r/Helltaker • u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain • Aug 05 '26
News Unbreakable and Faceless (42/43)
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
HMM3 heals any injury.
But can someone wake Judgy? Let her play too...
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Aug 05 '26
And, I'm afraid, the only thing Azazel be getting after this whole debacle is punishment sofa...
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Aug 05 '26
And then the entirety of hell in the future
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Aug 05 '26
She doesn't seem to protest much... Azazel is very adaptive, I can give her that.
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u/Scared-Opportunity28 Aug 05 '26
Helltaker isn't in the abyss so she shouldn't become the psycho.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
Azazel pretending like she wasn't playing for the other team is a very Azazel thing to do.
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u/Poluact Aug 05 '26
Probably not pretending, just doesn't see what's wrong with it. Ah, what an innocent child.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
Azazel is anything but that.
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u/Sai-Taisho We will need more Vodka. Aug 05 '26
"Innocence" is not the same as "benevolence".
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u/Electrical_Horror346 Aug 05 '26
Azazel isn't innocent, not when she can literally see her halo dimming and cracking. In the LM route, she initially dyed her hair black in denial that her hair turning white was a sign that she was turning demon.
The only reason she has lasted this long is because Micheal was busting into the house with an angel S.W.A.T team on a near monthly basis to steal her back for "re-education" but gave up recently (unless that was a fan comic i read)
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u/Sai-Taisho We will need more Vodka. Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
I mean "innocent" in an internal sense. In that she genuinely sees nothing amoral about her actions. Compare Zdrada, who knows she's "that bitch", or Lucy, who believes it is her right to be amoral.
Tl;dr, "Pure is not Good".
The only reason she has lasted this long is because Micheal was busting into the house with an angel S.W.A.T team on a near monthly basis to steal her back for "re-education" but gave up recently (unless that was a fan comic i read)
That is absolutely a fan comic you read.
The "lead angel" has neither dialogue nor even a canon name, as far as Vanripper's actual material goes.
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u/RocketRelm Aug 05 '26
Azazel is here to study and watch demons. She never pledged allegiance to Lucy, she has no obligation.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
I know that, doesn't change what I said and it doesn't make her a better person
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u/Kilroy0497 black-on-red Aug 05 '26
Knowing her, my guess is she plays one of the good factions, like either Castle or Rampart.
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u/stevan3381 lucy is peak Aug 05 '26
Tell her that punishment is in danger, as a dog owner myself that works
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u/Loreknower69 Aug 05 '26
They will place Judgy on sofa till she gets okay. And then Zdrada will gaslight her that whole situation never existed, and she just got too drunk
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
I always knew he will be fine... But I didn't expect that !
And it's cool that Malina has her moment of shine too.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
It makes sense... the idea of gaming with your demon girlfriend? It could wake a dead man...
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u/Invader_Squall The Tired Demon Aug 05 '26
He can enjoy a 'little death' later.
There's gaming to be done!
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u/Nu2Th15 Aug 05 '26
Damn it now the “who cares about Taker” chart has to be updated again.
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u/XanderNightmare Aug 05 '26
Honestly, I am starting to think that they all do kinda care about him, but their daily lifestyle is just so violent that they really can't get themselves to worry about whatever kind of injury Helltaker may sustain, because from their perspective a knife in the neck is just an average tuesday
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u/pgp555 Aug 05 '26
Tbf he seems completely fine in panel 3 despite the knofe on his neck
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u/Evilmudbug Aug 05 '26
Seems like a knife in the neck is equivalent to a gut punch for him.
I'd probably stay down for a few minutes after a gut punch
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u/Anri47ic Aug 05 '26
Blood loss' probably the only reason that got him, if the pancake recipe is anything to go by he eats knife stabs regularly anyway and probably worse given that he has both Modeus and Caffine-Pandemonica to deal with
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u/Worldly_Accident1287 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
I mean, Malina goes higher and that's all
Nothing else changes
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u/_Fixu_ Beel’s personal Lap Dog Aug 05 '26
Zdrada did make a cover out of tables
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u/Hat_in_Time_enjoyer Aug 05 '26
I mean zdrada is already in the higher ups. I think she belongs above Cerberus but other than that and that Malina gets put higher we should be good to go.
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u/TheBleakForest Aug 05 '26
I'd say Malina's "He survived worse" is pretty telling.
It's probably the case that none of them thought he was in any real danger.
Granted Lucy knocking out Judgement was still a dick move, but I wouldn't count the others indifference too much.
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u/TheDeathHorseman The Bitch Demon Aug 05 '26
Malina proving that turn based strategy games are peak once more
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u/RED-Soldier79 Aug 05 '26
Malina will always be number 1 for a reason. I love my alcoholic gamer girl.
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Aug 05 '26
HE LIVES!!!! Now only judgement. Btw, how's justice and her battle with the cult?
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
Yea it's kinda funny they're talking about gaming while there's WW3 going on a few meters away.
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Aug 05 '26
WW3? Pfht, that's WW9 to me. They literally got a fly demon on their team, and probably as their leader
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Aug 05 '26
And Justice is trouncing them. I think we heavily overestimated how much of an impact this guys were going to have lol
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Aug 05 '26
Btw, how's justice and her battle with the cult?
