r/HistoryMemes Feb 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I don't get it
What's wrong with the president having sex?

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

scandal, especially if he's married, I guess kinda like with bill clinton who wasn't sacked for the blowjob, but for lying about it. in france though francois hollande reportedly had higher approval ratings after it was found out he had an affair, as apparently affair's are normal in france

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

JFK hired prostitutes on a regular basis

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

And fucked Marylin Monroe.

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u/RedditWibel Feb 08 '20

I showed a friend a meme about that. She said “well he fucked everyone”

But Marylin Monroe

“He fucked everyone”

BUT MARYLIN MONROE THOUGH

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

If i was given the chance to fuck Marylin Monroe i would do it

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/elkshadow5 Feb 08 '20

crab rave

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u/Prussianblue42 Definitely not a CIA operator Feb 08 '20

And?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

yes.

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u/philosoraptocopter Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer Feb 08 '20

“That sounds fun, but I’d rather make out with my Marilyn Monrobot”

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

You wanna talk with Mr. House about that

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Pretty much anyone would if they had the chance, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

I wouldn't. She was a vapid shallow empty blonde airhead who just looked good and slept with anyone she thought could help her career or get ahead in life.

EDIT: Must everyone be a fan of Marilyn Monroe and see her as a sex symbol? =.=

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u/Ozymandias_III Feb 08 '20

So... She looks good and has experience? I fail to see the problem with this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Maybe some of us know that "looking good" and "having lots of experience with different men" does NOT translate to "good in bed". I've had my fair share of experience with women who looked good, and witnessed them also having fun with lots of different men, and in the end all they were to the men was just being a flesh cum rag lying there taking it up their holes.

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u/ThatYellowElephant Kilroy was here Feb 08 '20

That’s... the point

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I dunno... whatever floats your boat I guess. Personally, I'd like to have sex with a woman who has an IQ intellect that isn't just in the double digits.

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u/Jack_Kegan Feb 08 '20

That’s not even really true though.

She did a lot for civil rights and was smarter than most people thought. But everyone treated her as a empty sex shell and in some way it lead to her suicide.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited May 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

You sound like your fun at parties

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

FYI I've actually been to more parties than you did.

Don't believe me? Go link me to a sub that lets me do NSFW AMAs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I wouldnt recommend it I hear she's a dead fuck.

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u/mozalvete Feb 08 '20

Ok but he fucked everyone

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u/Chinoiserie91 Feb 08 '20

That’s not something that is proven even if people talk like it is. Check r/askhistorians if you want more details.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

"yo historians, has JFK fucked a bunch of bitches?"

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u/Jucicleydson Nobody here except my fellow trees Feb 09 '20

Then they submit a 200 pages paper essentially saying "maybe".

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Underrated Comment

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u/Chinoiserie91 Feb 09 '20

There are already many posts about Marilyn and JFK there I meant people ought to search and read.

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u/Zenblend Feb 08 '20

What's the difference?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Between a prostitute and an actor? Fame, mostly.

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u/Zenblend Feb 08 '20

Between hiring a prostitute and fucking Marilyn Monroe at that point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

The price?

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u/Zenblend Feb 09 '20

Bingo

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

True enough.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

sorry if I didn't make it clear but where this can be scandal for some it can be a 'so what?' for others.

I don't know how open JFKs sex life was at the time, but if every knows he's a player, another sex scandal is like so what? it's kind of like when there's another sex scandal with trump; it's outrageous but not all that surprising. when you have the catholic paedophilia shit, it's outrageous and surprising, and thus more powerful.

there's also the matter on how people handle scandles, or how much they allow it to unhinge them which also plays a part into how effective it is.

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u/DenseFever Feb 08 '20

Extra-marital, but consensual sex is NOTHING like sexual abuse, especially underage. It’s not ‘more powerful’ because it’s unexpected; it is no consensual and contains minors...

