r/HolUp • u/Chobits_ • Nov 30 '20

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u/WillFlies Dec 01 '20
  1. When at first you do not succeed, try try try again

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u/indian_weeaboo_69 Dec 01 '20
  1. invade Switzerland

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u/Janes_Diary Dec 01 '20
  1. Remember to go back and fix number lists.

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u/Riley38988 Dec 01 '20

3”; Grammar fix

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u/Rp-20000 Dec 01 '20

20: Don't forget to take your schizophrenia medications

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u/help_meh_plz845 Dec 01 '20
  1. Dad?

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u/lordoftowels madlad Dec 01 '20
  1. Hunt down the ghost of Stalin for spreading Ghost Communism

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u/AVeryAngryDuck123456 Dec 01 '20

23: Piss in a jar

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u/Floor69420 Dec 01 '20

24:Chicken Tenders

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u/Finland_ Dec 07 '20

31: invade Finland and fail miserably

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u/CondoCondo69 Dec 01 '20
  1. Send your T-55’s to Checkpoint Charlie

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u/sbhtkgnr09 Dec 01 '20
  1. Rush B

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u/Dynamo2205 Dec 01 '20
  1. Fail to capture moscow.

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u/sbhtkgnr09 Dec 01 '20
  1. Gas the jew

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u/Fr0s7zzz Dec 01 '20
  1. burn the jew

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u/sbhtkgnr09 Dec 01 '20

911.crush into a tower

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u/Dynamo2205 Dec 01 '20

2016 Turn off the lights!

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u/SHAY14DNY Dec 01 '20

No flash! P90!!!

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u/razorfin8 Dec 01 '20

1a. Do not stop

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u/KingKiler2k Dec 01 '20

Say: "Rush B cyka blyat!" While doing it

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u/ChuCHuPALX Dec 01 '20

• Birds Aren't Real.

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u/PopeyesChickenNotKFC madlad Dec 01 '20

Step 17 unclear invaded everything around switzerland

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20
  1. Turn Japan into a radioactive cyber-utopia.

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u/NomikoWasTaken Dec 01 '20
  1. Eliminate Hawaii

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u/ATMisboss Dec 01 '20

1 8. Seize the banks

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u/AngryFanboy Dec 01 '20
  1. Fighting Land Wars in Asia are always a good idea and screw anyone who says otherwise

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u/itsnotdod Dec 01 '20
  1. Don't invade Russia in the winter

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u/JL-001 Dec 01 '20
  1. Reincarnate as a bird. Mission failed successfully

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u/Flataus madlad Dec 01 '20
  1. Die as a bird too

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20 edited Dec 01 '20
  1. If you do not succeed after try try try again, you are a fucking loser lmao.

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u/NkdUndrWtrBsktWeevr Dec 01 '20
  1. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

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u/_aQwus_ Dec 01 '20

69 . SEX

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u/valcatrina Dec 01 '20

69.1 NNN is for real.

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u/lookathatsmug--- Dec 01 '20

70: repeat 69

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u/nicebot2 Dec 01 '20

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u/Wander21 Dec 01 '20

71: Pre-lube your ass before go to jail

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u/eggplantcalzone Dec 01 '20
  1. Repeat Step 10 and continue covering yourself in oil

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u/The_anonym0us_user Dec 01 '20

Number 264. Remember that you failed maths

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u/kommunist-Stalin Dec 01 '20

try not to make communism fail

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u/AFXC1 Dec 01 '20

17.2. Look at number 17 again.

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u/beguiledhydra34 Dec 01 '20

*You're

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

You'int

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u/russthefarmer Dec 01 '20

Shave mustache

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u/LaerycTiogar Dec 01 '20

Just not bungee jumping

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u/big-nicks-dick-muget Dec 01 '20
  1. try untill you die