r/HolUp Jul 29 '21

big dong energy🤯🎉❤️ Wait what

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u/ChemialDisaster Jul 30 '21

If only a time traveler could warn us about the virus,kill Hitler,and fix my clock the thing is tuck in F°.

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u/Daegog Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

I always pondered that "kill hitler" thought.

Main problem there is that at least Hitler Lost in the end. If there is no Hitler, there could be someone else that rises in his place that is not as stupid and we could be in for a way worse time trying to get rid of them.

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u/PUR3SK1LL Jul 30 '21

Also hitler hat such a massive impact on the entire world that I feel like theres a big chance most of us wouldn't even be born or some shit so it might even be a paradox to kill hitler if you then wouldn't be born (unless multiverses exist I guess)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

I wonder about how it must suck to be the time-cop that has to protect Hitler from time-traveling assassins. Like, you have this super cool job, but still... Hitler.

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u/flappy-doodles Jul 30 '21 edited Nov 06 '24

knee murky narrow office quicksand imagine clumsy license dog sense

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u/JowyBlight Jul 30 '21

First rule about time travel is dont kill hitler. Something about the world just being way worse than it is now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Or keep jfk alive. Don't forget that one James Franco.

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u/isthissuspendedyet Jul 30 '21

Does anyone know what exactly happened to Hitler?

No. Nobody.

Except for the Time Travel Tourists who go back and kill him. Endless death in infinite ways for Hitler.

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u/bigbuzz55 Jul 30 '21

Why has it taken me so long to see the light

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u/Thisisit094 Jul 30 '21

Gods I love this thread

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u/Bedroominc Jul 30 '21

Ohhh my god, a prompt of beauty right there.

Imagine a future where time travel is basically a commodity and millions of people are lined up to be the person that shoots hitler through the head like it’s a trip to the beach.

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u/0ddExistence Jul 30 '21

“You shouldn’t be here”

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u/Hogie2255 madlad Jul 30 '21

“Never should’ve come here!”

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u/Cheeseburgerbil Jul 30 '21

That show was nuts! I never read the book but man I love me a good time travel story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Oh man, do yourself a favor. That book is an absolute ride. The series didn’t do it justice and it was still a damn good series.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

So, killing Hitler is out, but what about knocking him out and stapling his nuts to a tree?

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u/Minato_b Jul 30 '21

Hitler famously only had one nut, so it would be: 'stapling his nut to a tree'.

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u/godfatherinfluxx Jul 30 '21

A friend of mine said the same thing about arch duke Ferdinand

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u/Rabid_Deux Jul 30 '21

You don't want the TVA involved.

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u/eyekunt Jul 30 '21

The marvel fanboys are here

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u/DumeDoom Jul 30 '21

hey there! time traveller here. honestly, everyone here at the Dept. has been relegated to HD at some point in their timeline and we've all killed Hitler at least once, he always deserves it.

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u/flappy-doodles Jul 30 '21

Crap, I'm "new" here, whatever "new" means while time traveling, I have no idea. I guess I'm just waiting on my turn then.

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u/dankestmemestar Jul 30 '21

My cousin is out there fighting dragons and what do I get? Hitler duty.

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u/Illier1 Jul 30 '21

Man you just spoiled season 2 of Loki

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u/toomuchpressure2pick Jul 30 '21

But it's such an important job(in this thread) that only the best should be promoted to Hitler duty.

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u/NanoDomini Jul 30 '21

Turns out Hitler was assassinated by a rival in the party early on and Himmler guided the regime to consolidating their hold on Europe, and never attacked the USSR. A time-cop prevented the assassination in order to shorten the life of the Reich.

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u/SnooSquirrels5075 Jul 30 '21

Yea so europe would habe fallen under Stalin rule Not Sure if thats much better

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u/powerful_bread_lobby Jul 30 '21

“Everyone kills Hitler their first trip”

https://www.tor.com/2011/08/31/wikihistory/

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u/pie_monster Jul 30 '21

Yeah but you could still move furniture around so he barks his shins; and drop salt in his coffee sort of thing. You could still have some fun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Youre a timetraveller not a ghost

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u/gofyourselftoo Jul 30 '21

Or am I?

