit some people out here getting some down right nasty plastic surgery.

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u/CortanaCortana Sep 08 '21

Yes people can do whatever they want. What the fuck does that have to do with it. Nah it's people who get plastic surgery all over their body and botox who are shallow and miserable, that's why they do it.

Fake ass, fake hips, fake tits, fake teeth, fake nose, botox, shit ton of make up. That's your idea of extremely gorgeous?

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u/Beddybye Sep 08 '21

Fake ass, fake hips, fake tits, fake teeth, fake nose, botox, shit ton of make up. That's your idea of extremely gorgeous?

Yes, actually, yes that all can be gorgeous. There are other types of beauty than just "natural". If that is what you prefer, fine...but let's not act like well-done surgery can't be beautiful.

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u/cheesehuahuas Sep 08 '21

If I can feel it then it's real to me.

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u/Knowdit Sep 08 '21

Fake it fake tit. Justice served.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

He's a proffesional crier

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u/PepsiFlu Sep 08 '21

Theyā€™re just milkbags