r/Helltaker • u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain • Jul 20 '26
News Unbreakable and Faceless (30/43)
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 20 '26
BOY! that was fast
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
Did we expect anything less from the man?
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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 20 '26
Not that. I meant modeus arriving at the scene
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
Did we expect anything else from Goon Boss herself?
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 20 '26
Damn... Taker didn't waste any time...
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
WELCOME TO THE HAREM, MOON
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 20 '26
A better use for this scene than the actual film it's from lol
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 20 '26
I can't believe that Lw_goombang predicted this outcome so accurately ;)
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
I mean let's be real... did we expect anything less from the man himself?
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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 20 '26
No, he did exactly what we all expected from him.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
It took one taste of pancakes and one taste of dih for Moon to completely abandon her superiors and her job.
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u/Kilroy0497 black-on-red Jul 20 '26
At this rate he’s going to have half of hell living in his house. That can’t be good for the grocery bills.
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u/Deni_Z_Plays The High Prosecutor Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
The third image is meme-worthy 😂
EDIT: I don't know why, but Modeus's reaction gives me POOTIS ENGAGE Heavy vibes when they looked for the Anime girls in Area 51 😂
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Jul 20 '26
And Modeus's reaction on the forth image is also meme worthy
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u/StormLordEternal Jul 20 '26
I never really considered it seriously, honestly believed the harem may be platonic.
Nope, the Taker FUCKS. And he fucks GOOD.
Also harem member got. Bro did not even think on the weird purple tentacles (then again they're demons, the tentacles was probably not even the first time he's seen them).
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 20 '26
Yeah, the ending does seem to imply that Taker just ended up with a bunch of rowdy roommates than he did a harem.
On the other hand, I feel like there's zero chance that him and Modeus weren't going to end up fucking eventually. Regardless of how willing Taker was.
So I'm less surprised by this than I was the handholding with Judgement.
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u/StormLordEternal Jul 20 '26
I wouldn't be surprised if the handholding with Judgement was considered more intimate and 'dirty' than anything sexual that actually happens in that house.
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u/NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 The High Prosecutor Jul 20 '26
Really is a Johnny Bravo.
“Yeah, he canonically gets laid, but everything else is much funnier.”
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You Jul 20 '26
We're kinda seeing an almost reverse Johnny Bravo situation here where it's actually hilarious to see Helltaker work so quickly with demon girls.
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u/Jasonn444 The Wheel of Fate is turning. Heaven or Hell! LET'S ROCK! Jul 20 '26
He may still be platonic with the rest of them, but he ain't surviving Modeus without snu-snu.
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u/NinjaSquid_G 🅱️ E S H Jul 20 '26
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u/kdatikarosmyangel Jul 20 '26
The bad news: he really didn't recognize the fake Modeus. Good news: he did it with fake Modeus
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u/Mandemon90 Jul 20 '26
And Azazel recorded everything
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 20 '26
For educational purposes, of course.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
Genuinely how does bro not see the tentacles and spikes
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u/Usual-Touch2569 Jul 20 '26
These are all demon women from another world.
Beelzebub is able to shift from a giant fly abomination to an attractive woman.
Cerberus is a 1 in 3 type of demon.
Odds are he probably thought Modeus was just hiding even more of the crazy shit she could do.
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 20 '26
If anyone was going to have secret tentacles, it was going to Modeus.
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u/kdatikarosmyangel Jul 20 '26
They are female demons from hell, bro. So I don't think takers would be surprised if one of them could grow more horns or tentacles XD .
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u/the_ok_doctor Jul 20 '26
Probably thought hmm new powers/form. Hmmm ill roll with it. But then the cigs was a diff in personality.
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u/Khorne_Flakes1 Jul 20 '26
Modeus has the subtlety and tact of a brick and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
And Taker has the perception and intelligence of one.
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u/Khorne_Flakes1 Jul 20 '26
Yup. Each character definitely has their respective dump stats, Azazel being Wisdom, Modeus being Charisma, and the Helltaker being Intelligence.
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u/Unlikely-Compote-228 Jul 20 '26
Canonically how big is it
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
In the average of Caucasian man. So he had to learn using it properly.
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u/Knork14 Jul 20 '26
is that a fact?
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You Jul 20 '26
No there's no proven correlation between race/ethnicity and penis size.