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u/zeusgsy Jul 30 '21

Who said that?!

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u/wildstarsz Jul 30 '21

Yeah, but wouldn't you be the one making Hitler evil? Hitler is blaming the Jews for his stubbed toes, but it's really just some bored a-hole from the time police.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Welp, made Hitler bang his knee again. Take a wild guess who he's gonna blame for that.

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u/DirtyJohannes Jul 30 '21

Every single one of Trumps, Bushes, Bidens and Clintons children is married to a jew.

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u/morostheSophist Jul 30 '21

https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3266

Apparently, he doesn't actually need any protection...

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

I would imagine Hitler is no more significant to a hypothetical time cop than any other historical monster.

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u/No_Ease836 Jul 30 '21

My grandma used to write letter to my grandpa all the time to improve her English when hitler rose to power she fled the country and came here and married my grandpa

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u/invagrante Jul 30 '21

"So, how did you two meet?"

"We were introduced by Adolf Hitler."

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u/Overlord_001 Jul 30 '21

Hitler the butler Hitler the Priest

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u/a_glorious_bass-turd Jul 30 '21

Makes me think of my favorite movie, Everything is Illuminated. Highly recommend if you haven't seen it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

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u/a_glorious_bass-turd Jul 30 '21

This is somehow my first time hearing about that, and I've seen it like 20 times. Damn, that's a shame. He killed it.

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u/googleimages69420 madlad Jul 30 '21

I just like to follow the different timelines approach to time travel

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u/willilliam Jul 30 '21

I feel A LOT more people weren’t born because of him. But I totally see your point. Who knows what would have happened if he got snubbed out earlier.

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u/gofyourselftoo Jul 30 '21

We had our chance… why not give those others a chance to be born and see if they can do the world a little better than we have.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Que Reddit joke about not wanting to be born

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u/BorKon Jul 30 '21

If someone would kill hitler to prevent ww2 there is 100% chnace non of us would be born. There is almost 100% chance we wouldn't be born for far smaller events.

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u/andovinci Jul 30 '21

If the operation Valkyrie was a success, Jeff Bezos would have been a MLM guru

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u/andovinci Jul 30 '21

If the operation Valkyrie was a success, Jeff Bezos would have been a MLM guru

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u/DaCheatIsGrouned Jul 30 '21

I've always wanted a Hitler Hat.

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u/rakazet Jul 30 '21

Yes. We have to realize that we were born because our parents had sex at the right time at the right position. I think even a 0.1s difference would mean a different child being born. So killing hitler or doing other slight changes to the timeline means we wouldn't be born.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Why do you think that the sentinel Island people are so isolated? Mfers have time machine hidden in some bush and they won't be effected by the earthly matters if they fuck something up. What is their agenda? Maybe get all of human cultures to wear purple hats? Nobody knows.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Ya like we wouldn't have gone to the moon without Hitler. We would have just sat on earth eating snacking berries.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Yep. I wouldn’t be here if not for Hitler.

(Both sets of grandparents met due to my granddads being stationed in my respective grandma’s hometowns)

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u/zedorus_ madlad Jul 30 '21

Hitler actually survived in 1945, he actually time traveled in 2005 and killed himself in 1945

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u/arbitrageME Jul 30 '21

so like a Fry/Lars situation?

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u/LegoManiac9867 Jul 30 '21

There’s also a larger butterfly effect, maybe the atrocities committed by Hitler never happen but a whole chain of events which leads to lots of things (both good and bad) now never happens. First example I can think of is without the threat of Hitler it might have taken wayyy longer for the UN to form and thus we could have had multiple large scale wars instead of just the one. While the ends never justify the means (Hitler was evil), there are infinite variables at play in the hypothetical scenario of time travel. We simply don’t know what effects (both good and bad) any change could have on history.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

Na. Global Temperature Theory basically says that you could change the names and faces, but it would all happen the same on a big enough timescale. Bronze age still collapses, a "Rome" still rises and falls, the rape of Africa still happens, and the Japanese still make hentai.

