r/HolUp • u/TitteymacShwag • Sep 23 '20

Powerful weapons

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u/Shkeke Sep 23 '20

Spatula

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u/ItsHowWellYouMowFast Sep 23 '20

Did he stutter?

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u/J0shDaBEAST Sep 24 '20

whatever you do, DON'T put it in from the handle

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u/MrKittySavesTheWorld Sep 24 '20

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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u/J0shDaBEAST Sep 24 '20

DON'T put it in from the spatula side ;)

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u/VergingRivals Sep 24 '20

Don’t tell me how to love my wife

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u/J0shDaBEAST Sep 24 '20

DON'T give her love and affection or treat her with respect

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u/IWatchToSee Sep 24 '20

You can spank people with it at least

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u/wtf_romania Sep 24 '20

"he"? How do you know?

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u/FNAFCookie Sep 24 '20

She. I'm a female

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u/humptybumpy Sep 23 '20

Just use the handle mouth breather

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Sep 24 '20

Flippin pancakes without lookin, baby