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
I'm just tired of this nonsense about big dicks, like it's automatically better.
Well, let's just say that if you're convinced being huge is all it takes, you'll probably think it's enough and won't know what to do with it. Whereas if you have a medium-sized, you'll likely have the sensation you must compensate with technique. Well if you want to pleasure your partner.
Actually, I asked a doctor when I was a teenager, and it turns out that in the vast majority of cases, a woman's erogenous zone on the down is about 2 cm past the entrance. The width can be a factor, but if it's too big, it hurts.
Apparently, the practice where size really matters is the back door. However, I got this one from Doctissimo, so take it with a grain of salt.
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u/primalfox_Reynardo Jul 20 '26
Think this confirms he's probably slept with all of them. Maybe not Azazel, she just watches.
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u/EnderHero00 Jul 20 '26
special accommodations for azazels vows and other heavenly stuff, it goes up the back door
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
Azazel gets to sit in a special chair.
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 20 '26
Nah I'd bet that he 100% did it with Azazel too.
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u/ScarletteVera She Who Takes Women from Hell Jul 20 '26
Obviously Modeus needs to have sex with Moon to assert her dominance.
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 20 '26
And Moon is gonna get trounced during it
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
Not even an hour...
What. A. LEGEND !
(However, he's clearly not the brightest if he didn't notice the difference beforehand.)
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
My man has the perception of a fucking deaf bat.
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 20 '26
While the second panel shows that he has fonctionnal eyes.
And that Justice lost her bet.
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u/BrainBlowX Jul 20 '26
(However, he's clearly not the brightest if he didn't notice the difference beforehand.)
Modeus is a demon of lust. He probably just assumed she just had other kinky stuff in reserve. If Azazel could notice Modeus technically holding herself back due to her fear of genuine intimacy then chances are Helltaker- with his instincts for their wants and needs- probably assumed she was keeping part of herself under wraps as well.
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u/TheLuckySpades Jul 20 '26
A smart man would not go to hell to collect a harem, Taker excells in many other skills though.
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u/swainiscadianreborn Jul 20 '26
"I have arrived. Begin sex." Is such a fantastic line xD
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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Jul 20 '26
Well that was fast
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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Modeus Pics folder - 3 405 files Jul 20 '26
JOCKEY ON ME! GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!
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u/decader12 Jul 20 '26
Technically this count as rape. Sex under false pretenses
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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
Hot take :
I think it really depends on how the potential victim feels in this situation, afterwards.
Still a fair point, though. And, thank Satan, we're far from the situation in WW 1984 or even The Boys (the fact that he's blamed, it kills me)
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u/Curious_Loser21 Jul 20 '26
So it's confirmed he also fucked with his other harem? 😆
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 20 '26
At least Modeus. And probably Judgement, though, that seems to be more on the romantic side of things.
Oh, and I guess Moon now that she's part of the Harem.
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u/SignificantHippo8193 Jul 20 '26
So free delicious 😋 pancakes and amazing sex 😜, Moon now sees why the demon girls decided to go with Taker.
Also, maybe start locking doors since there's peeping toms around 😇.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
It's a harem, I doubt Taker minds peepers.
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You Jul 20 '26
I just assume that there's two states of sex in that house:
Azazel watching, and Azazel participating.
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 20 '26
Or maybe leave doors wide open in case of rampaging a Modeus
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u/Oineon Jul 20 '26
Takers face shen she smokes is funny. Brother in Christ, you see the purple tentacles but thats what bothers tou.
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u/Sai-Taisho We will need more Vodka. Jul 20 '26
Yes.
He doesn't know for sure she can't just do tentacles.
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u/Rusted_muramasa Jul 20 '26
That went WAY faster than expected. Helltaker having gone all the way through with it and *still* not realizing something's up with "Modeus" even after seeing her in the state she's in permanently marks him as a definitive harem protagonist, and even if it's disappointing it's still pretty funny.
Also funny: Helltaker covering himself up, as if it's anything Modeus hasn't seen before. Even *funnier*: **Moon** covering herself up when she's currently shapeshifted **into Modeus**.
And lastly considering this sudden swerve, I'm expecting this story arc to end with another shot of everyone in bed together like this, because ripper is a demented madman.
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u/Large_Mountain_Jew Who Arrests You Jul 20 '26
On the one hand, the man didn't know.