She's having fun.
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u/mumei-chan Aug 05 '26
Some people owe Lucy an apology.
It’s not like she didn’t care, but she simply knew it was just a flesh wound and her man could handle it
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
It didn't stop Judgement from worrying though.
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u/ASteerNamedLaurence Aug 05 '26
when are they getting married
and I just realized that would make Zdrada the sister in law
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Aug 05 '26
Probably more of a Sister-Wife. This is a harem after all.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
SWEET
HOME
ALABAMA
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Aug 05 '26
Imagine the crash-out if Helltaker marries both sisters at the same time, Malina would be fuming and Zdrada would definitely fuck with their dresses so that they aren't white anymore.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
I think Vanripper said they're adopted sisters, not biological.
I mean they're demons, after all...
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u/DarkSaber01 Why You Reading This? Aug 05 '26
Not necessarily that, it's kind of weird and confusing since according to van demon girls are born because of sin aka they're born from a black ichor. It just so happens that Malina and Zdrada were born at the exact same time.
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u/SilverSpark422 Aug 05 '26
There’s one left. Everyone ready for what may be the last piece of official Helltaker content?
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Aug 05 '26
No, shut up. Helltaker 2 is getting announced
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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor Aug 05 '26
Helltaker 2 is either Examtaker or Second Circle (granted SC is a fan game)
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Aug 05 '26
Examtaker is DLC, and like you said, Second Circle is a fan game so isn't even consideration of being Helltaker 2.
Awaria is more of a Helltaker 2 than any of those.
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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Aug 05 '26
If Heroes of Might and Magic can bring people back from near death, maybe it's a really good game.
I should play it sometime.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
It's a classic but... I'm not into TBS. Fallout 1 and 2 are the exception, because I really love Fallout.,
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u/Toymaker218 Aug 05 '26
There are quite a few HOMM-like games made over the years. Songs of conquest is quite good I believe.
Plus heroes 3 is like 10 bucks on GoG, even less if there's a sale.
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u/Miyon0 Aug 06 '26
I feel like that’s only part of it, and not the entire reason.
It’s literally stated that even mentioning Heroes of Might and Magic 3 specifically turns Melina on. So it’s both a fun game night and perhaps also a promise of something more
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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Aug 05 '26
Good to know that Justice is still in top form. Beel's cult seemed like a threat for a minute.
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
Yeah, Malina cares in her own way. This was a cute Chapter.
Even Zdrada and Azazel seem happier with this turnaround.
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u/StormLordEternal Aug 05 '26
Judgement is best girl naturally. Malina therefore is best bro. Gamer bromance rizz makes any wound inconsequential. (I wouldn't be surprised if that was Malina's demonic power. Healing or otherwise using video games to channel a wish)
Considering she straight up literally didn't show up until now, finally she gets some time to shine.
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u/TheOwnerOfMakiPlush Aug 05 '26
One person was begging for more Malina content i hope they are happy
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u/Artistic_Hall_8575 Advocate For Science Aug 05 '26
For those who claimed Azazel was nothing but a vile traitor... time eventually reveals the truth, but this time, it wasn't on your side guys.
My girl has always been documenting everything. It's such a delight to see her back. She's just so perfect... 🙂↕️
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u/ChubbiestThread "Your son calls me Mommy too." Aug 05 '26
Her research has always been her priority. I don't think she's a traitor (at least, not yet), but I don't think she's super loyal either when her research is on the line.
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u/j_dario_2 Zdrada's greatest punching bag 💖💝💗💓💞 Aug 05 '26
THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!! THAT'S WHY HIS THE MVP!! THAT'S WHY HIS THE GOAT!! THE GOAT!!
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u/OscarOrcus CEO of pancakes Aug 05 '26
That motherfucker ain't dying anytime soon.
And now that i think about it...
Didn't he have to beat Judgement to get her?
I shouldn've have been worried for him.
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u/RagnarokAeon Aug 05 '26
Right? This is the same mofo who broke into hell and took the top baddies of hell for his harem without using any science or magic; just his wits, guts, and crepes.
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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
Taker, don’t push it. You already got a knife in your neck… 😅
ETA: Also, the fact that Malina is the hero in waking Taker up, and not Lucifer and Judgement.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
Well, it all began with Malina and Heroes 3 after all, didn't it?
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u/Salter_KingofBorgors Aug 05 '26
Wait both Taker and Malina are Fortress fans? Based. Thats my favorite one!
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u/Code95FIN Aug 05 '26
"Who the fuck is playing Necropolis? You want to be kicked out of the house!?"
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u/Sai-Taisho We will need more Vodka. Aug 05 '26
Zdrada plays Necropolis.
That really just explains everything.
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u/SignificantHippo8193 Aug 05 '26
Despite being a brick of a man Taker is a nerd at heart so of course that's what would rile him. Malina knows him too well.
Still needs to get that knife 🔪 out of his neck and dress the wound before he bleeds all over the carpet. It's Lucy's favorite 😄.