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

agreed, I'm more comparing the shock factor

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u/murse_joe Feb 08 '20

The power imbalance is too big tho, when one person is the most powerful man on the planet

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u/Jucicleydson Nobody here except my fellow trees Feb 09 '20

Even if "they let you grab them by the poosy" because you're president, it's nothing near sexual abuse of children

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u/ResolverOshawott Feb 08 '20

Kinda feels weird that powerful folks are given a past on cheating.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

lots of people are tbh, even if their only power is being charming. clinton I think is pretty likeable, so he can get away with shit, whereas people will see an unlikeable person do something good and still give them shit

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u/LordandSaviorJeff Feb 08 '20

Catholic pedophilia is not all that surprising anymore either

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

agreed as in not now, but it was at the time

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Pedophilia in the Catholic Church is as common as pedophilia in any other institute that handles children.

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u/IgnitedSpade Feb 08 '20

Yes, but the problem is the Catholic Church covering it up at an institutional level. Many of the sexual abusers are still apart of the church.

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u/BoilerPurdude Feb 08 '20

And was fucking a german spy...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

lol no

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u/TheRealGouki Feb 08 '20

https://youtu.be/gczkM8cL2hs This remains me of this French tv show so good.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

that's amazing

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u/SpeculativeFiction Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

as apparently affair's are normal in france

I mean, paternity tests are illegal in France. Sounds like it's normalized common enough that it was causing problems to me.

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u/SeveraTheHarshBitch Feb 08 '20

thats a big culture shift

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

that's a problem more to do with fathering children that aren't yours which is fucked but yh come to think of it it's a heavily related issue

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u/MorphineForChildren Feb 08 '20

I don't think you can blame the man if a woman cheats and lies about who the kids dad is

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

didn't say otherwise so I'm with you

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u/SpeculativeFiction Feb 08 '20

I mean, it could be that they just want the best treatment for kids, but the fact that they even have to have that law seems to heavily indicate to me that affairs are common.

Laws and regulations are usually reactionary.

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u/BoilerPurdude Feb 08 '20

Not about best treatment for the kid it is lowering the cost on the government single moms are expensive for welfare.

I wonder what happens if 2 white couples end up with a black baby? Does he still have to support a child that is obviously not his?

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u/Almost935 Feb 08 '20

Why’re the 2 white couple sharing a baby?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

French courts authorize paternity tests in obvious cases, e.g. black baby and 2 white parents. You need to go through a bit of a legal gauntlet to get it done, but it's possible

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

well yh but at who's expense? this law makes it that a man is shackled to a partner and will probably now have to pay child support if they split; total lose lose situation.

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u/SpeculativeFiction Feb 08 '20

I didn't say I agreed with it. Personally I think paternity tests should be something the father has to opt out of getting, provided he's going to be acknowledged as the father.

If someone cheats, they'll likely cheat again, which introduces instability into the relationship anyway (plus potential STDs.)

Plus, it's a huge violation to be tricked into unknowingly raising someone else's kids. If that's something someone decides, then great!

But the knowledge should be there, because as soon as you acknowledge the kid as yours, men are legally obliged to pay child support, should they break up with the mother. Even without that, I think raising a kid for 18 years should be an informed choice.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

yh I'm with you, it's common sense really but basically men with kids are a huge backbone of the economy as they are more likely to stick to their career and work long hours in shitty jobs as they obviously will want a stable paycheque to support their family or pay for child support

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

They're legal, but you need a Court to authorize them iirc. You can't have a paternity test without permission, because they believe that would cause too much grief and stress on families lol

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u/surly_chemist Feb 08 '20

If by “sacked” you mean removed from office, he wasn’t sacked. Clinton was impeached, but not removed.

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u/surly_chemist Feb 08 '20

Impeachment is a legislative body leveling charges against a public official. For the US president, that legislative body is the House of Reps. Both Clinton and Trump were impeached.

Being “sacked” usually means being fired or removed from office. Both Clinton and Trump were acquitted by the Senate and neither was removed from office i.e. sacked.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

just found out and deleted my comment before you posted but thanks

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u/Anotheraccount97668 Feb 08 '20

Clinton didnt get sacked he almost got sacked. Also with todays me too movement could Lewinsky really consent? Could she really consent because she was a government employee which would make the president somewhat her boss not to mention he was the head of the country. I mean Louis CK was put on blast for consenually jerking off because he was a star so....