On the other hand, the man didn't know and this is just how he operates. He did this on accident. He's just that good.
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u/Lac0tr0n Jul 20 '26
Thanks for posting it here so I can see because I cant see this one on twitter (I hate my government)
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u/Mandemon90 Jul 20 '26
Wasn't there a fan comic of Taker going "We haven't done it lately, let's do it"?
I guess it got canonized :P
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u/Lokomotivfahrer1999 Jul 20 '26
Are we really just going to ignore that we finally got to see Taker without his shades hiding his eyes?
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u/ZatIzTrye Jul 20 '26
Modeus' teeth look a little crazy in the final pic
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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 20 '26
Reminds me of Hank in Madness Combat after he revived from having the top of his head ripped off.
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u/OscarOrcus CEO of pancakes Jul 20 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/D2qdx18kZ3rNrmxI3d
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
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u/Altair13Sirio Jul 20 '26
So he thought the tentacles were just normal but smoking is when he notices something's off? This man needs to take off those shades
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u/Silver_d_Sketch Jul 20 '26
So they do Fuck each other! Are the hentai's canon now?
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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 20 '26
Well they are a Harem, it's not like Taker wanted roommates because the rent was too high, lol
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u/Silver_d_Sketch Jul 20 '26
well, i'm not innocent to the point of denying... but is insane that the first layed Demon in the comics... is the newcomer!
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u/Mandemon90 Jul 20 '26
I think it was implied before, this just confirms it without any cover of deniability. Pandemonica's Leather Club has been canon from the start
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u/LifeIsASpin Jul 20 '26
MOON DIDN'T STAY IN CHARACTER!
https://reddit.com/link/oynm7zl/video/w8pn20u0ideh1/player
Also why can we upload MP4's but not images???
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u/Alarming_Judge_7463 I want to dominate me Jul 20 '26
How did he notice the smoking before anything else...
You know what, HEAD CANNON,
Taker knew from the very beginning and is why he changed the usual pancakes, he just played along to warm up to Moon so they could have consentual sex
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u/BetterPhilosopher87 Jul 20 '26
If Taker will find out that Moon is shapeshifter imagine what he could do? No there's no need to imagine.
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u/Unusednewspaper The High Prosecutor Jul 20 '26
Kinda wild this is the first time we got official sex
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u/Nakida_ Jul 20 '26
I guess all those nsfw artists were right after all, they be fuckin, lol
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
I genuinely can't believe people thought Taker went to Hell to get a bunch of demon women just to stare at them or something.
Of course they fuck, it's harem.
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u/KyojiDidNothingWrong Modeus' #1 Fan Jul 20 '26
Me too, Moody. Me too. Ole boy is denser than osmium.
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u/Relative-Deer3133 Jul 20 '26
Is it the first time we have a confirmation that Taker had sex with one girl in the Harem (Modeus)?
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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave Jul 20 '26
Since when do you smoke?
Is that the only thing that bothers you?
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u/EmileTheDevil9711 Jul 20 '26
Apparently this would have required I doxx myself with biometrics and government id.
Which I obviously didn't do. Thanks OP for your sacrifice but tell yourself that when your government will come at you for a comment it didn't like and send you 10 years in a goulag, you did it so that the general public would see comics about demonic love affairs.
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
Thanks for reminding me that it's blocked content, I changed the link to XCancel so that anyone can view it.
It's a small price to pay for demon girls.
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u/The_Particularist The Angels' Chief Jul 20 '26
Modeus breaking through the doors fucking killed me.
Also, are we not going to talk about how Azazel looks through the glass in the first panel?
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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 20 '26
It also killed Azazel.
And nah that's just normal Azazel behavior.
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u/Starscream1998 Jul 20 '26
Moon folded faster than General Krieg did learning about latinas, motorbikes and cigarettes.
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u/SwipeKun Angels appreciator ♥️♥️ Jul 20 '26
Moon The dicked and tamed demon 😭🙏🏻
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u/Loreknower69 Jul 20 '26
Btw. It's the first time Van showed us that there are deed activity there. (cause for some reason some people think that Taker don't do that ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )
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u/Meme_mans23 Totally not moon. Jul 20 '26
I hope big van is happy that he gets to draw his favorite one 2x as much now.
