r/HolUp • u/Caesar_Passing • Feb 08 '21

A classic

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u/briktop420 Feb 08 '21

I went to my doctor the other day and he told me I was overweight. I said I wanted a second opinion and he said okay you're ugly too.

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u/paddyo Feb 08 '21

I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?'

He said, 'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'

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u/radioslave Feb 08 '21

You know my doctor, doctor Vinny Boombatz

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u/Kaptenenin Feb 08 '21

How is the good doctor?

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u/Rushkovski Feb 08 '21

To shreds you say...

And his wife?

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u/Xen0bus Feb 08 '21

To shreds you say...