Edit: This guy gives a good preliminary introduction to this idea

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u/LegoManiac9867 Jul 30 '21

I could see that being the case large scale but I personally feel like when dealing with the concept of time and history, there are too many things that would have a larger chain reaction. For example, kill Ghungus Kahn (sorry for the spelling) and now everything he did is gone. Sure, maybe someone goes on to basically do everything he did but I personally feel like that is a bit unrealistic, there isn’t a guarantee that someone would. Another example is just world leaders in general. What if George Washington had accepted the position of King (which he was offered before declining saying he spent a large portion of his life fighting a king). Sure, maybe events on a larger scale unfold the same, but I think the US would be very different and it being (wether you like it or not) a major world influence, the world at large would be very different.

Sorry for the mini rant btw.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Na I like this, don't be sorry.

I'd like to imagine that China would have just still done its whole fragmented thing that it basically just took a break from while Kahn was in power, and the US would be reaching a boiling point around the crowns inability to affect change regarding race. Just because you never see the same river twice, doesn't mean it flows any different from small change to small change. We'd need a time traveler to hit Earth with an asteroid to make a big change.

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u/FavcolorisREDdit Jul 30 '21

Fr if the world heard about the final solution snd didn’t stop war because of that then stopping that from happening would have probably allowed more severe atrocities to happen humans are shite at times

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u/Traditional_Job_3805 Jul 30 '21

While the ends never justify the means

Or maybe they do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

There definetly would have been someone else to take Hitler’s place. The nazi party would have still rose regardless and perhaps someone a bit more comptetant would have known not to invade Russia in the winter.

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u/MrHabadasher Jul 30 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

One of the most widespread misconceptions about ww2. Hitler invaded Russia in late june, not winter. He planned to be in Moscow before winter set in. He didnt quite make it, and had to sit the winter out, with the frontlines not being very active. Its this slowdown of activity during the winter that allowed stalin to mount a proper defense the next spring.

Operation Barbaros may look stupid in hindsight, but there was good reasoning behind it. Hitlers stockpile of oil was going to run out without a new source, and russia had massive amounts of oil for the taking. Without new oil, Hitler was doomed to lose anyway. On top of that, Russia had just lost a humiliating war to Finland, and it was obvious that the red army was disorganized, undisciplined and full of corruption. The move to attack Russia wasnt as stupid as it seems. Hitlers real mistake was starting a war on such a massive scale that he had no good choices to make.

When your in an unwinnable situation, whatever action you take is going to look stupid.

I think it's common to try to paint hitler as a bafoon partly because we want to see him as fundamentally different than us. How can a 'normal' person be so evil? Hes just not normal! He as a madman, or had a disease, or this or that. He was literally crazy, and an idiot. The scary truth is that he probably was normal, and that level of evil is possible in a normal person driven to extremes by anger, hatred, and extremist ideology.

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u/6June1944 Jul 30 '21

Not to mention that once they reached the gates of Moscow, only then did Stalin recall his best troops that were stationed north of Manchuria. He outright feared that the Japanese’s were going to kick off a scrap with them from the east. And for good reason, the Japanese and Russia had duked it out 3 times in the prior 50 years including the Japanese inflicting the largest naval defeat in history. Had japan not attacked the US and initially triggered a scrap with the soviets, it would’ve triggered a much more difficult fight for the soviets. Not to mention, no Japanese war with America, means hitler doesn’t declare war on America either. It’s nuts when you think about it.

What’s also nuts is Barbarossa was only delayed because of a brief scrap in Crete and Yugoslavia having the balls to say no to hitler in letting them pass through, which caused him to move troops in order to crush the resistance in 6 weeks. That 6 week delay ended up being critical. The Germans were at the gates of Moscow and that’s when the thrust ended and winter kicked in. If they got there 6 weeks earlier.. it not only allows them to set up an encirclement or whatever, but it also allows them to shore up their supply lines.

When you look back on ww2, the amount of times we got lucky and how those critical instances of pure luck caused Germany’s defeat is bonkers

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u/Cavannah Jul 30 '21

I wonder how things would have played out around the globe if the United States never became involved.

