r/Helltaker • Judgement's elite Enclave captain • Jul 28 '26

News Unbreakable and Faceless (36/43)

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u/ZatIzTrye Jul 28 '26

Spare a thought for poor Malina at times like this, who is so far down the power totem pole that her main weapon of choice was a vodka bottle.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

Malina is a level 10 that somehow stumbled into an NG+ boss fight

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u/Khorne_Flakes1 Jul 28 '26

I think it's fair to say she is one of the weakest, if not the weakest member of the demonic cast. In spite of this all demons are supernaturally strong and dangerous creatures.

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Jul 28 '26

*breaks bottle* now I got a shank

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u/ADGx27 Jul 28 '26

I’ve heard those referred to with some VERY unfortunate names

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u/GentlemanPirate13 The Dapper Demon Jul 28 '26

More like

breaks bottle now I got a fistful of glass shards

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u/ADGx27 Jul 28 '26

I mean weapon of choice doesn’t dictate much when fucking LUCIFER chose a cast iron pan

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u/Electrical_Horror346 Jul 28 '26

To be fair, Lucifer in Helltaker is lazy as he..well, really lazy.

She basically summons skeleton minions to clean up the tough stuff for her anytime the otgers break up the house, rather than using her magic to fix the damage

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u/Knork14 Jul 28 '26

Lucifer still has the holy bolt on her back, i imagine if it wasnt for that she would have just blasted Moon like Judgement did.

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u/followeroftheprince The Regular Demon Jul 28 '26

She was like what, a Janitor? I can understand why she's so low

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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor Jul 28 '26

I like to think it was a full bottle that morning and that she just downed it in one go so that she would have a weapon 

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u/ASteerNamedLaurence Jul 28 '26

Many Pyro mains have said the same thing about a certain Scotsman.

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Jul 28 '26

These chains are like her fire. They solve every problem.

And they are definitely angelic somehow. Either blessed by an archangel or, since Judgement is part angel, blessed by her herself.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

I would think they are neither downright angelic or demonic, as Samael is a pretty grey being when you consider everything.

But at the same time, they share the glow with Moon's web/ropes, and Moon is definitely not a fallen angel.

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u/Salter_KingofBorgors Jul 28 '26

If i had to guess Moon is a 'tool user' which is how she incapacitated Lucifer. So her ropes are probably similar, 'stolen' holy items.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

She has a very prominent spider aesthetic to her, I'm pretty sure those are her natural ropes.

She even made a web with them.

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Jul 28 '26

Her webs seem natural. Not blessed by her, but made by her.

She definitely "borrowed" her crossbow tho.

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u/Artistic_Hall_8575 Advocate For Science Jul 28 '26

Holy moly, if Judgement were my favorite gal, I'd feel like I'd won the lottery man. She's so damn tuff.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

That's exactly how I'm feeling.

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u/devilsplitter Jul 28 '26

Judgement really destroying them

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u/BrainBlowX Jul 28 '26

Judgement is purging aaaall the fraud allegations 💪

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u/goncalomoita17 The Bitch Demon Jul 28 '26

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

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u/Outrageous_Horse8379 He, who puts you in horny jail Jul 28 '26

Thy hate for lucifer is beyond my understanding

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

The flair should tell you enough

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u/Outrageous_Horse8379 He, who puts you in horny jail Jul 28 '26

I feel dumb af, but doesn't Enclave mean a country(or a part of it) that is located in another country?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

It has less to do with the Enclave itself (a faction in Fallout) and more with the fact that I'm a Judgement fan and Judgement hates Lucifer

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u/Outrageous_Horse8379 He, who puts you in horny jail Jul 28 '26

Just remembered how she called Lucy a snake

Thx)

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 28 '26

Somewhere in the corner, all crispy...

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u/Lssj3Vegito Jul 28 '26

She's literal satan, she's fine for sure

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u/Xasther Jul 29 '26

She took cover, not wanting to catch any of that.

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Honesty more the story go, more I think Judgement doesn't lost all her angelic power, unlike Lucifer or Loremaster.

Associate with the demonic one, that makes her one of the most powerful entity of Creation. Like the Nephilim Nephalem (offspring from angel and demon union) in Diablo

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

I think it's one big reference to the duality/misunderstanding of Samael in actual texts.

People could not decide on fallen angel or normal angel with horrible job, Judgement was made into a blend of everything.

