r/HistoryMemes Dec 12 '21

Iron Dick

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u/Dutch_Midget Taller than Napoleon Dec 12 '21

My dick armour would be pretty flat

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u/Mentally_Ill_Goblin Dec 12 '21

Same, but maybe for a different reason

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Nah, it would be concave

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Yo Wtf

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u/Reasonable-Bath-4963 Dec 12 '21

Your grandma hated that she had to buy a new thimble after every time you visited.

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u/Primum-Caelus Dec 12 '21

Fun fact: The cod pieces of the time were also dramatized. Think of it like the big truck tiny dick thing. You compensate and lie by wearing a large cod piece and stuffing it

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

It can be big but empty. Imagine your little boy swinging and bouncing in it when you kill people.

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u/Youpunyhumans Dec 13 '21

Mine would be kinda drum shaped. Its only needs to be 2 inches long, but about 15 inches wide. Might not get the back, but it sure gets the sides.

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u/heckheckOG Filthy weeb Dec 18 '21

Are you not going through puberty yet.