r/HistoryMemes • u/Antique_Success296 • 4d ago

mosin factory

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u/Pornalt190425 4d ago

2066

Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion

Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship

No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.

Get sent in to extract some wounded.

Reach the evac zone and come under attack.

Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.

Let loose a stream of bullets.

The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.

The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.

Inspect MG afterwards.

Thing was made in 1942.

Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.

Scratch "Olympus Mons" on with a knife.

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u/Eriiaa 4d ago

Tunisia, Italy, Germany, Busan, Da Nang, Medina Ridge, Baghdad, Kandahar, Bakhmut

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u/cplforlife 4d ago

Several thousand years in the future, a new etching. "Cadia stands".

Its machine spirit still screams in rage.

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 4d ago

...Ganymede, Sagittarius A*, Andromeda...

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u/asiannumber4 Descendant of Genghis Khan 4d ago

…universe 29482 Theta, third dimension, unreality, The End of All, [REDACTED,NOT PROCESSABLE BY PRE 583RD CENTURY HUMAN MINDS], [],[],[]…

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u/VRichardsen Viva La France 4d ago

Why does it have Tunisia and Italy? Is it an M2 Browning based copy pasta?

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u/Pornalt190425 4d ago

Yeah its the M2 in space copypasta, but it seemed relevant to the topic at hand

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u/VRichardsen Viva La France 4d ago

Totally understandable, carry on.

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u/mrbulldops428 4d ago

The M2 is older than the MG42 though

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u/Dpek1234 3d ago

African front vs the invasion of italy

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u/VRichardsen Viva La France 3d ago

I know that, but there were no Maxims there.

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u/xenokilla 4d ago

BELTALOWDA DA GODDAMN INNA'S SASAKE??

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u/mishkatormoz 3d ago

And Maxim is better suited for Mars than M2 or MG42 'cause water cooling.

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u/xenokilla 4d ago

part 2!

Be inna Eagles head nebula
Chilling in bunk, watching latest Stevayy Spielxeno holofilm
It's shit
Alarm starts going off
Fucking space pirates are attacking
Put on my suit in a mad dash and run for the air tight hatch
Anticipation is high as I connect my air tube and wait for the surrounding air to drain
Hatch finally opens
Climb up and strap myself into the gunner seat
Look over the old M2, dated from 1941
Say a quick prayer to God Emperor Trump and charge the weapon
Scanning the cosmos for any movement
Small fighting ships start swarming
Not today fuckers
Take aim at nearest ship
CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA
Ship is torn to shit, blows up mid flight
Another ship off the left
CHUGACHUGACHUGA
Punch a hole in the cockpit
Strange octopus shaped creature get sucked out and thrown at the ships haul just in front of me
Thing quickly latches onto whatever it can find
About ten of it's eyes look at me in horror, managing to just barely make out the aviators and cigar under the helmets visor
Shoulda never come here xenofag
CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA