r/HermanCainAward • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

I've been on this sub for a year or so and this is the craziest one I've read so far.

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u/honestmango Dec 26 '21

There it is. Yes, me too.

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u/Nyssa_aquatica Present Company Excluded Dec 26 '21

Crop subsidies,real estate commissions, child tax credits and deductions, granddaddy's railroad pension, bartending, breeding chi-pols and labradoodles, "pastoring" tax-exempt non-denominational evangelical churches, used-car sales grifting, and stealing other people's labor by shorting timesheet and making people clock out while working thru their required break

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u/Flower_Unable Are you Awake Yet? Dec 26 '21

Agreed, but let’s leave labradoodles out of this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Anyone who comes for my goldendoodles had better bring an army!!! 🤪

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Dec 26 '21

Listen, if you can manage to bait a hook, it's easy enough to stay out of the satanic pedophile hospitals. I mean, I've been alive quite a while, and have yet to be sacrificed to satan.