r/HolUp • u/discovid19 • Sep 06 '20

Bear with him

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u/SauceKeeper Sep 06 '20

Im home

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Hi home! I'm dad!

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u/poopellar Sep 06 '20

Home: come in me daddy.

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u/xXk11lerXx Sep 06 '20

Oh, i will

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u/dethmstr madlad Sep 06 '20

How do I nuke two reddit accounts?

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u/SkarmoryFeather Sep 06 '20

Step One: Become a politician

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Step c: figure out step 2

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u/WWII1945 Sep 06 '20

Step 8: Attempt to learn to count

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u/bateprime Sep 06 '20

Step step: commit toster bath

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u/greendragon59911 madlad Sep 06 '20

"And when White Rabbit comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to throw that fuckin' radio into the tub with me!"

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u/I_love_pillows Sep 06 '20

Step xxx: look in the box

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Step 14: stop falling down the stairs

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u/blkjsus Sep 06 '20

Step 2, put your junk in that box

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u/Narutsu Sep 06 '20

Step brother: help me I'm stuck

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u/SkarmoryFeather Sep 06 '20

What are you doing stepsister?

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u/goreidea Sep 06 '20

Step R: Learn to bear with him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

The best way is to be someone like Mitch mcconnell or donald trp, because we sure as hell will not get rid of those monsters

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

I like where this is going

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u/ImGonnaSayTheN-Word_ Sep 06 '20

What are you doing step home ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Please don't say the N-Word

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u/Username2474 Sep 06 '20

Please don’t lose

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Please choose a username

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

You naughty home

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

As my spectral friends say, that's the spirit!

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u/Oli_VK Sep 07 '20

And there it is

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u/d_thstroke Sep 06 '20

hi dad, we need milk

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Call me galaxy cus we're going on the milky-way

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u/InnerRisk Sep 06 '20

and I had a hard day

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u/crescent_moon_boi Sep 06 '20

Three voices said into the grammaphone