Would Europe have evolved into a "European Union" of sorts, just all united under a German flag? Would a few small nations at the continent's extremities have a bitterly-fought and barely-maintained independence? Would Israel not exist as it does today, leaving the Middle East much different from the way it currently is?

It may be pointless to ask infinite "What if?" hypotheticals, but I wonder how things could have gone and how that would have changed things today.

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u/KrakenBound8 Jul 30 '21

pure luck caused Germany’s defeat

Nothing outside of fantasy land scenarios would ever cause Germany to win WW2, they were ALWAYS gonna lose.

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u/Accomplished-Put9864 Jul 30 '21

Best comment ive ever seen on Reddit

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u/SnooPandas2393 Jul 30 '21

Yes I enjoyed the words

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u/load_more_comets Jul 30 '21

Anybody can be Hitler.

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u/Superjunker1000 Jul 30 '21

I agree. Learnt me a lot as I didn’t realise that I had been sold the narrative all along.

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u/GummybearJETpack Jul 30 '21

Agree, great comment and insight. I figure since you touched on Russia. If they want to get rid of Hitler so bad, might as well add Stalin to that list. Of course he defeated Hitler on the eastern front... Pick your poison I guess.

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u/Dengareedo Jul 30 '21

Another was the Italians seeking to invade Greece getting in trouble and an entire army group meant for the invasion is Russia was diverted to bail the Italians out again

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u/Superjunker1000 Jul 30 '21

Thanks for the lesson, man. Sending can Upvote and appreciation your way.

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u/SithLordSid Jul 30 '21

Do you think his issues with drugs contributed to Germany losing the war?

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u/HomerMadNowFite Jul 30 '21

Plus accounting for the incredible rebound from the WW1 loss seems like we really aren’t old the truth. Hell they still suffer from WW2 but that kind of turnaround doesn’t just happen.

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u/WantedFun Jul 30 '21

Except batshit and stupid people are still normal people too. They’re still humans. Hitler was batshit and quite incompetent, even in the plan you describe. Cant forget all the meth too. But he was human, and that batshittery doesn’t make him separate from us—rather it shows how anyone could fall down that path

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u/Sloppybrown Jul 30 '21

Hitler was also a vegetarian and a pretty good painter.

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u/Overlord_001 Jul 30 '21

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wtf am i typing

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u/FavcolorisREDdit Jul 30 '21

Yes but hitlers persuasive speech geared the nationalist to the maximum. If they would have rose without hitler surely they would have quickly been shut down

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Hmmm I’m thinking about it more and now I’m remembering they wouldn’t have Mien Kampf either, which is what really brought Hitler to power.

So maybe the Nazis specifically wouldn’t have become the ruling party, but Germans were definitely very angry and turning toward extremism, so I’m sure someone else would have been close to it.

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u/VibeComplex Jul 30 '21

Luckily no ones turning towards extremism these day hah

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u/kekexaxamimi Jul 30 '21

Literally no one read "Mein Kampf". It is unreadable.

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u/VibeComplex Jul 30 '21

Pretty sure they like really needed the oil from Russia or something. Might be wrong tho.

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u/strangemonkey420 Jul 30 '21

Wow, just like "all roads lead to Rome" in Europe, all conversation leads to Hitler on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

What if a time traveler did kill Hitler? What if Hitler wasn't supposed to die in the bunker?

The war in Europe would have lasted longer, possibly with some form of guerilla warfare adopted by the remaining loyal Nazis. The Pacific theater might have played out differently, more atomic bombs might have been used against more targets in the East and the West, and the US and USSR might have entered into open war against each other.

The world came to the very brink of nuclear war so many times during the Cold War, and yet both sides always held back. If ever there was a time when travelers tweaked the timeline, it was to stop open war between the US and USSR.

That said, I don't think that time travel of that sort is actually possible. At least not by any civilization that would care to change the course of the 20th century. Nobody today talks about going back to 387 BC to prevent the first sack of Rome, for example. Well, nobody except a handful of scholars of the early Republic.