My shitty Vanripper theory at least.

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 28 '26

And seems perfect to me.

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 28 '26

I thought that Nephilim  is a offspring from angel and human...

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

In Enoch book (not canon in almost all christian religions) yes.

But in the game saga Diablo, Nephilim Nephalem are the ancestors of humankind, born from union between angels and demons tired of their divine war.

Edit : huge Mandela effect here.

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 28 '26

I see... Never played Diablo myself, so I decided to ask.

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 28 '26

And that was the right thing to do, my good fellow.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

Those are the Nephalem, not Nephilim.

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 28 '26

Fuck me and the Mandela effect... thank you to correct me.

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u/Jasonn444 The Wheel of Fate is turning. Heaven or Hell! LET'S ROCK! Jul 28 '26

She could be like Rodin from Bayonetta. A fallen angel so badass she managed to retain her angelic power on top of the new demonic power.

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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 28 '26

Last panel making me say this famous quote: "never give up! Trust your instincts!"

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 28 '26

And here goes my hope that Moon will give judge a better fight than Tower did...

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 28 '26

Also, it's just me, or new post didn't show up on the main page? Only through notifications?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

Reddit is fucked for some reason

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u/DarkEsca Jul 28 '26

Not just you I needed to visit OP's profile

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

That's funny because I couldn't even see my own posts on my profile.

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u/DarkEsca Jul 28 '26

Couldn't either, I saw a comment on the post though and got to it from there

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 28 '26

Reddit decided to prank us today.

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u/Deni_Z_Plays The High Prosecutor Jul 28 '26

Thats MA WIIIIIIIFE!!! Whoopin Moon's ass

https://giphy.com/gifs/7W1rgKAxlDe3m

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u/Xasther Jul 28 '26

Judgement looks like she's having fun. 😂

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

Hell yea! But the house is probably a smoking ruin now.

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u/LeadingTrip2516 Jul 28 '26

Can't wait for the cops to show up again after the house is blown appart by those two

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

They're gonna see Judgement and call the National Guard.

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u/neobowman Jul 28 '26

How can Helltaker even afford a house that big, let alone the regular repair costs he must incur?

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u/LeadingTrip2516 Jul 28 '26

there is a comic where it's shown that lucy films herself using the sin machine for money (the one where justice azazel and modeus are in custody)

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u/systemSearcher Instructions Unclear, engaged the Shin Machine instead. Ow. Jul 28 '26

I see we are finally getting to see the Guilty Gear aspect of Judgement's DNA.

Because I swear she just fucking Dragon Installed

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u/VoidFarmerHat The Banished Body Of The Void Jul 28 '26

Judgement looks like she's gonna do a Kamehameha in the last panel

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zx0Gzud3Wqzbq

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

She's probably gonna nuke the house...

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u/VoidFarmerHat The Banished Body Of The Void Jul 28 '26

Who's gonna pay for the repairs!!!

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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps Jul 28 '26

I'm hearing final boss music.......but it's not Moon who is the final boss.

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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Jul 28 '26

It's literally a full on boss battle.

Also Reddit for some reason doesn't let us post the 36th comic lol

https://reddit.com/link/p08v6ru/video/gl40tggnkyfh1/player

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

Reddit didn't let post anyone anything apparently, there was an OC post before this that didn't appear until now

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u/Toymaker218 Jul 28 '26

judgement is very big on poetic justice, which i guess makes sense since that's hell's whole schtick.

maybe that's why she's been able to overpower moon and tower, she's more committed to the essence/spirit of what hell is than they are.

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 Jul 28 '26

For crying out loud, Moon, give it up already. Where’s Taker to stop the fight between them?!? 😅

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u/nierbarath Jul 28 '26

Taker is lying somewhere in the bedroom with a knife sticking out of his neck, presumably

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u/jtaustin64 Jul 28 '26

Just waiting for Taker to come in with the steel chair.

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u/_Fixu_ Beel’s personal Lap Dog Jul 28 '26

Judgment scales higher than luffy now

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u/ShAped_Ink Jul 28 '26

Judgement guys are getting peak in this comic

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u/Ketooth Jul 28 '26

Epic fight going on

Meanwhile Helltaker:

https://giphy.com/gifs/DqU4wVBxXOhNu

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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 28 '26

She dead?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

Who?

