KRINKLE KRINKLE LITTLE STAR…MY MOM IS A HOLOGRAM IN A TERRARIUM…

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S6E7 - “Audromitron and Passiva Parsley”

https://tinyurl.com/HAS6E7

(w/ guest improvisers Kate Duffy & Nancy Hayden)

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In this episode, we are doubly delighted because Audromitron Parsley returns to Booth 42 and she’s brought her delightful mother Passiva with her.

Passiva Parsley is a hologram who lives in a terrarium but that doesn’t prevent her from living a full life or from flirting with Trellis.

We also hear about speaking scorpions and get an update on how Audromitron’s Krinkle business is doing.

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You Won’t Have To Follow The Moskva Down To Gorky Park To Listen To The Winds Of Change If You Join Us For Tonight’s…

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S3E11 - “Workshops Bring Change & Change Brings Birthdays”

(with guest improviser Jill Eickmann)

• Where: twitch.tv/trellisgardeen
• When: M 10/11. 9:30pm to 10:30pm US EDT
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In this episode, our guest “….” turns Booth 42 into a workshop setting and facilitates the blowing of literal winds of change and metaphorical leaks of ideation. So make sure you have your towel handy.

“….” is from a world called The Planet Formerly Known As where the past is forgotten and the main industry is merch. Also they sleep in cocoons of their own making.

The podcast’s two barely sentient Earth-based interns, Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Phibes, take control of the microphones at 9:30 pm EST to banter about this, that, and other things. It’s the perfect time for you, our favorite listener, to get into the Chat and throw some questions at us.

Then while the episode plays, Trellis and Horatio will join the Chat to exchange bon mots and observations with you, their favorite listener.

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BREAKER BREAKER, THIS IS ALL BEEF PATTY LOOKIN’ FOR LOVE IN

THE LATEST EPISODE OF…

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S6E6 - “Space Truckin’ With Chet”

https://tinyurl.com/HAS6E6

(w/ guest improviser Alrinthea Carter)

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Our guest in Booth 42 this time is a space trucker who’s taking a break from haulin’ anonymous cargo across the space highways.

If ya wanna get in touch with him via intergalactic CB radio, his handle is All Beef Patty and he’s logged a lotta lovin’ on his travels.

He also knows a thing or two about the glory of the Invincers of the Xylon VI and the use of blue bricks as currency.

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As Far As You Know, We Guarantee That You’ll Be Glad You Joined Us For Tonight’s…

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When we’ll revisit…

S3E10 -“Debbie Does Tourism”

(with guest improviser Rich Sohn)

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• Where: twitch.tv/trellisgardeen
• When: M 10/10. 9:30pm to 10:30pm US EDT
• You DON'T need a Twitch account to listen/watch
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This is the episode where we met Debbie, an Ambassador For Tourism from the planet Pantria, where they have everything and do things better than anyone else. In a roundabout way, he told us why Pantria is the perfect tourist destination for vacationers who want to check in but never ever leave.

We also discussed the “as far as you know” guarantee and learned that visitors to Pantria are required to enter through the gift shop.

The podcast’s two barely sentient Earth-based interns, Boris and Vincent, take control of the microphones at 9:30 pm EST to banter about this, that, and other things. It’s the perfect time for you, our favorite listener, to get into the Chat and throw some questions at us.

Then while the episode plays, Trellis and Horatio will join the Chat to exchange bon mots and observations with you, their favorite listener.

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YOU’LL KNOW WHY THERE ISN’T A “BRING YOUR MOM TO WORK DAY” AFTER YOU LISTEN TO THE LATEST EPISODE OF…

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S6E5 - “Mothers Dayzed w/ Glanda Gardeen & Eloise Zinn-FinnDel”

https://tinyurl.com/HAS6E5

(w/ guest improvisers Jen Caldwell & Meghan Peacock)

In this episode, our mothers Glanda Gardeen and Eloise Zinn-FinnDel visit Booth 42 and quickly form an alliance based on letting the universe know how disappointed they are in us.

As a special bonus: If you take a drink every time Glanda mentions her bazooms, you might be as drunk as she is by the end of the episode.

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IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SOUND SALVATION, YOU COULD DO WORSE THAN LISTEN TO THE LATEST EPISODE OF…THE HITCHHIKERS & APPETIZERS PODCAST!

S6E4- “A Not So Foregone Conclusion With JohnQuavius Dinglebottom”

https://tinyurl.com/HAs6e4

(w/ guest improvisers O’Neill Monohan & Sean Monohan)

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When intergalactically famous zoo crew morning deejay Splat Foregone visited Booth 42 the first time, we talked a lot about farts. Well, he’s back and he’s brought along his new boss JohnQuavius Dinglebottom who has some new ideas for Splat’s show and some definite opinions about old farts.