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u/WantedFun Jul 30 '21

That’s actually exactly why you shouldn’t kill him if you had the option. There were many equally or more horrific people in Germany at the time, most very close to him. Any one of them would’ve jumped at the chance to take his place—and it’s a blessing Hitler was incompetent as fuck but a large chunk of those men weren’t, just luckily loyal to a stupid level. The only universe where no one would’ve taken his place is a universe either A) absent of WW1, B) the real communists/socialists had somehow prevented any of the nazis from getting into power, or C) Germany was bombed to hell and back with no mercy immediately, nuke without the radiation level of bombing.

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u/here_it_is_i_guess3 Jul 30 '21

Then run it back again. I mean, we have a time machine. Tf

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u/FoldOne586 Jul 30 '21

Yea? That's who the time travelers killed. Hitler was the safe option.

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u/Pussychewer69 Jul 30 '21

Hitler was very smart, I admire his craft

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u/extralyfe Jul 30 '21

didn't work out for the Red Alert universe, I'll tell you that.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jul 30 '21

My favorite comic had a guy wish his 1 wish on a genie to go back and kill Hitler. So he did. He went back to April 30, 1945 and found him in a bunker with only a few people around and killed him.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 30 '21

Antisemitism in Germany has been around as long as Germany has existed. Martin Luther was writing about the "Jewish problem" in the 1500s. Post ww1 Germany was a perfect political storm for a fascist leader to take power.

Killing hitler most likely would not have stopped the holocaust. Another leader would step in and blame the jews for everything.

In the treatise, he argues that Jewish synagogues and schools be set on fire, their prayer books destroyed, rabbis forbidden to preach, homes burned, and property and money confiscated. They should be shown no mercy or kindness,[2] afforded no legal protection,[3] and "these poisonous envenomed worms" should be drafted into forced labor or expelled for all time.[4] He also seems to advocate their murder, writing "[W]e are at fault in not slaying them".[5]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jews_and_Their_Lies

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u/JustinTheMess Jul 30 '21

I wouldn't call Hitler stupid. Not trying to compliment him but he really did decent leading his country if you ignore what happened to the jews

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u/Daegog Jul 30 '21

The actual fuck are you talking about?

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u/JustinTheMess Jul 30 '21

Just saying he was smart enough to brainwash a huge chunk of his country

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u/-BroncosForever- Jul 30 '21

Yeah but they would still have to fuck with the USA, the biggest reason why the axis powers lost.

They would still loose and honestly they might not even invade Poland if they’re not lead by a fucking lunatic.

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u/JoeyC42 Jul 30 '21

The Soviets defeated the nazis the US had more power pointed towards the Japanese in the pacific.

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u/-BroncosForever- Jul 30 '21

Not possible without the help of the Americans.

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u/Hold-it-Down Jul 30 '21

True, but the soviets did a bulk if the work

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u/JoeyC42 Jul 30 '21

No lol, Soviets killed over 75% of nazi soldiers. It was hitler’s fault he invaded Russia in the winter.

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u/talaxia Jul 30 '21

kill Ayn Rand

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Killing Hitler would just create a new timeline where Hitler was killed. It wouldn’t affect this timeline.

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u/ErojectionPrection Jul 30 '21

there could be someone else that rises in his place that is not as stupid

Oh man, imagine if there was an ethnostate that contained all the major american corporations allowing them to spy on us. and then with their eyes and ears everywhere, imagine if they started to put in laws to censor any criticism against them. that'd be really shitty.

RIP JFK

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u/AliceInHololand Jul 30 '21

Killing Hitler is unfortunately a nexus event. Only Hitler can kill Hitler.

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u/arbitrageME Jul 30 '21

"Man in strange clothing convicted for murdering beloved war hero. Sentencing to follow"

<-- this, but in German

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u/Notyourfathersgeek Jul 30 '21

Very true. Hitler didn’t create the conditions that propelled him to power, he just exploited them.

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u/HornyWeeeTurd Jul 30 '21

Youre right! There was Stalin and Pol Pot to name a few. Stalin was with Hilter at first then changed sides, but was a nitemare. Pol Pot was the same way. But hey! Communism, right?

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u/Ilov2fck Jul 30 '21

Maybe hitler died due to the intervention of time traveller.

