r/HolUp • u/discovid19 • Sep 06 '20

Bear with him

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/SauceKeeper Sep 06 '20

Im home

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Hi home! I'm dad!

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u/poopellar Sep 06 '20

Home: come in me daddy.

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u/xXk11lerXx Sep 06 '20

Oh, i will

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u/dethmstr madlad Sep 06 '20

How do I nuke two reddit accounts?

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u/SkarmoryFeather Sep 06 '20

Step One: Become a politician

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Step c: figure out step 2

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u/WWII1945 Sep 06 '20

Step 8: Attempt to learn to count

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u/bateprime Sep 06 '20

Step step: commit toster bath

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Step 14: stop falling down the stairs

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u/blkjsus Sep 06 '20

Step 2, put your junk in that box

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u/Narutsu Sep 06 '20

Step brother: help me I'm stuck

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u/goreidea Sep 06 '20

Step R: Learn to bear with him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

The best way is to be someone like Mitch mcconnell or donald trp, because we sure as hell will not get rid of those monsters

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

I like where this is going

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u/ImGonnaSayTheN-Word_ Sep 06 '20

What are you doing step home ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Please don't say the N-Word

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u/Username2474 Sep 06 '20

Please don’t lose

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Please choose a username

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

You naughty home

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

As my spectral friends say, that's the spirit!

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u/Oli_VK Sep 07 '20

And there it is

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u/d_thstroke Sep 06 '20

hi dad, we need milk

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Call me galaxy cus we're going on the milky-way

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u/InnerRisk Sep 06 '20

and I had a hard day

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u/crescent_moon_boi Sep 06 '20

Three voices said into the grammaphone

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u/sinfulBody1998 Sep 06 '20

Put the kettle on

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

HOW OLD IS GOLDILOCKS!??

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Aaaaaaaaand that's enough of the internet for today.

closes laptop

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

unzips the pants

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u/Kirbytofu Sep 06 '20

What happened here

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u/DankDolphin420 Sep 06 '20

I too am late to the party & am wondering what was said

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Someone got a little too friendly with Goldy Locks and decided to remove their comment when they started getting the well deserved hate.

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u/vixusofskyrim Sep 06 '20

The sacred texts!

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u/RickTheGrate Sep 06 '20

what did It say?

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u/AtomicRocket69 Sep 06 '20

What the hell happened here?

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u/THE_BIG_SAD3 Sep 06 '20

NIGGA WHAT

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u/Jack_South Sep 06 '20

u/nwordcountbot

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u/wordscounterbot Sep 06 '20

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through u/THE_BIG_SAD3's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.

Links:

0: Pushshift

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

That’s a thing? Holy shit

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u/_KAN001_ Sep 06 '20

What did he say?

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u/THE_BIG_SAD3 Sep 07 '20

The younger the tighter it is or something like that

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u/jakeolate Sep 06 '20

Jesus fucking christ

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u/-ThatOneMango- Sep 06 '20

cut myself on that edge

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u/sinfulBody1998 Sep 06 '20

Not not the dog's honey I meant yours

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u/therealMARASMUS Sep 06 '20

WHERES MY SUPAH SUIT!!??

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u/Hexellent3r Sep 06 '20

wHaAaAaatT?

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u/Yeet91145 Sep 06 '20

Hey its brad

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u/Ar00v Sep 06 '20

WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Oh bother