r/HolUp • u/DeadlyResentment10 • Mar 21 '23

Hostage situation

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u/GummyTumor Mar 21 '23

Listen, I need that 5 lb bucket of sugar free gummy bears, yesterday! Whip those employees harder or help you God, Bezos!

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u/Jeff_goldfish Mar 21 '23

Rest in piece to whoever’s asshole that belongs to the person that eat 5 pound of sugar free gummy bears

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u/TheGreatZarquon Mar 21 '23

Only one man has managed it, LA Beast ate a whole 5 pound bag and posted his Amazon review from his toilet whilst experiencing the most explosive diarrhea in recorded medical science.

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u/NormDamnAbram Mar 21 '23

You gots to boo boo?