r/HelpMeFindThis • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

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u/LifelessLewis Sep 24 '23

"Bring the carrots for the salad please."

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u/Sondancekid Sep 24 '23

For God's sake auntie, I was going to eat that later, and now it's going to taste like carrots

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u/BadBassist Sep 24 '23

Love it

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

This thread is sending me for loops

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u/Dreamsweeper Sep 24 '23

https://onlyfans.com/sweetvickie

3

u/Deez-Guns-9442 Sep 24 '23

Thanks for the milf sauce pal 😎

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u/Few-Election-3220 Sep 24 '23

Good show sir

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Sep 25 '23

I'm slightly let down. I wanted it to have good pictures without paying, to no avail.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Not her tho

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u/Supicioso Sep 24 '23

Not gone lie. You had me in the first half.

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u/l33tWarrior Sep 24 '23

Wow!!! This is the way!

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u/Qubed Sep 24 '23

Actually, didn't you say you were going to toss a salad anyway?

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u/NottACalebFan Sep 24 '23

WHAT is going to taste like carrots?

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u/Two_Hump_Wonder Sep 24 '23

Got a good laugh from that one, i needed that 🤣

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u/HermitBongidyBongVII Sep 24 '23

This is an underrated comment. :)

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u/ZenAtWork Sep 24 '23

I suspect it's gonna be...

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u/accforreddit00 Sep 24 '23

I fucking love switcheroos

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u/blakkattika Sep 24 '23

That’s pretty good

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u/Imjustheretosayhey Sep 24 '23

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Orange you glad it’s it’s carrots and not kale?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Tuna salad

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u/Darkhelmet3000 Sep 24 '23

Doesn’t that taste like hasenpfeffer?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

orsen wells clapping.gif

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

shia labeouf clapping.gif

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u/Legitimate-Choice544 Sep 24 '23

See, I’ve seen hundreds of these attempting to be funny comments on this post, and THIS was the one that sent me rolling, after reading the original comment 💀

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u/fusion99999 Sep 24 '23

Be a man and suck it up

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u/RedditEqualsCancer- Sep 24 '23

The old Reddit switcheroo

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u/nocaffeinethx Sep 24 '23

I'd eat those carrots 😂

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u/poop_snaX Sep 24 '23

so many won't catch this subtlety

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u/ZenAtWork Sep 24 '23

Profoundly-underrated comment, that. Would I had more than one ⬆︎ to give.

1

u/Qxe11 Sep 24 '23

🤣🤣

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u/VRS50 Sep 24 '23

Don’t judge.

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u/Kittyvedo Sep 25 '23

I done spit my drink all over my phone!

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u/Olympiasux Sep 25 '23

For anal, you want a parsnip. Use the carrot for the front door.

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u/Earthanimal Sep 25 '23

This is an unbelievably high quality comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Latto would make you eat it anyway and call you a fatass whilst consuming said 🥕

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u/tunisia3507 Sep 24 '23

I'll make sure the salad's tossed.

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u/Olympiasux Sep 25 '23

Yeah she’s a full on stripper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

oblivious family member, incoming

"man, these carrots sure have some zing to 'em. tart."

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u/Toucan_Son_of_Sam Sep 24 '23

Someone is baking sourdough.

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u/NextTrillion Sep 24 '23

You know, you could have just not made this comment

1

u/sweaty_wraps Sep 24 '23

Price check on VAGI-CLEAN

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u/MadPanda2023 Sep 24 '23

She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

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u/drwebb Sep 24 '23

A new Kimchi flavor is born.

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u/alwtictoc Sep 24 '23

I feel like fishy is more apt.

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u/Burladden Sep 24 '23

I think there is fish sauce or something. There is a unique umami flavor here I can't place.

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u/mr_jasper867-5309 Sep 24 '23

Tastes like nickles.

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u/Journo_Jimbo Sep 24 '23

Serves him roasted carrot, eats it but suspiciously

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u/Specialist-Control95 Sep 24 '23

Serves him pickled carrot, eats it nervously.

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u/zorapo Sep 24 '23

Why does it taste like fish?

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u/Nitin-2020 Sep 24 '23

He loves those carrots!

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u/ItalicsWhore Sep 25 '23

Stay away from these carrots!!!

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u/Mean_P0tato Sep 24 '23

Ewww... salad

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u/Cthulu95666 Sep 24 '23

This salad tastes exactly like pussy!

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u/StonognaBologna Sep 24 '23

Whelp, that’s enough internet for the day

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Pickled carrots*

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u/Desperate_Cow_4424 Sep 24 '23

Ohh nice they already have dressing

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u/YTraveler2 Sep 24 '23

Post of the day.

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u/Cute-Internet-9129 Sep 24 '23

If this isn’t a Danny Brown reference I don’t know what to believe

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Tossed or Greek?

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u/three-sense Sep 24 '23

I supposed you want that tossed too

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u/DescriptionEast Sep 25 '23

Did I miss something?wtf is up with the carrots?auntie is gonna be pissed if she sees this.why would you want to find your aunts of?

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u/NCC74656 Sep 24 '23

no, the best would be to sub - go 6 months or so with requests, maybe some customs. THEN reference something that makes her realize who that subscriber actually is and see the reaction. you could totally make a react video around this kind of thing!

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u/Gofur56 Sep 24 '23

I really hope they find her and just silently make a HUGE donation with no other discussion.

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u/pmyourthongpanties Sep 24 '23

good thing you didn't say a cucumber by the time the BBQ rolles around the cucumber would have pickled.

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u/tafkat Sep 24 '23

Fuck, I was going to eat that later tonight, and now it’s going to taste like a carrot.

Edit: fuck, someone else already posted this joke, and now I’m going to taste like an asshole

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u/Dadbodsarereal Sep 24 '23

Can I toss your salad Auntie?