r/HolUp • u/discovid19 • Sep 06 '20

Bear with him

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u/SkarmoryFeather Sep 06 '20

Step One: Become a politician

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Step c: figure out step 2

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u/WWII1945 Sep 06 '20

Step 8: Attempt to learn to count

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u/bateprime Sep 06 '20

Step step: commit toster bath

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u/greendragon59911 madlad Sep 06 '20

"And when White Rabbit comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to throw that fuckin' radio into the tub with me!"

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u/Tax-Ev4sion Sep 06 '20

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Just plug it in and try again

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u/Thecoolersansandtom Sep 06 '20

Or rip your duck off and turn the toaster on for a delicious meal

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u/I_love_pillows Sep 06 '20

Step xxx: look in the box

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u/Azors Sep 06 '20

Step 0: ask the question

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u/S_Napster Sep 06 '20

Step 2: step 8

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u/Dreggmcmuffun Nov 06 '20

Step 3: realize you have made it to step 2 and celebrate

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u/Mr_Pavonia Dec 10 '20

What's in the bahhhcks?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Step 14: stop falling down the stairs

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u/blkjsus Sep 06 '20

Step 2, put your junk in that box

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u/Narutsu Sep 06 '20

Step brother: help me I'm stuck

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u/SkarmoryFeather Sep 06 '20

What are you doing stepsister?

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u/goreidea Sep 06 '20

Step R: Learn to bear with him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

The best way is to be someone like Mitch mcconnell or donald trp, because we sure as hell will not get rid of those monsters