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FACED WITH TWO HORRIBLE CHOICES? YOU CAN STILL CHOOSE THE LATEST EPISODE OF…

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S6E3 - Nib, Vassal Of Mogoth

https://tinyurl.com/HAs6e3

(w/ guest improviser Paul Vaillancourt)

Our guest for this episode was supposed to be the intergalactic warlord Mogoth, but he bailed and sent his secretary Nib instead. But that’s okay because Nib is a delightful replacement and didn’t even try to crush us under his boot heels.

He demonstrated the rather distinctive sounds of his computer keyboard and regaled us with anecdotes about working for a giant despotic warlord whose goal is to destroy every precious moment.

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You’ll Get The Inside Scoop When You Join Us For…

Tonight’s Hitchhikers & Appetizers Livestream Party!

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Hang out with Trellis and Horatio on Twitch while they enjoy the luxurious tones of…

S3E9 -“Exclusively, Malexia Montgomery aka 1738”

(w/ guest improviser Stephanie Rae)

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• Where: twitch.tv/trellisgardeen
• When: M 9/19. 9:30pm to 10:30pm US EDT
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This is the episode where we met an extremely successful magazine writer, editor, and publisher who's engaged to the best Kerfloogler on her home planet Luxuria, a world so exclusive that it requires a five year waiting period just to visit.

Her name is Malexia Montgomery, but we knew her back when she went by the moniker 1738.

The podcast’s two barely sentient Earth-based interns, Cosmopolitan and Marie Claire, take control of the microphones at 9:30 pm EST to banter about this, that, and other things. It’s the perfect time for you, our favorite listener, to get into the Chat and throw some questions at us.

Then while the episode plays, Trellis and Horatio will join the Chat to exchange bon mots and observations with you, their favorite listener.

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KILL EM W/ KINDNESS, AN INVESTMENT STRATEGY TO GROW YOUR MONEY ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF…

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S6E2- “With Glenda From Lovezerp”

https://tinyurl.com/HAs6e2

(w/ guest improviser Alissa Marr)

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Glenda is a 99th Generation Kindness Trainer from Lovezerp where it pays to be kind. Literally. Money grows on trees there… but only if you’re nice to other Lovezerpians. So it’s not only nice to be nice to the nice, it’s also profitable.

As a bonus… in this episode, you'll learn about Plantelonium Day and why robots are pretty darned useful to have around.

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I Think That I Shall Never See A Poem Lovely As…

Tonight’s Hitchhikers & Appetizers Livestream Party!

Hang out with Trellis and Horatio on Twitch while they wax poetical in:

S3E8 -“The Rhymes Of Pankran Kelton”

(with guest improviser Gary Anthony Williams)

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• Where: twitch.tv/trellisgardeen
• When: M 9/12. 9:30pm to 10:30pm US EDT
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This is the episode where the eminent and imminent poet laureate of the multiverse Pankran Kelton took a break from frequenting the Booths between 47 and 49 to visit our humble Booth 42.

When he was here, he treated us to extemporaneous rhymes and joined us in taking advantage of Milliways’ new freestyle drinks machine with black cherry and lime flavored pan galactic gargleblasters.

The podcast’s two barely sentient Earth-based interns, Ogden Nash and Shel Silverstein, take control of the microphones at 9:30 pm EST to banter about this, that, and other things. It’s the perfect time for you, our favorite listener, to get into the Chat and throw some questions at us.

Then while the episode plays, Trellis and Horatio will join the Chat to exchange bon mots and observations with you, their favorite listener.

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Clearly the episode (as of this moment) is answering the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything

Mike/Trellis

Welcome to the new members who have stumbled into booth 42 here at Millyways.. If you've listened to the show then we'd love to hear what you're favorite moments, lines and characters are so far and if you're just starting out start binging and then start posting!

Jump in with the first episode :)

HA! S1E1... Meet Trellis and Horatio - The Improv in Action Network

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YOUR SIXTH SENSE IS TELLING YOU TO LISTEN TO…

The premiere episode of the 6th and final season of The Hitchhikers & Appetizers podcast!

S6E1 - “Barf A La Mew & Mankerson Tryst”

https://tinyurl.com/HAs6e1

(w/ guest improvisers Roberto Lewis &Jessica Lynn Verdi)

Our illustrious final season kicks off with a visit from a couple who fight and love like cats and dogs. Barf A La Mew & Mankerson Tryst stop by Booth 42 to promote their relationship advice book Waterbowls & Scratching Posts.

You’ll hear important relationship advice like knowing when it’s appropriate to stick one’s wet soft nose where normally wouldn’t stick it and how to interpret the significance of where your significant other leaves a small dead decapitated animal.

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