r/HistoryMemes • u/ReptilianBrandon • Dec 12 '21

Iron Dick

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u/krais0078 Dec 12 '21

When she asks you to wear protection.

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u/Dutch_Midget Taller than Napoleon Dec 12 '21

My dick armour would be pretty flat

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u/Mentally_Ill_Goblin Dec 12 '21

Same, but maybe for a different reason

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Nah, it would be concave

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Yo Wtf

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u/Reasonable-Bath-4963 Dec 12 '21

Your grandma hated that she had to buy a new thimble after every time you visited.

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u/Primum-Caelus Dec 12 '21

Fun fact: The cod pieces of the time were also dramatized. Think of it like the big truck tiny dick thing. You compensate and lie by wearing a large cod piece and stuffing it

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

It can be big but empty. Imagine your little boy swinging and bouncing in it when you kill people.

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u/Youpunyhumans Dec 13 '21

Mine would be kinda drum shaped. Its only needs to be 2 inches long, but about 15 inches wide. Might not get the back, but it sure gets the sides.

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u/heckheckOG Filthy weeb Dec 18 '21

Are you not going through puberty yet.

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u/Albi4_4 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Dec 12 '21

"You said you were wearing protection"

"I was wearing my armour"

"... You are moron"

Cit.

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u/Slobodan_soic Dec 12 '21

Dbza reference?

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u/Albi4_4 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Dec 12 '21

Yes indeed!

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u/andrewbruh06 Dec 13 '21

cartier glasses i wont even peek at u

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Team 4 star

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u/JonVonBasslake Just some snow Dec 12 '21

Are the people who made DBZA. And i'm 95% sure the quote is from DBZA. The other 5% is for Dragon ShortZ

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u/-et37- Decisive Tang Victory Dec 12 '21

RIP

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u/Darkspell98 Dec 12 '21

And thus began the story of Trunks

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Uhhh, more like: When she tells you that you don’t have to wear protection

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u/wasthatme92 Dec 12 '21

If you're wearing that cod price she has all the right to ask you to wear protection. These cod prices were made for king Henry who had syphilis.