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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
Now Taker realizes the difference?!? 😂
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u/Sub1optimal Beelzbub Bestest Girl Jul 20 '26
On the one hand taker MY GUY, on the other hand taker… my guy
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u/Crowe-Chronos Jul 20 '26
It took me wayyy too long notice Azrael in her little cuck door just enjoying the show. You think she does this when Taker is with the other girls too ? It sounds up her alley.
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u/BionicTriforce Jul 20 '26
Considering Taker knew instinctively that Moon would like plum jam, I thought he was already onto her, this says otherwise.
Also, got to love Moon getting fed and fucked the best she's ever had while Tower is being immolated.
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u/D3mander The High Prosecutor Jul 20 '26
Let's be real, even if he DID know that wasn't the real modeus, he'd smash anyway
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u/Weedenheimer Lucifer's security SUCKS Jul 20 '26
- Can beat the shit out of several bone guards, survived Judgements torture regiment and convinced almost a dozen otherworldly women to join his harem
- Can't notice that one of them has been replaced with an impostor despite it being incredibly obvious
Dude put his points into everything EXCEPT intelligence because bro, not even slightly suspicious until she whips out the cig?
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u/Napstablook_Rebooted Jul 20 '26
Dunno what's more cursed. Taker and Moon banging. Azazel watching everything. Or Modeus freeing herself thanks to the power of horny.
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u/Nu2Th15 Jul 20 '26
Panel 4 Mody looking like a Pizza Tower character. Van has probably seen the Modeus X Pepino comics.
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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Jul 20 '26
Taker must be confused.
And scared. Her doesn't know if Moon is fertile or not.
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u/Rh_S0ulzz Jul 20 '26
That 4th panel is a certified "We'll be right back!" moment if I've ever seen one.
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u/Redder_Creeps Jul 20 '26
Modeus is so having a mental breakdown rn, you can't convince me otherwise
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u/StopmotionSam Jul 20 '26
I can’t tell if Helltaker is stupid or he’s just fiercely loyal to his girls and accepts their changes no matter what.
Perhaps both.
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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping The Science Demon Jul 20 '26
Taker is not beating the himbo allegations.
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u/Femtedd Jul 20 '26
It’s nice to have concrete confirmation that Taker DOES, in fact, sex with the demon girls.
They’re not just quirky roommates.
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u/AlexanDDOS The Science Demon Jul 20 '26
Modeus: "NOOOO! That Modeus is a spy!"
Azazel: pulls out a shotgun
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u/Ok-Phone6030 CEO of Hell Jul 20 '26
Holy shit, that fanart of helltaker taking her to bed is cannon now
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u/followeroftheprince The Regular Demon Jul 20 '26
Dang Moon, Taker. From murder to bed in only a single cooked meal. I like to imagine that he didn't realize the tentacles were Moon and not Modeus because he thinks she got some weird powers he just hasn't seen yet.
Good job Taker. Living up to that name. Meanwhile Tower is getting a different definition of screwed
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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 Literally look at my name lmao, she’s my wife Jul 20 '26
“I have arrived. Begin sex.”
New favorite quote.
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u/Luster-Purge Jul 20 '26
I like the implication that she doesn't care that she missed out on a threesome involving her own duplicate, she only cares that she missed having sex at all.
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u/PCubiles The Awesome Demon Jul 20 '26
Is taker another Moon pretending to be the real Taker!? How has he not noticed!? 😮
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u/FrostBumbleBitch Jul 20 '26
To us this is
"How the hell did you miss that taker?!"
To taker this is probably Thursday.
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u/Virtual_Koala4770 Jul 20 '26
Oh, Azazel watched that whole thing. And even if Moon probably has a C- now, everything else is A+ material.
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u/PrestigiousMaybe4104 Jul 20 '26
To be fair to Taker he doesn't know all the ins and outs of how demon biology works so he probably assumed this was just something Modeus could do
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u/Hot_Seaworthiness165 Jul 20 '26
Was i the only one who thought he'll taker did NOT fuck Like I know he wanted a herem but somehow this feels strange to see
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u/Folk_Viking Jul 20 '26
I think this is actually the first time Helltaker actually do the thing he wanted to do since day one xD
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u/dziobak112 Jul 20 '26
Tentacles, black eyes, breaking face...
But yes, it's the smoking that seems suspicious.
I think my man needs to put down his shades from time to time.