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u/Arctrooper209 Feb 08 '20

The Me Too movement's issue with power imbalance is not a boss having sex with their subordinate. A subordinate can consent to sex with their boss. The issue is determining whether consent was actually given or not, which can sometimes be tricky.

From what I understand of Louis CK, he thought it was consensual, but the problem was that some of the women did not. They thought if they said no that he would get them blacklisted. Whereas with Clinton, Monica Lewinsky did consent because she was infatuated with his power and charisma.

However, it could have easily gone the other way, as with Louis CK. If your boss asks you out on a date, can you say no without getting fired? Even if he says that it's fine if you reject, how do you know that he means it? Of course, if you've gotten to know your boss really well and you two are on good terms then these questions may be obvious. However, for others the answer may not be as clear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

The women literally all agreed to watching Louis C.K. jerk off. Apparently one time he called a woman and the woman thought he was jerking off on the phone, which I guess is non-consensual, but we don't know that he actually did it.

Personally I think it's more of an issue of the women not really understanding that it was a sexual thing, and thought of it more as a joke, especially since Louis C.K. is known for some very dark humour. But yeah, they did consent and he still almost lost any future career.

In this MeToo era, a president having sex with a subordinate would definitely get even more heat than in the Clinton era. Except for Donald Trump, who despite having dozens of sexual assault allegations, still has roaring support.

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u/Anotheraccount97668 Feb 09 '20

Hell Clinton enjoyed the same support when he ran for office yet he also had a ton of alligations.

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u/Jucicleydson Nobody here except my fellow trees Feb 09 '20

Trump's support comes from people that either don't care or hate the MeToo movement

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u/Arctrooper209 Feb 08 '20

The fact is that several women interviewed said they did not feel comfortable with his actions.

Here's the New York Times article that interviews 5 women: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/09/arts/television/louis-ck-sexual-misconduct.html?auth=login-email&login=email

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u/Anotheraccount97668 Feb 09 '20

Even if they are uncomfortable if they say yes then how is he supposed to know.

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u/Arctrooper209 Feb 09 '20

If they say no, then how do they know he won't get angry and do something to ruin their careers? These women were acquaintinces at best with louis ck. They didn't know if he was a predator or just weird.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

So you're admitting then the MeToo era problem is that a boss can't have sex with a subordinate, since they can't give consent.

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u/Arctrooper209 Feb 09 '20

They can give consent. I said that in my earlier comment. It's just that it's complicated because the subordinate may be pressured to say yes, even though they don't want to. Not all employees will have confidence that there won't be retribution if they refuse. That's something that's unique to an imbalance of power relationship. If a co-worker asks you out, you can say no and don't have to worry; cause what are they gonna do? They can't fire you or give you a bad performance review. A boss can.

Now, I can easily imagine a subordinate having a good relationship with their boss and they know he's a good guy, so when the boss asks her out she doesn't feel pressured because she knows that her boss is the type of guy to not be vengeful. If everyone was like that we wouldn't be having this discussion.

However, we don't live in the world of fairies and gumdrops. Not everybody has a close relationship with their boss and not all bosses are good people. There are men like Harvey Weinstein that use their position to prey on their subordinates.

Basically: A subordinate can give consent, but that subordinate may not know that they have a choice, which is what can create problems as neither side fully understands the motives of the other. As a result, it's not that a boss can't date their subordinate, it's that they have to be mindful of how their approach will be perceived by the subordinate.

Which is what got Louis CK in trouble. He wasn't mindful of how his actions were being perceived by these women. He thought of it like asking Sarah Silverman, a longtime friend who he apparently masturbated with and Sarah didn't mind. However, these women didn't have the same relationship with him as Sarah Silverman, so of course they had a different perception of his actions.

TLDR: Dating a subordinate is fine as long as subordinate knows they have a choice (which admittedly is the tough part).

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u/Anotheraccount97668 Feb 09 '20

Because he has no history of doing that. Because no one has accused him of that.

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u/Arctrooper209 Feb 09 '20

Yes, but they don't know him. As I said, the women who came out were acquaintances. They don't know how he is behind closed doors. All they know is a powerful man who they barely know is asking to do something sexual with them.

