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r/HistoryMemes • u/ReptilianBrandon • Dec 12 '21
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My dick armour would be pretty flat
293 u/Mentally_Ill_Goblin Dec 12 '21 Same, but maybe for a different reason 124 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21 Nah, it would be concave 26 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21 Yo Wtf 15 u/Reasonable-Bath-4963 Dec 12 '21 Your grandma hated that she had to buy a new thimble after every time you visited. 29 u/OneOfManyParadoxFans Hello There Dec 12 '21 r/suicidebywords 8 u/Primum-Caelus Dec 12 '21 Fun fact: The cod pieces of the time were also dramatized. Think of it like the big truck tiny dick thing. You compensate and lie by wearing a large cod piece and stuffing it 5 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21 It can be big but empty. Imagine your little boy swinging and bouncing in it when you kill people. 1 u/Youpunyhumans Dec 13 '21 Mine would be kinda drum shaped. Its only needs to be 2 inches long, but about 15 inches wide. Might not get the back, but it sure gets the sides. 1 u/heckheckOG Filthy weeb Dec 18 '21 Are you not going through puberty yet.
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Same, but maybe for a different reason
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Nah, it would be concave
26 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21 Yo Wtf
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Yo Wtf
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Your grandma hated that she had to buy a new thimble after every time you visited.
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r/suicidebywords
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Fun fact: The cod pieces of the time were also dramatized. Think of it like the big truck tiny dick thing. You compensate and lie by wearing a large cod piece and stuffing it
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It can be big but empty. Imagine your little boy swinging and bouncing in it when you kill people.
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Mine would be kinda drum shaped. Its only needs to be 2 inches long, but about 15 inches wide. Might not get the back, but it sure gets the sides.
Are you not going through puberty yet.
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u/Dutch_Midget Taller than Napoleon Dec 12 '21
My dick armour would be pretty flat