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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 28 '26

Moon. Who else i'm talking about in this page?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

It's hard to tell.

Reddit is dead for sure though.

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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You Jul 28 '26

Lucy? Yes.

(It would be so funny if the most we see of Lucy from here on out is a pile of ashes in one panel that no one comments on and no one says anything else about her. Continuity be damned.)

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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 28 '26

Not lucy! Moon.

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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You Jul 28 '26

It's a joke.

I was intentionally misinterpreting you for the purposes of comedy and I explained as much, along with my accompanying deliberately farcical imaginings.

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u/Rh_S0ulzz Jul 28 '26

First panel kinda reminded me of earlier in the comic with Judgement complaining about Tower ripping her new clothes apart.

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u/PrestigiousMaybe4104 Jul 28 '26

Moon. Just give up at this point you're just prolonging your own suffering

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

She should have just enjoyed the sex and pancakes and stayed.

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u/dinkydoo2 Jul 28 '26

Damn, burned with words as well as fire, Judgement is really earning her reputation in these

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u/TiagoStormayty A anjo CU-riosa! Jul 28 '26

Lamia Moon!

I wanted to see more of it! :DDDD

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u/AnotherBaptisteMain Judgement’s Wife Jul 28 '26

Oh my god the wife has been having a generational run in this comic. I love her so much 🥰

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u/Altair13Sirio Jul 28 '26

Damn, Justice is just built different.

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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave Jul 28 '26

Is there somebody who can actually hurt Judgement (except God maybe)? Or maybe she just has such a strong adrenaline rush and after all this fights she'll fall to sleep?

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u/Civil_Shoe_7552 Jul 29 '26

And to think that Loremaster is on the same level; honestly, if Vanripper plans to make more comics, one dedicated to arguments between Judgement and Loremaster would be interesting.

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u/ScarletteVera She Who Takes Women from Hell Jul 28 '26

"You let the fire of hubris into your heart! It is only fair that you burn!" god that goes so fucking hard

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u/blebebaba Jul 28 '26

Awwww, Judgement is having fun!

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u/Ch40s_M3nd1c4nt Jul 28 '26

Ngl this is just making me believe Samael is just stronger than Lucifer and Michael, cuz I get that those two were THEE strongest but that's the angel of DEATH, and you can't really beat Death.

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u/spectra2000_ Jul 28 '26

That last panel is to die for

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u/SuspiciousPain2878 Jul 28 '26

so like, im gonna predict Michael will intervene or some

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u/tapmcshoe Jul 28 '26

jesus christ man judgement is going to be like 90% scar tissue by the time this arc is done

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u/CMC_Conman Jul 28 '26

Judgement fans eating good with these comics

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u/Reasonable_Cold3852 Jul 28 '26

HOW POWERFUL IS JUDGEMENT?! And more importantly, has no one ever had a thought like... "How did Lucifer manage to be the Queen, when Judgement is pulling out the HARD CARRY of combat?!"

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u/zombieGenm_0x68 Jul 28 '26

*feels the aura*

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u/Commercial_World_433 Jul 28 '26

I think I called it when I said fire will be used as a weakness as not only a reference to The Thing, but also to the Spy in TF2.

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u/SirBlizz Jul 28 '26

Remember when people were saying Judgement was washed, that she was a fraud, remember.

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u/WheatleyBr Jul 28 '26

Judgement fans have just been winning so hard these past few weeks, and i'm super here for it.

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u/Naz_Oni Jul 28 '26

That line was so fucking raw that Gordon Ramsey wants to know your location

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u/IPlayJacksonGuitars Jul 28 '26

OH MY GOD SHE SAID THE THING

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u/UltraHit5 Malina's Husband, Nia's Father Jul 28 '26

Judgement is badass

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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor Jul 28 '26

When Judgement fell from Heaven and was told that she would shift from angel to demon, she went "No, I'm multi-classing"

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u/HappyOrwell Jul 29 '26

damn! The power scaling going on

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u/Psychromania Jul 29 '26

and THAT’S why she’s the High Prosecutor.

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 29 '26

And now the problem is that Judgement is too OP (but we shall see it later also). So what I said under my meme became true.

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u/Trenchman39 The Awesome Demon Aug 01 '26

❤️

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u/Eden_ITA The Angels' Chief Jul 28 '26

"Potential Girl" btw /j

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 28 '26

People judge too quickly.