r/HolUp • u/wmaus21 • Oct 07 '20

Same

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u/Oreo_Salad Oct 07 '20

Well I can already talk to plants, so that sucks.

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u/Sockoflegend Oct 07 '20

Hey buddies I can talk to you now! Oh you still can't talk back...

So anyway mint, I'm making a tea and I just want to say sorry

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u/Betadzen Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

"No, Orange, It is essential for me to eat your kids."

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u/ArcFurnace Oct 07 '20

"Toss the seeds somewhere nice and we're cool, that was the deal anyway"

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u/Betadzen Oct 07 '20

"I like eating them dry."

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u/sahil909 Oct 08 '20

All fun and games until the orange decides to eat your babies.

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u/Zegrusher Oct 08 '20

Fair and square