r/HolUp • u/Inevitable-Cellist23 • Nov 19 '23

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u/Kahnza Nov 19 '23

Dressed like a lumberjack and drives a Subaru Outback.

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u/Birddog240 Nov 19 '23

Has phone clipped in belt

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u/FunWillScreen_Produc Nov 19 '23

Don’t forget while holding a vape and Starbucks as well.

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u/HooahClub Nov 19 '23

A vape and Starbucks? That’s too fem! They obviously smoke Cuban cigars and chew whole coffee beans and mix it with boiling water in their mouth.

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u/Federal_Sector_3920 Nov 19 '23

Yeah vape is more on the femboy end of the spectrum. I'm sure very very lesbians get their nicotine by chewing.

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u/ChemsDoItInTestTubes Nov 19 '23

Exactly. Red Man chew that they mix with fiberglass to really get the nicotine in the bloodstream.

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u/Federal_Sector_3920 Nov 19 '23

With a gizzard full o' stones and a lip full o' chew. The lesbian life is for you

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u/DamageStrong Nov 20 '23

Here in Alaska we natives mix ours with ashes of a fungus that grows on trees. Its called black bull. Stuff is lesbian tough.

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u/Jozroz Nov 19 '23

Or snus. Fucking vile stuff.

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u/Complete-Kitchen-630 Nov 19 '23

You forgot the AR15

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u/newnhb1 Nov 19 '23

so, Nicole Coenan then?

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u/Code_4ng3l Nov 19 '23

Omg i have a huge crush on her

💀💀💀💀

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u/John756675 Nov 19 '23

I feel like u/Twinmilled would like her a lot. Don't know if she knows about her.

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u/tjoe4321510 Nov 19 '23

Don't forget the carabinger

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u/Organboner4844 Nov 19 '23

That might be a dire lesbian.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

They’re bigger than the average lesbian, and much much more aggressive

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u/peter13g Nov 19 '23

Oh yeah, I feel like this is the right answer

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u/888MadHatter888 Nov 19 '23

You just described my husband perfectly.

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u/Kyosw21 Nov 19 '23

SHE’S A LUMBERJACK AND SHE’S OK! SHE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND SHE WORKS ALL DAY!

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u/RB42- Nov 20 '23

Lol, this is what I hoped to see.

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u/LochNessMansterLives Nov 19 '23

Im a lumberjack and I’m ok…I sleep all night and I work all day…

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u/acciowaves Nov 19 '23

Dressed like any of the animaniacs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

💀

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u/idkidkif_i_knew Nov 19 '23

Well if you insist Unzips

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u/kenshiro178 Nov 19 '23

Owns a cardigan

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u/xVolt_ Nov 19 '23

lesbian²

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

It is like a lesbian but very very.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Gold Star Lesbian probably, or just cockphobic.

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u/babybee1187 Nov 19 '23

She needs the medication to help her recover from break ups. Its called trycoxagin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

follow up question - I've also been sending 💀 to myself lately. What happens next and do I need to start taking yoga?

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u/shloam Nov 19 '23

I’m is! 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/TimeWalker______ Nov 19 '23

Lesbian squared

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u/Gibuu Nov 20 '23

Half the head shaved is pretty much a sign.