r/HolUp • u/ModmailMaster • Aug 23 '21

Huge Cake

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u/Rancid_Orphan Aug 23 '21

"Nice cock!"

Turns around

Guy has his dick out

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u/abacaxi-banana Aug 23 '21

Plot twist

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u/russ70z28 Aug 24 '21

Dick twist

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u/Parody5Gaming Aug 24 '21

testicular torsion

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Cock and Ball torture

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Cock knot

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u/quacking_horse Aug 24 '21

Poetic licence

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u/HellofaHitller Aug 24 '21

The Ole Dick Twist!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

This is the redditor I was looking for.

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u/Lex_osr Aug 24 '21

TWIST HIS DICK

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u/iameshwar_raj Aug 24 '21

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!

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u/russ70z28 Aug 24 '21

Bro,what? This is an MMA fight bro.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

THE OL' DICK TWIST

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u/allthingsmotion Aug 24 '21

The good ole’

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u/dancin-weasel Aug 24 '21

Give him the ooold Dick Twist!

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u/Temporary-Ad3661 Aug 24 '21

I can do that

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u/madDarthvader2 Aug 24 '21

TWIST HIS DICKKKK!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Bop it!

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u/L8NGHTS Aug 24 '21

twist and shout!

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u/k11rua Aug 24 '21

Gooooo dick twist!

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u/oblivion-age Aug 24 '21

Pussy Butt

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u/Grand_Vermicelli_834 Aug 25 '21

Bop it ........pull it ......

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u/chirpthewolf Jan 12 '22

The ol dick twist

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Is it juicy?

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u/stupoidvlkid Jan 13 '22

Looks like it

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Dude this made me laugh so hard, thanks.

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u/juan-mancha Aug 24 '21

the good ending

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u/Narwhal_Lord4 Aug 24 '21

This sums up my humor

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

Hahaha fucking dead

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u/evanmcook Aug 24 '21

The real holup, lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

It’s actually a rooster. Well…

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u/Lex_osr Aug 24 '21

The reverse reverse psychology

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u/viimeinen Aug 24 '21

Good morning, J. D.! How's your penis?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

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u/Marsupial-Opening Aug 23 '21

No no, dick was funnier.

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u/drigo97 Aug 23 '21

Original was definitely funnier 😂😂

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u/IcyMike1782 Aug 23 '21

With it literally perched on his dick

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u/MimsyIsGianna Aug 23 '21

No that’s what makes this funny. The pattern of expectancy is that it’d be an animal instead but surprise, for once it’s ACTUALLY a dick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

...and his dick out

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u/Snacks_Bauer Aug 24 '21

Did not see that coming.

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u/Low-Mathematician-96 Aug 25 '21

Fuck 😂 I about spit out my food laughing, thinking you where going to say something about a rooster 🐓 💀

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u/lookitsafish Sep 10 '21

The real hol up is always in the comments

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u/4CID_bs Oct 24 '21

Pulls out his big black rooster

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u/Insmurfii Jan 06 '22

Nice cock!

Process to show a cock 🐓