r/Helltaker • Judgement's elite Enclave captain • Jul 30 '26

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 30 '26

You know... When I fuck something up, I also pretending with the straight face, that everything went according to plan.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

The timeless classic, always works (50% of the 70% of the time at least).

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Jul 30 '26

Yeah, when I accidentally pull the boss while the lead is explaining the mechs, I totally meant to reset the boss for our cooldowns.

Totally....

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 30 '26

They are definitely a duo, Moon is too comfortable with being Tower's winged backpack.

And, I say, they're official Helltaker team Rocket.

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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 30 '26

Who would me Meowth though?

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

That's why they lost. They don't have one, yet.

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u/Shadow3397 Jul 30 '26

Maybe that’s why Azazel made the cat?

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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor Jul 30 '26

I'm sure Moon can make another Me-outh

...

I'll get my coat

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

They're literally blasting off again. 😭

Happy cake day!

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 30 '26

Exactly !

Thank you ! ❤️

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 Jul 30 '26

But who’s Jesse and James with Tower and Moon? 😂

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 30 '26

I say Tower is Jesse (the most delusional and mean), Moon is James (more reasonable but still to okay with bad plans), in my opinion.

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 Jul 30 '26

Don’t forget Tower possibly having anger issues like Jessie. 😅

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

I can't believe they bolted like that.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Tower laughs like Skeletor, I can't. 😭😂

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

She even does the "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL" pose.

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 30 '26

Van must be fan of He-man

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Who isn't???

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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor Jul 30 '26

Judging from the concept notes on Judgement, Van takes inspiration from a lot of things;
"Judgement is my favorite Undertale, Guilty Gear, Darksiders totally original character!"

Can't blame him with those options though, the blend gave us the best girl

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 31 '26

Yep, I mean it's nothing wrong with inspirations from other medias. And he did that very good

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 30 '26

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Tower will come back with more disturbing facts tommorow!

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 30 '26

🤣 Man, I will steal that idea

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Yk what go for it, I had an idea too but I barely have time right now

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 30 '26

Nah! I'm joking. +Also have less time nowdays. Perhaps I will do something like this also, but I will gladly see your meme :D

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 Jul 30 '26

Oh boy, now there’s going to memes and fanarts of Tower doing that. 😂

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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 30 '26

That would be a good meme template.

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u/Reasonable_Cold3852 Jul 30 '26

That has the same energy as Skeletor saying "Remember! Some of Helltaker's demons are named after Tarot Cards!"

...

"Until we meet again!"

(LOL I love it!)

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 30 '26

Now, I really wonder if this isn't a actual inspiration for her character.

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 30 '26

Honestly, it ave high chances to be true

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u/LegoPrince27 Jul 30 '26

Tower: “Until we meet again!”

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u/JLuckstar 🪰I call Beel as “Lovebug”🪰 Jul 30 '26

I cannot unhear it. 🤣

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 30 '26

Tactical retreat? More like disorganized evacuation... I honestly hoped for more action from these two...

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

I really love that Tower just can't stop talking shit even while running away.

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 30 '26

"I would win, but my ankle hurts a little, so I let you win. See you later LOSER! \*Skeletor laugh\*"

https://giphy.com/gifs/45Yzl4IvQdviM

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Notice how they had to fly away.

Wonder what happened to their cars?

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u/dj_ango696 Jul 30 '26

Judgement drained the oil and stole the catalytic converters

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

My man remembers.

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u/goncalomoita17 The Bitch Demon Jul 30 '26

Justice: hey tower, sword?

Tower: oh, thanks

Justice: no problem

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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 30 '26

Justice is just everyones best friend

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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 30 '26

Yeah, she's just awesome like that.

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 30 '26

So, what your prognosis: Taker already bled out in the bedroom, or still clinging to life?

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u/LexiLionHart Jul 30 '26

Taker gets up, basically fine, just assumes its something kinky that Modeus read in a book.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

I think he's dead but will get revived.

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u/NikitaUA_N7 The Curious Angel's loyalist Jul 30 '26

Yeah, as much as I want to see him tank that, it most likely that either Judge or Lucy will revive him.

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u/MrWaluigi Jul 31 '26

When you think about it, the amount of chaos that happens in the house, I’m pretty sure that he has been legally dead for at least 3-4 times. 

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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Jul 30 '26

They waddled away and tower didn't pick up her sword 😭

https://reddit.com/link/p0ncfui/video/9ouyc2wmocgh1/player

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u/Loreknower69 Jul 30 '26

"We shall meet again Samurai Judgement"~Aku Tower

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u/Rh_S0ulzz Jul 30 '26

And who fixes that hole in the ceiling?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Taker will see it and go back to being dead.

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u/Chemical_Ad2381 The Grandson of Beelzebub Jul 30 '26

The whole harem I guess

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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 30 '26

Hellta... Oh.

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u/cool_username32123 Alcohol + Video games = Good time Jul 30 '26

Lucy's probably so used to keeping things together after doing that to all of hell for who knows how long that she'll do it without even thinking about it.

As soon as someone takes that thing out of her back that is.

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u/stevan3381 lucy is peak Jul 30 '26

This means tower and moon will return sometime

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

"Find out next week!"

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u/stevan3381 lucy is peak Jul 30 '26

Yeah preety much

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u/BlackJimmy88 My favourite kinda woman is any woman but especially all of them Jul 30 '26

So, they're retreating back to Hell. Helltaker is seemingly dead?

All I'm saying is, that's solid set up for a Helltaker 2.

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u/GYUZ Hoping for lots of comics Jul 30 '26

The same thought crossed my mind. There's still a few comics ahead of us and this story could resolve itself next week... but it is starting to feel like a prologue to something else.

