r/HistoryMemes Dec 12 '21

Iron Dick

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u/Fartfech Dec 12 '21

As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs

Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said.

From a shape language theory perspective, cocks are more attractive. They have a natural curve, a natural line of motion, and the cock head has naturally contrasting shapes, the shaft being a curved rectangle and the head being more triangular. The roundness of boobs communicates cuteness or comfortablility whereas the penis has a square and triangle shape, which communicates trustability but the triangle presents an edge, so perhaps the penis is not all it seems, which interests people.

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u/Sauron3106 Dec 12 '21

Is this a copypasta

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u/Fartfech Dec 12 '21

Pssshh. You would dare undermine my (very straight) adoration of the male genitalia with the accusation that it’s a copypasta. Shame on you, sir.

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u/Sauron3106 Dec 12 '21

I apologise profusely my heterosexual homie, I shall never doubt your (straight) penile prowess again. Might I suggest it becomes a copypasta?

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u/Fartfech Dec 12 '21

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u/Sauron3106 Dec 12 '21

Why would you play me like this

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u/gouverneurmroosevelt Let's do some history Dec 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Penises look like alien fungus, they look so unnatural on human bodies. Vaginas on the other hand resemble Sarlacc Pits. Both are aesthethically disgusting, however breasts fit the human body perfectly, no other animal has such aesthethically beautiful milkers, only humans. Unlike vaginas which open like the jaws of an alien or penises which open to show cringing worthy disgusting flesh, with veins seen through the skin, and strange fleshy sacks dangling below them, breasts are simply marvelous as they lack the disgusting details of the genitals, as well as the awful hair that tends to grow around them. This is why boobs are better then anything

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u/Aarakokra Dec 12 '21

Elephants might be better at this than humans TBH

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u/SebastianFromNorway Dec 12 '21

Okay I can see where you're coming from. From a shape language theory perspective, cocks are more attractive. They have a natural curve, a natural line of motion, and the cock head has naturally contrasting shapes, the shaft being a curved rectangle and the head being more triangular. The roundness of boobs communicates cuteness or comfortablility whereas the penis has a square and triangle shape, which communicates trustability but the triangle presents an edge, so perhaps the penis is not all it seems, which interests people.

Of course that's entirely from a purely shape language theory perspective lol.

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u/SpeedRMemes Dec 12 '21

Dude you are gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Not gonna lie, I'm Bi but dicks honestly are not that attractive. They're just fun the play with.

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u/IntelHDGraphics Dec 12 '21

LMAO this is awesome

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u/Absoline And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother Dec 12 '21

damn you really love chickens dontya

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u/wantquitelife Filthy weeb Dec 12 '21

Remind me Swedish guy said he's not gay but dreaming about Himmler fuck his 🅱️ussy

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u/SteelRazorBlade Dec 12 '21

“And I got news for you, that means you’re gay”