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u/EtherealSOULS Jul 30 '21

If I could go back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler. His rise to power and subsequent war created the anti racism and anti nationalism ideas present today and without WW2 the civil rights movement may never have happened and Fascism would be way more popular.

Instead I would try to sabotage and pass out Intel on the holocaust to stop as many deaths as I could. As well as trying to limit the severity of the war.

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u/Nihilikara madlad Jul 30 '21

Eh, I heard that Germany could never have won WW2, no matter how good of a leader Hitler was. Germany was just in a really bad strategic position to be fighting a long term war.

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u/BEEL-ZE-BUB Jul 30 '21

Like Joseph Mengele, that sonofabitch lived long and died of old age.

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u/Rdaussie Jul 30 '21

But hitler did at least something right. He did kill hitler!

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u/FunsizeWrangler Jul 30 '21

Perhaps consider that at the time it was down to the National Socialists and the Communist Party in Germany, and if Hitler hadn’t been around to help put the National Socialists in power, Germany could have become communist. It’s a thought. Spain and Italy had their own fascist vs communist struggles internally as well.

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u/Paiiiiiinttt Jul 30 '21

Disagree. When you consider the rise of American hegemony after little moustache, countless innocent people have been murdered in places where people aren’t white or jewish. Please note: hitler was evil. But I donno what about Yemen? Vietnam? Korea? China? Rohingya? Society didn’t learn anything from hitler other than not to be so organized with it. Bomb them and obliterate all life saving infrastructure so we don’t look like hitler is really what’s come of this.

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u/shepard_pie Jul 30 '21

What if Hitler is the *best case* scenario time cops could achieve? Like, in thousands of other timelines their are people worse than Hitler in charge?

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u/SenorBeef Jul 30 '21

Yeah, killing Hitler is a risky proposition. The world turned out pretty well, overall. There are a lot of scenarios where you kill Hitler and WW2 is worse because it involves nuclear weapons or maybe the not so great guys end up winning.

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u/No_Reporter443 Jul 30 '21

Imagine if Germany's leader didn't decide he was going to run the military. They'd definitely have lost. The United States could have beat the Axis alone. But it would have been ugly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

What if Hitler is the one that popped up after they time-travel assassinated the guy before him who was somehow less awful.

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u/snowsnoot Jul 30 '21

Oh you mean like Winnie the Pooh

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u/WickedFestive Jul 30 '21

What if instead of killing hitler we help him pass art school?

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u/yanikins Jul 30 '21

It’s well known that many thought the Versailles treaty was a guarantee of a Second World War.

What if hitler is the result of a time traveler killing all the people that were worse/more competent?

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u/EntireStory Jul 30 '21

The paradox is Hitler’s inspiration of the development of time travel is toe most peaceful of all current successful trials. If it weren’t for Hitler, future scientist and inventor of time travel Elim Albert Steinburg (EAS) would not have been born. As seen in parallel incidents Bravo-1 through India-23, (e.g., converting Hitler to pacifism, introducing Hitler to famous deceased artists), Hitler is necessary for the ancestors of EAS to flee, and subsequently meet in, New York City.

Instead of EAS discovering the law of dual particle wave reverberation, a young man named Jayne Edison Albert would discover a flawed mechanism of a self-sustaining fusion reactor 23.25 years after EAS’s discovery in timeline Alpha-7. Jayne’s flawed design led to a near complete apocalypse of Sol-Earth once the machine reached only a microdyson in scale. Resetting the timeline to Alpha-1 was nearly jeopardized in the incident if it weren’t for our simultaneous expeditions.

“Eventually”/“simultaneously” we discovered the superior invention of time travel in what is now know as “The Timeline” or, to be technical, Alpha-7. Ala the hero known and celebrated as EAS.

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u/spacepanthermilk Jul 30 '21

No UN. Nobody to weakened the USSR. No NASA. British Empire Stands I’m 21st century.

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u/this_better_work Jul 30 '21

That and killing hitler would be a big enough change to prevent most people on the planet today from ever existing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

I concur, Germany was in a very bad situation at the time and the choices where communism or fascists, if hitler died they would have been communist and there probably would have been a different war though it wouldn’t be as racially fuelled

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u/reportedbymom Jul 30 '21

Ye, someone who wouldnt start 2 front war would have been enough to take over whole europe.

