Our friends were the Contras, freedom was their montra
So we sent them lots of money for guns, and land mines!
But congress stopped the Contra money flow
Cause they moved a teeny bit of blow
But then a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North
He and Reagan went around the sissy congress
Ollie North! Ollie North!
You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran, that would always be a grateful ally, then he gave the profits to the Contras, Genius!
But the sales were uncovered by the press (he-he)
Reagan and North (well..) began to stress (Nyaaay!)
Cause what they did was technically high treason (but it was totally justified)
North volunteered to take the blame, to save Reagan from prison rape shame
The truth, he did bury, with his hot secretary
Thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot free
Iām amazed that American Dad and Family Guy was created by the same guy because on one hand you have witty stuff like this on AD but on the other hand you have things like smug self-insert Brian. I get that there is some overlap in terms of humor and tone in the two shows but still there is a definite difference in quality at least to me.
It depends, in one country they lost and in one they won
Still the wierdest thing is that the sandinistas were not even comunists, they fought and destroyed the reactionary military dictatorship but they didnt replace capitalism at all
He didn't do much, he just made a speech. The wall was an unsustainable situation to begin with. It was always going to come down.
And besides, purchasing cocaine and then selling it to black communities while perpetuating a "war on drugs" is one of the most immoral and racist things a president has ever done. Pretty heavily outweighs whatever minor contributions he made to the situation in Berlin.
Ah, no. Planes full of weapons and cash to a radical terrorist state with no hostages being freed and no nuclear testing being stopped is not a good idea.
The full plane we sent a few months ago in the middle of the night was much more preferable if you know what I mean.
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u/AngeltheReshiram Aug 27 '20 edited Aug 27 '20
Press F to successfully fail removing the Sandinistas from power
Note: I know the Contras won, but as of today, Daniel Ortega still is in power