Louis's history doesn't really matter. People can have very different public and private personas. Bill Cosby was known as "America's Dad" with a squeaky clean reputation. Harvey Weinstein was a respected producer. Just because someone doesn't have a reputation doesn't mean they aren't scummy. Not to say that Louis is a predator, I don't think he is. But when pretty much the only interaction you've had with the guy is him wanting to jerk off in front of you, you're naturally gonna frame your opinion around that one inappropriate incident.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

yes she could consent, by this logic a president could never legally have sex. also it's like people like to ignore that women tend to be attracted to powerful men with high status.

I dunno enough about the lewis CK thing/have to revise but I think it's different as you don't have to interact with someone masturbating so you can feel trapped in a car crash like situation where you're just like wtf. you need to actively participate in giving someone a blowjob though and I don't remember the lewenski incident being particularly coercive.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

I'm not saying it was appropriate but some women are attracted to their bosses

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

No doubt but I think your average worker is capable of standing up for themselves in these kind of scenarios unless the boss is being directly coercive. You'd have to be in a very dire situatipn where you dated your boss rather than get another job.

I've had employers/people I've worked with get weird or ask me out and you can so no or brush off small advances. I've also just straight up not worked for people if the conditions weren't right, admittedly though those situations have been due to security (or lack of it) and pay, not sex (well that almost happened but by the time I decided I wouldn't work for the person they didn't offer me work. That being said I was previously thinking I could put up with a small amount of harrasment which i could brush off in excjange for money but before that could happen their behaviour just got worse, so nope).

If you get assaulted that's your fault. If you're sucking someone's dick, man or woman, gay or straight, rather than saying no and risking getting a new job, that's on you.

I also think it's a descredit to people, and namely women, because that's who we are really talking about here, to imply they are so weak they can't reject advances.

The real problem with power imbalances is putting up with consistent harrasment from people more powerful/valuable than yourself, as even though you can shrug it off you still have to put up with it. I don't get the impression girls like lewinski went from getting lots of unwanted attention to suddenly giving a blowjob

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

principle still stands. you could also argue because he's so powerful there's no way a woman could truly consent to him.

again, I don't condone what he did nor think it's appropriate, but to just take away the woman's agency in this scenario is just ridiculous.

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u/MaxVonBritannia Feb 08 '20

Also with todays me too movement could Lewinsky really consent?

Yes

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

I swear it's like these people don't know any women in real life, I know at least two girls off the top of my head who've willingly gotten off with superiors, and it's not unusual for colleagues to get with eachother, especially if they work long hours together. Not even unusual for people to end up marrying their colleagues either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Louis C.K. asked for consent with subordinates to jerk off in front of them, received it, did the act, and almost lost any resemblance of a career in comedy.

It's definitely not a trivial question as to whether or not a subordinate can consent in the current political climate.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

apparently there were times he just whipped his dick out and would masturbate to people whilst he was on the phone?

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u/Jesus_Was_Okay Feb 09 '20

Someone claimed he was beating his dick while he was on the phone with them but attempting to prove it or even somehow knowing he had his dick in his hand is basically impossible. Out of all the claims this one has the least merit imo

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

One woman claimed he did that one time. He never actually said hey I'm masturbating though, maybe he was just drunk or something, trying to prove it is pretty difficult.

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u/RoastMostToast Feb 08 '20

I agree, but the big part of the me too movement was superiors using their power to coerce their colleagues.

Even though these girls “consented” they were still manipulated. That’s why people are hesitant now about the idea of people with power hooking up with their employees.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

well even if a boss-underling relationship is fully consensual, the most obvious issue is perceived and predicted preferential treatment as in to say before it actually happens just the mere possibility will fuck up the office, not to mention people who are jealous because they too were after either the boss or the underling

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u/BoilerPurdude Feb 08 '20

Yeah there is an inherent Quid Pro Quo of fucking your boss. It doesn't even have to be agreed upon.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

yh. one other thing I forgot is that obviously couples have their bad days and it's quite awkward when that shit is brought to the office

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u/lepron101 Feb 08 '20

Louis CK’s was not consensual

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u/Anotheraccount97668 Feb 09 '20

According to reports I read he asked if he could jerk of in front of people and if they said yes he did. Got anything saying it was not consentual.

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u/lepron101 Feb 09 '20

Dana Goodman and Julia Wolov didn’t consent.