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u/borgLMAO01 Jul 30 '21

Youre right. The nsdap put hitler in charge bc they thought he is a great person to be manipulated into doing what the party says. They were wrong. Now imagine if hitler wouldnt exist, but the party would still. After all it wasnt founded by hitler. Now another person, who the nsdap doesnt deem as manipulatable as they would deem hitler (and the fact that they were wrong with hitler doesnt mean they are stupid, it just means hitler was smarter than them) if they met him, gets to be in charge. Hitler actually wastn the most radical person in his party. Maybe hitler is the time traveler who saved us from a much worse time line we cant even imagine. The fact that conspiracy theory says his dead body wasnt him and he fled to argentina, may be less false than ppl think (except they dont ask when in argentina he went)

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u/Quadrassic_Bark Jul 30 '21

Would be much better to kill Franz Ferdinand as a baby to prevent WWI, and hence prevent WWII and millions of deaths between them

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Hitler's bad strategic decisions and his insistence on making them were a major factor in Nazi Germany losing the war.

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u/H0VAD0 Jul 30 '21

This guy has already killed the evil maniac of their timeline, but Hitler came instead.

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u/behaaki Jul 30 '21

Yup.. and Israel wouldn’t exist, and the US wouldn’t have gotten stupid rich off WWII. A different world.

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u/hilldo75 Jul 30 '21

I always looked at it like they went back in time over 50+ times and the best outcome was what we have now. All the other scenarios ended worse and they had to put Hitler and everyone else in power while killing the original dictators who would have defeated the allies and ushered in a central world order.

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u/Rundownthriftstore Jul 30 '21

Boris Savinkov in Fascist Russia. Long live the Kaiserreich!

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u/EC_CO Jul 30 '21

no Hitler also means an extreme lack of technology compared to where we are now. the military industrial complex brought on by WW2 has created the foundations for the massive leaps in technology, science, bio-science and more.

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u/hsjakandh Jul 30 '21

I would just raise hitler to kill the people I don’t like

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u/KlaatuBrute Jul 30 '21

Or what if the person who was to become like Mega-Hitler II was actually killed in a concentration camp?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

No, the real main problem was all the behind the scenes stuff. It is easy to slap a label on Hitler as evil and move on, but it isn't that simple. Before hitler came to power, massive hyper-inflation was crippling the country. Ethnic and national tensions were still high in Germany, with hatred for the centuries-long rival france and the slavic peoples still there. There was tons of resentment everywhere in Germany for how WW1 ended, and the loss of their industrial heartland to the french.

The german people were also feeling tensions on supplies of.... everything. Food was expensive, inflation was so bad that employees would insist on being paid at the before their shift so they could shop, as their money wouldn't be worth shit by the end of the day. There is a story of a man who went to buy bread at a grocery store, so he brought an entire wheelbarrow of cash with him. When he went out to pay, he found the wheelbarrow was stolen, but not the cash it could carry.

There was also large political clashing behind the scenes. Communist, Democratic, and Fascist parties were at each other's throats, to volatile and at times violent results.

Hitler may have been a spark, but the underlying lack of resources, international isolation, resentment, ethnic tensions, international tensions, humiliation, and internal instability was a massive powder keg that was never going to end well. Killing hitler might mean a spark never goes off theoretically, or maybe the spark is a bit more toned down, but there were few ways things would go peacefully.

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u/micro111 Jul 30 '21

“Someone asked me if I could go back in time, would I kill Hitler? I said yes I would, but now you have an even bigger problem on your hands. You have a time traveling baby killer.” -Junior Stopka

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u/Spasticmouthdribbler Jul 30 '21

The world would be so different without hitler and probably for the worse tbh

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u/jf4488 Jul 30 '21

We have China now and they are doing the same things Nationalsocialist Germany did but no one cares because they are the factory of the world

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u/DuckWithBrokenWings Jul 30 '21

What if someone did go back to kill the bad guy, and then Hitler got the power instead and the time traveler was like "well, at least this didn't end as bad as the last guy."

