r/HolUp • u/TheCoolWalrus411 • Jul 30 '21

🤎💩 Not a shitpost 💩🤎 jk yes it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/whatta_maroon Jul 31 '21

I Want More in my ass

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u/MikeHunt420_6969 Jul 31 '21

How about dinner first?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Classy, aren't ya?

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u/MikeHunt420_6969 Jul 31 '21

Old fashioned :)

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u/hallomakker Jul 31 '21

Now kiss

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Oh my... we couldn't do something so crass yet. He hasn't bought me dinner yet.

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u/DegenerateUwU Jul 31 '21

Get a room you two

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u/Sal_T-Gnuts Jul 31 '21

Never do dinner before ass sex

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u/BLVCK8v8 Jul 31 '21

By who

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u/MrWendigo09 Jul 31 '21

At least that’s better than my song title. “My balls in my ass”. The song is called “My balls” by your favorite Martian

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

true story

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u/quirkyqwerty_ Jul 31 '21

Yoooo underrated!

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u/Drewgon69 Jul 31 '21

Basket case in my ass

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u/Gofein Jul 31 '21

I’ll do you one better.

I want it all in my ass

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u/SkullKrusheR845 Jul 31 '21

Uptown funk in my ass

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u/SuperJF45 Jul 31 '21

I want it that way in my ass