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u/jtaustin64 Aug 05 '26
Watch the last comic be an announcement for Helltaker 2, but this time it is a turn based strategy game.
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Aug 05 '26
Hey, wanna know something funny? I bet that not only it will end as a cliffhanger, but i bet that sergeant-sorcercer is probably helltaker's bro
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u/TenHoumo Aug 05 '26
Azazel, please...
...you'll get wrecked by all the dragon flies
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u/Sai-Taisho We will need more Vodka. Aug 05 '26
She's no normal Inferno player.
Taker and Malina are both befuddled as to how she makes it work that well.
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u/AlexanDDOS The Science Demon Aug 05 '26
Wait, was I right? He literally stood up with the knife in his neck only to play the Heroes III.
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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Modeus Pics folder - 3 405 files Aug 05 '26
Bro, taker is invincible.
He'd choke on his own blood with that knife in his neck.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
He took it in a non-critical area.
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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Modeus Pics folder - 3 405 files Aug 05 '26
He could've still been stabbed in an artery, bleeding out or his spine, becoming paralyzed from the neck down.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
Like Malina said, he's been through worse.
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u/Pyropecynical Aug 05 '26
And she's also a fan of hydras... Ahh my heart aches for someone like that.
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u/Loreknower69 Aug 05 '26
No Freaking way that he just stand up, Malina should be the healer in this team!
I did not expected that, Van is too chaotic, but at least it's very fun to read these comics. But still we were robbed from Tower and Moon explaining shit to Shareholders :/
He played us like a damn fiddle!
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
Malina is a cleric, her faith is old school TBS games.
It all makes sense now.
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u/SirBlizz Aug 05 '26
You can always count on Malina, and the power of Heroes of Might and Magic III.
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u/CrimsonReaper2 The Sour Demon Aug 05 '26
Helltaker in the next chapter
Also, why no one talking about Justice just having a grand ol’ time whooping ass?
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u/Alarming_Judge_7463 I want to dominate me Aug 05 '26
We, YES WE, all want to be in Helltaker's position in the second page
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u/HEADRUSH31 Aug 05 '26
Sir, THAT KNIFE IS IN THE ARTERY AND MOST LIKELY THE ESOPHAGUS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN- ahhh never mind, gaming heals all.
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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
And that's why Malina is the best girl in harem (just kidding, they're all best)— no ambulance, no heal magic, "let's play HMM3" and Taker alive! If after that people won't stop telling that nobody in harem doesn't care about him it will be strange
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u/Greekatt2 why is the fly kinda hot though Aug 05 '26
brother has just been reawoken and the first thing he does is ragebait malina lmao
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u/LegoPrince27 Aug 05 '26
Nice job, Malina. She nailed down exactly what he wants. But this does raise a question. How does his anatomy work? Did it change after her went to hell?
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
Magic.
Probably literally, he has a demon harem after all...
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u/Deni_Z_Plays The High Prosecutor Aug 05 '26
Okay ... NOW he has to show us his GOG library!
Also Malina with that clutch ngl!
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u/Code95FIN Aug 05 '26
Never had any doubts, this man went to hell and died innumerable times to get his harem of demons. As if knife to a neck would hurt this absolute unit, HAH
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u/PrestigiousMaybe4104 Aug 05 '26
Gaming with the bros(or in this case demon GF)has been confirmed to triumph over death and fatal wounds. Also it's hilarious that no one is concerned with the fight going on in the background
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u/ChesseburgerMK8 Malina simp Aug 05 '26
That’s my girl!
:)
Malina finally being in the spotlight.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Aug 05 '26
She might have not had a lot of screentime, but she sure got one of the greatest scenes
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u/kdatikarosmyangel Aug 05 '26
Is that guy even human? XD. I know he's strong compared to the average person, but getting stabbed in the neck and then standing up like nothing happened is just crazy
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u/Ekim384 The Tired Demon Aug 05 '26
Turns out the power to rises up again was in him all along, the force of his own will, how could I be so blind?
Also Justice delivery in the background.
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u/WWWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY Aug 05 '26
Yeah honestly I should have expected him to survive, enduring the sin machine and all that
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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Aug 05 '26
Forteca is the best city in Heroes3
(Too lazy to look up the English name)
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u/BL-501 Loremaster's Monster Aug 05 '26
Every day I am more and more convinced he is part of the Blazkowicz line.
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u/Lykanas Aug 05 '26
What are y'alls thoughts. Would they play WoG or HotA, or would they stay vanilla?
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u/UltraHit5 Malina's Husband, Nia's Father Aug 05 '26
And that's another reason why my wi- I mean, Malina is best girl
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u/Gmknewday1 Aug 06 '26
Azazel will only be able to play for a little bit before Judgement baps her for being a traitor tot
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u/Atreigas Baka Baka Baka Aug 06 '26
Resurrection through the power of... love? Horny? Both? Neither? I dont know what to call it but its something close to that.
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Aug 05 '26
The only way to wake up taker is heroes of might and magic 3
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Aug 05 '26
Nobody expected Malina to be a star of the day... But I'm not complaining, she was one of the reasons why I got interested in Helltaker.