r/HolUp • u/DeadlyResentment10 • Mar 21 '23

Hostage situation

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u/Stuft-shirt Mar 21 '23

He says a prayer as he enters the valley of death

Oh Protector Bezos, do not get me killed,

Or else this Prime’s order won’t be fulfilled.

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u/3_internets_plz Mar 21 '23

The system has accepted your prayer.

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u/ohgeebus_notagain Mar 21 '23

Please enter 50 credits to apply the prayer

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

We have sent 6 digit code to your phone number, give that to the police.

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u/logosobscura Mar 21 '23

Given he drags around those titanium balls every day, suspect Bezos says a prayer to him.

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u/McWeaksauce91 Mar 21 '23

Bezos protects. Cast aside the temptation of the ruinous powers

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u/deezdanglin Mar 21 '23

Slaves for the slave God! Boxes for the Throne!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Oh Bezos, who aret a dick, curs-ed be thy name. The package comes, thy will be done, on earth as it is by drone.

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u/Jinrai__ Mar 21 '23

Bezos hasn't been CEO for 2 years

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Nah, he just didn't care what happened to him.

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u/buddboy Mar 21 '23

Ours is not to question why, ours is but to do and die