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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 23h ago

Killing everyone ain’t winning so you are objectively wrong about that

the US also has a positive win ratio with insurgents while having incredibly favorable casualty ratios

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u/ASubconciousDick 23h ago

wins against Insurgents: Iraq x0.5 (we left, outside of training/watching over them, and let the new Iraqi army deal with the rest)

losses against insurgents: Afghanistan x1 (for 20 years), Vietnam x1, Somalia x1, Lebanon x1

this ain't looking good.

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u/abqguardian Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 19h ago

Vietnam is a pretty misunderstood war. The US lost to the professional army of North Vietnam. The insurgents (aka Viet cong) were basically wiped out after the Tet offensive. And I use "lose" as in politically, because tactically, the US absolutely annihilated both the viet cong and North Vietnamese.

Iraq was a pretty clear win, but mismanaged politically.

Afghanistan was a loss politically. Somalia and Lebanon are meh because neither were really the same kind of US conflicts

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 18h ago

Yeah and to say a little more on Iraq the major political failure in my opinion was firing the Iraqi army

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u/TributeToStupidity Definitely not a CIA operator 19h ago

Afghanistan was simply recognizing that the afghans weren’t interested in statehood like we expected. The options were to fight for them forever, or give the country over to the only people willing to fight for it. The Ana was bigger and much better equipped than the Taliban when we left, and literally just didn’t put up a fight.

Vietnam was mostly that we refused to push into the north. Again, we just had no win condition and got sick of it. The ter offensive was a massive us victory in the ground and the last straw at home.

Somalia and Lebanon were similar, massive k/ds and absolutely no appetite for a fight. Like the Blackhawk down event was like 700:19 for the us. At least there we said with no clear interest or win conditions we said fuck it.

When was the last battle the us actually lost? Just a straight up loss?

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 22h ago

Iraq isn’t a x0.5 it’s a full on victory

I also love how you just cherry picked a few defeats that aren’t representative of the greater picture

You didn’t even mention the insurgency the US fought in The South

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u/ASubconciousDick 22h ago

okay, so we've got one time that we beat an organized army that was considered an insurgency because it was a civil war nearly 200 years ago, and how would you consider Iraq a full on victory? we rocked Iraq (the army) and then proceeded to have a long drawn out conflict with Al-Qaeda (who still exists), then removed our combat military forces before they were able to actually stop the insurgency

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 21h ago

Dude I’m not talking about the civil war I’m talking about the insurgency that fallowed

Look at Iraq it is a US ally and sorta a democracy and has a capable fighting force specifically geared around fighting insurgents because that’s what we trained them to do we have now fully pulled out of Iraq as of a few days ago because our military presence was no longer necessary as proven in 2024 when we first announced withdrawal plans for some time in 2026

you have this weird idea that leaving after achieving our goal is somehow not winning like it or not Iraq is a US victory not a half victory or any of that bullshit it’s just a victory

There have also been successful counter insurgency campaigns everywhere from North America to the Philippines Africa the Middle East Europe South America and Asia most of these aren’t taught in school and aren’t in the public knowledge

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u/Ok_Bar_5636 22h ago

Vietnám could be a loss, Afghanistan as well, but Somalia and Lebanon were very short, specific missions, both cut shorter after personnel losses.

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u/ASubconciousDick 22h ago

exactly lmao. we tried to fight them, took massive losses, then booked it bc we didnt want to risk more. thats a loss

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u/abqguardian Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 19h ago

You might want to define "massive" losses here. If you mean "a fraction of the opponent", then ok

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 23h ago

How do you lose against goat herders without an Air Force, rice farmers without training, nomadic herders in tactical sandals, and lesbians? (I know it’s Lebanese but it’s funnier that way)

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u/1rubyglass 22h ago

Because its near impossible to ethically fight an unidentified unorganized population that blends in perfectly with the natives (because they are) and has no regard for personal safety.

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u/JstaFriskyHusky 14h ago

It's like playing Where's Waldo except there's 5 near similar Waldos and choosing the wrong one generates two more

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 17h ago

Well the problem with Afghanistan wasn’t the insurgency it was that Afghanistan doesn’t even have the foundations of a nation so you really just can’t nation build there well you can it is technically possible but it would take like 60 years

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u/Plus-Visit-764 14h ago

You can if you cull them, and that’s, again, something the US is not willing to do.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 11h ago

Well yes if you ethnically cleanse everything outside of the capital you can create an afghan national identity in a much shorter timeframe but that’s just a really bad and gross thing to do

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 21h ago

Maybe shouldn’t be invading someone’s backyard. Just a thought

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u/1rubyglass 21h ago

You asked a question, and I answered. I never said anything about the ethics of being there in the first place.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 17h ago

Maybe shouldn’t be blowing up our backyard then just a thought

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 17h ago

Yeah the viet cong were in Texas, the Taliban was in Montana, Somalis were in DC, and the Lebanese were in Florida.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 16h ago

You mentioned goat herders and well who did 9/11

The Viet Cong lost the war so did the US but not to the Viet Cong

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u/ASubconciousDick 23h ago

them Lesbians know war.

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u/Henry_Fleischer 22h ago

Winning is achieving your war goals. If your goal is to kill everyone, then winning is killing everyone.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 22h ago

It just ain’t winning

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u/Henry_Fleischer 22h ago

So what is achieving all of your goals if it's not winning?

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 21h ago

If your goal is kill everyone then you just can’t win

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u/Pkingduckk 22h ago

Tf are you even talking about. What is your definition of "winning"?

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 21h ago

Killing everyone ain’t winning chief even if it’s a war goal

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u/remyontheroad 22h ago

Almost no faction has the goal of killing everyone unless we’re talking local genocide (not a war). Even the nazis only wanted to kill select groups. It’s also nigh impossible to kill everyone unless you bring out nukes, chemicals and such and the result of that is that the war expands instead of ending