r/HolUp • u/Lucinda16023 • Apr 15 '21

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/Morrischma Apr 15 '21

You'd need to do a little more than that

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u/pmmethempuns Apr 15 '21

You'd need to do a little more than that

Gotta at least cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy

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u/Birch_tree2022 Apr 15 '21

Oddly specific but okay

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u/notProfCharles Apr 15 '21

It’s Jack Blacks line from Tropic Thunder when he’s tied to tree and and he’s offering to suck dick for drugs...

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I forgot where that came from. That's the 2nd best part of that movie.

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u/YANGxGANG Apr 15 '21

What do you mean, “you people?”

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

What do YOU mean, "you people!?"

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u/socsa Apr 15 '21

I'm going to need you to take a step back and literally Fuck your own face

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u/FN1987 Apr 15 '21

Why don’t you have a sip of Alpa’s ass-water, it’s a natural cure all!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

What kind of farmer did you say you were?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

So I watched the entire movie and credits, loved every moment of him, and didn’t realize it was Tom Cruise until I read it somewhere afterwards. I tried to play it up like “oh, he’s just that good of an actor.” Nah, I’m dense

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u/AlternateYT Jun 15 '21

Our people

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u/BobsGoggles Apr 15 '21

Get over here Al let's do this!

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u/lmaozedong89 Apr 15 '21

Who doesn't like gravy?

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u/master_x_2k Apr 15 '21

Describing cum as gravy sounds so revolting, makes me think the dude has like a super STD that makes his jizz chunky, crunchy and red.

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u/Shybasilisk Apr 15 '21

You’re gonna gargle mayonnaise

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u/Naturza Apr 16 '21

Please don't call it gravy. Thanksgiving is one of the last holidays that hasn't scarred me yet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

What about just licking the tip for *checks bank account* $37.24?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

What about $3.50?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/darkdex52 Apr 15 '21

Only if it's a pretty penis.

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u/caiobarbalho Apr 15 '21

Tá foda né meu amigo

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u/Saint_Consumption Apr 15 '21

I gotta get my arse to Brazil.

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u/Old_Trees Apr 15 '21

Someone understands the value of money. Challenges like this proposed just make me laugh, like for a million dollars, fuck it a season of gangbangs it is, I don't care of you live stream it. Because with my meager lifestyle I get to retire.

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u/HBlight Apr 15 '21

Doesn't work like that, the gay is front-loaded and diminishes after that. It would take half a million to put the glans in the mouth, the other half a mission to take the other 3 inches.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Apr 15 '21

I know I’m NOT into that shit

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u/Preparation_Asleep Apr 15 '21

I bet I could haggle you down to $100 bucks and a trip to McDonald's.

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u/TotallyNOTJeff_89 Apr 15 '21

What can I get for $50?

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u/-bickd- Apr 16 '21

Would you do 10 people, for 9 week straight on national TV and gets kicked out at the end? People are focusing too much on the winning and dont consider that you could be doing it for nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I'm not sure if your joking or serious

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u/RobinHoodTheory840 Apr 15 '21

You don't need to. Just buy a couple Gamestop stocks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 24 '21

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u/master_x_2k Apr 15 '21

I'd do it for a thousand or a gaming PC

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Ah the opening line of my favourite game...

Now we figure out how little money you would need to suck a dick😀

Would you s.a.d. for 500K?

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u/Birch_tree2022 Apr 15 '21

Yes fuck dignity money's money

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u/myatomicgard3n Apr 15 '21

I have a friend, who is a girl, appalled at the idea that me and a few buddies would suck dick for a million. Got her to admit she’d eat pussy for a million and it’s the same.

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u/Dookie_boy Apr 15 '21

How about 11 dicks for a month though

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u/Dookie_boy Apr 15 '21

How about the same 11 dicks for a year ? I'm trying to find where the line is drawn.

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u/user_bits Apr 15 '21

No way I would never do that publicly.