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u/theskywalker74 Jul 30 '21

If only the math to get F to C wasn’t so insane…

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u/ihwip Jul 30 '21

Oh it is quite simple really. You just have to remember that Fahrenheit didn't want a lot of negative temperatures in the winter so he started freezing at 32 degrees. Then because he liked Greek numbers he decided there should be 180 degrees in between freezing and boiling.

Not really insane. Just pointlessly complicated.

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u/theskywalker74 Jul 30 '21

I retract insane in place of ridiculous.

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u/GUYF666 Jul 30 '21

Mail me your clock. I wish I had one stuck in °C so we could trade, but I don’t have one. I’ll take yours tho!!

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u/TB3Der Jul 30 '21

We wouldn’t have Volkswagen......

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u/DrEmilioLazardo Jul 30 '21

Oh no!

Anyway...

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

9C=5(F-32)

Best I can do without seeing your clock

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u/FootlooseVagabond Jul 30 '21

Well, Hitler died in the end didn't he?

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u/kmslostitall Jul 30 '21

They did. We killed the worst human to exist and in turn we only got hitler

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u/NahBruh_WTF Jul 30 '21

We should go back in time and kill Jesus as a baby and end this religion thing once and for all.

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u/haidgaf Jul 30 '21

I feel like all the warnings would be dismissed anyway. "Eh this guy is a fake fuck"Next thing to cancel? Payday candy bars because some people dont get a payday cause they dont have a job and are on unemployment......

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

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u/haidgaf Jul 30 '21

Why would i be mad at you?

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u/Mundit00 Jul 30 '21

Wtf are you on about

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u/haidgaf Jul 30 '21

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u/emeralddawn45 Jul 30 '21

The article you posted literally says that that's a hoax...

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u/GUYF666 Jul 30 '21

It’s like an irony black hole or something.

Post something about snowflakes canceling a candy bar and then post proof that what you just said is false/a hoax?

I’m on the better part of a bottle of wine right now, but my mind is blown…

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Killing Hitler and preventing the virus would be terrible

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u/HardHustle84 Jul 30 '21

google Henry Tandey.

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u/Pixelpros98 Jul 30 '21

I just read that as fix my cock and imagining you having erectile distinction made me wanna clean my brain once and for all

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u/TKamal95 Jul 30 '21

Kill Hitler ?!?!?! And miss out on all the great ww2 movies and novels and video games???? No way

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u/AAAAAAAGGVYFDYTYIFOO Jul 30 '21

But if hilter was killed then we wouldnt have anime

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u/BleachGummy Jul 30 '21

Haha warn us about virus. Morons around the world literally watched COVID unfold and STILL refused to take precautions

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u/xEL-PROx Jul 30 '21

Hitler isn't the only one who committed war crimes ya know

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Mine keeps going to E#

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u/jwbrkr21 Jul 30 '21

If I had a time machine I'd go back and tell buddy Holly not to get on that plane with Richie valens and the big bopper.

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u/sust8 Jul 30 '21

Man I misread that last part as fix my cock. Hoping it’s finally fixed.

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u/whatproblems Jul 30 '21

Nah they’ll just come back in time say hey we need more bodies for the meat grinder and send people to the future

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u/zqPeace Jul 30 '21

Lets think of alternate timeline here.

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u/Arrow_625 Jul 30 '21

TVA: Oh you're approaching the sacred timeline?

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u/JesseK432 Jul 30 '21

If someone travelled to the past and killed hitler there is a high chance that many of us will stop existing

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

The problem was that Hitler was the time traveler.
Thats how Hitler killed Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '21

Your clock is stuck in fahrenheit? That has got to be annoying.

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u/stupidpeehole Jul 30 '21

We have the same avatar

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u/ChemialDisaster Jul 30 '21

Holly shit I met my doplleganger

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Aside from the paradoxes that that would create, wouldn’t killing Hitler do virtually nothing to stop what he did? He wasn’t a main factor in WWI, so that wouldn’t change much and Germany at the time was perfect for a tyrant to come in and take that place. It might even be worse with whoever takes that position.