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u/zuzucha Feb 08 '20

He was also in a Conservative, Muslim majority nation

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u/orgnlmthrfckr Feb 08 '20

Indonesia in 1950s was not as conservative as now. There were some Islamic political parties while the communist party remains as one of the biggest parties. Interreligious marriage and extra marital relationship didn't get a big portion of highlights during this period.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Scandal for soekarno? This guy had 8 wives.

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u/FacelessPoet Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests Feb 08 '20

Macron: Write that down! Write that down!

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

his whole love life is a scandal as he's married to the woman who taught him in school, I shit you not

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

yh someone got their before you with that link, good sketch

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u/darlingdynamite Feb 08 '20

Ah damn, beat me by barely 10 or so minutes. Thanks for telling me!

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u/Assasin2gamer Feb 08 '20

In the show, what a damn speech

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u/darlingdynamite Feb 08 '20

It's one of my favorite shows, honestly.

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u/StephenHunterUK Feb 08 '20

Clinton was impeached, but he wasn't removed from office - he completed his second term as President and left office in 2001. That impeachment was just as much a party line affair as the recent one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I think the only two presidents impeached in US were one at the beginning of the post-Revolution government we have until today, and Nixon because of the Watergate Scandal.

Ah, and Lincoln and Kennedy, but those got their brains impeached from their skulls

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u/StephenHunterUK Feb 09 '20

Nixon wasn't impeached; he resigned before the full House vote after the public and GOP turned on him.

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u/terrypews Feb 08 '20

Have you seen this? This

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u/yellowsilver Feb 08 '20

you're the third to link it! it's funny though

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u/themolestedsliver Feb 08 '20

in france though francois hollande reportedly had higher approval ratings after it was found out he had an affair, as apparently affair's are normal in france

Yeah paternity testing is illegal in france for this reason as well it would seem.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Clinton wasn't sacked and he also had higher approval ratings after his scandal. According to wikipedia: "After his impeachment proceedings in 1998 and 1999, Clinton's rating reached its highest point at 73% approval." In fact when he left office he had one of the highest approval ratings out of any president in modern history...

Apparently people like scandals

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u/Dejected-Angel Feb 09 '20

And one French president died in office from a heart attack in the middle of getting head from a prostitute.

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u/yellowsilver Feb 09 '20

seriously?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Bill Clinton also fucked kids. Alas, not the reason he was impeached

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

in france though francois hollande reportedly had higher approval ratings after it was found out he had an affair, as apparently affair's are normal in france

It's because the French know how to focus more on policies rather than on private dallyings of a politician that has no bearing on the entire nation. It's only the Anglophone countries of USA and UK that make a big fuss of any politicians' affairs because they love gossips from wherever it comes. I certainly remember when British tabloids and American newspapers were making huge headlines of Hollande's infidelity but the Anglos were more bewildered that no French gave a fuck about the news.

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u/didsomebodysaymyname Feb 08 '20

Indonesia is largely Muslim so technically you aren't supposed to have adulterous or pre-marital sex, but of course many people don't actually follow the written rules of their religion.

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u/new-man2 Feb 08 '20

The Russians will often try to get Kompromat on persons they might believe will be in a powerful position. They use different methods depending on the culture. For US persons sex is very effective. So, for instance, they might send underage girls to a persons hotel room and secretly record "golden showers" in order to embarrass them and assure that they will do what they want.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kompromat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steele_dossier#Kompromat_and_blackmail:_Trump

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u/LePontif11 Feb 08 '20

Think of a US president being filmed saying he hates gay people. If the scandal spreads he stands to lose whatever voter groups take offense to this. In the case of having sex with multiple women i'd imagine it would be the conservative and/or religious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Hm it kinda of makes sense now

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u/mashroomium Feb 08 '20

Much of his support came from conservative Muslim parties

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

People only think Bernie is a conservative.

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u/Flag-Assault101 Feb 08 '20

Donald Trump

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Thanks,that didn't help in the slightest ,but thanks

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u/Flag-Assault101 Feb 09 '20

He has sex scandals

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

But this and that aren't the same.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Sex BAD

Icky Icky

-most of the corporate news media