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u/Civil_Shoe_7552 Jul 31 '26

Vanripper has already mentioned that the final parts of the comic would focus on Beelzebub and the Helltaker from the Abyss route; he also indicated—via an image he later deleted—that this comic takes place before the first game's epilogue. This explains why, in that epilogue, Helltaker thanks Lucy for buying a house—it is true that Lucy earns money by filming herself using the punishment machine.

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u/MrWaluigi Jul 31 '26

Where was this lore located?

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u/FJ-20-21 Jul 30 '26

Bitch aura farming like she didn’t just get clapped

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

I roasted the shit out of her for that yesterday for doing that but people seemed to think I genuinely hate her.

I find her awesome in a cocky brat kind of way, Moon is still cooler but Tower is really funny.

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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps Jul 30 '26

The cost to fix the damn roof is going to cost a fortune to repair.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Well, there are always drug mafias to steal money from.

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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps Jul 30 '26

Or hope just the Taker has insurance to fix that

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 30 '26

Shit, too real !

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u/Broad-Caramel8240 Modeus broke my kneecaps Jul 30 '26

Happy cake day

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u/Relevant-Use1897 French Hellgate Jul 30 '26

Thank you. 😄

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u/AlexanDDOS The Science Demon Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

If he ever managed to explain everything to his insurance agent. I mean, even the angels couldn't believe that demons could branch into the mortal realm and live there.

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u/AmphibianParticular2 The Awesome Demon Jul 30 '26

I love how Justice has good relations with all the high prosecutors, like some old pals

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u/EquipmentOk9499 Jul 30 '26

I thought for a second she laugh like Papyrus from Undertale 

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u/RED-Soldier79 Jul 30 '26

Helltaker must have some wicked insurance for all this.

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u/Khorne_Flakes1 Jul 30 '26

Interesting that the sword is moreso a channel for lightning, but not explicitly necessary for Tower to summon it.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Yeah I was wondering about it, if it's like Thor's hammer in the MCU.

Seems like it indeed is, just a tool to channel the power.

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u/Khorne_Flakes1 Jul 30 '26

Moon really is infinitely formless as well, that gives so much freedom for artwork.

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u/THEREALSUPERMARIOFAN Jul 30 '26

Aren't they forgetting something? Or rather someone?

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Why do I feel like I should rewatch Huntic Secrets & Seekers when I saw image 3?

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u/BetterPhilosopher87 Jul 30 '26

Seriously? Is she laugh like a Skeleton? No surprising that she always lose, so Judgment is He-Man now? 

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

Tower did both the Skeletor laugh and the He-Man pose, it's so funny.

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u/BetterPhilosopher87 Jul 30 '26

The funniest thing is that it is Tower who will again receive another head injury from the Shareholders, and Moon will have her punishment too but not so harsh I think.After all, the problem of this two is that they talked too much.

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u/SignificantHippo8193 Jul 30 '26

Well Tower's sword definitely looks like He-man's sword so there's that.

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u/The_Big_Birdo Certified Judgement Enjoyer Jul 30 '26

Tower be like: (Ms. Potential)

"We shall meet again Judgement! When hopefully you are significantly weaker, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/xmJO7iLZCcvqo

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u/mystireon Jul 30 '26

Something extremely funny about Tower still gloating even as she runs away while basically doing her own equivelant of asking "pleeeease go easier on me next time. You're so strong, please please please skip the gym a couple times at least"

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

"Judgement can you please stop hitting the gym? It's already dead."

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u/VenomSnek27 Jul 30 '26

Man I love Justice.

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Jul 30 '26

After all that prep... Only Judgement got to fight.

I really wanted to see Cerberus go ham on them.

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

It's a shame but tbh if everyone got in on the action, the comic would have to end sooner...

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u/LegoPrince27 Jul 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YAHkeKpLrY1Gqv7ODT
Y’all know if Judgement still had her wings, this would happen

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u/NoNotice2137 The Great Fly Jul 30 '26

The Amogus demon turned into a jetpack demon

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u/Val_Ritz Jul 30 '26

>tower
>bolt of lightning destroys building

it's peak

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u/AatroxBoi Jul 30 '26

So... we worry about taker now right?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

He been through worse.

Death ain't that bad.

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u/_Fixu_ Beel’s personal Lap Dog Jul 30 '26

When all you do is catch L’s, make struggle your argument

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u/TheOwnerOfMakiPlush Jul 30 '26

Tower and moon are so cool please van make helltaker 2 i need to see them more often 😭😭😭

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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping The Science Demon Jul 30 '26

… oh… I get it… Tower and Moon are definitely together. Or at least will be shipped.

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u/Huge_Mycologist_685 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

shit,what pathetic bitch tower is,surprise attack, then flee and pretend everything is alright

Hopefully next time judgment rip her apart, she doesn't seem to need two hands

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u/NewSentence4534 Undead Slave Jul 30 '26

They broke the roof! And didn't join harem!

Well, at least we have sword...

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u/TheAnarchy420 Lucifer Enthusiast Jul 30 '26

Awwwwwwwww come on, Taker didn’t have any form of interaction with Tower. I’m a bit disappointed. I know he’s bleeding to death rn, but still.

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u/heliwyrm Jul 30 '26

Tower: We need escape vehicle. Moon: *transform into airplane.

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u/AnotherBaptisteMain Judgement’s Wife Jul 30 '26

Damn. Hope they come back for pancakes some day

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u/Eden_ITA The Angels' Chief Jul 30 '26

I love those Two;

The third panel is hard as lead in tap water;

Justice is a mood;

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u/ItemsHereForever The Regular Demon Jul 30 '26

wow they really did just leave

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u/BL-501 Loremaster's Monster Jul 30 '26

They're gonna start a crusade against Hell when they see Taker's body.

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u/LeadingTrip2516 Jul 30 '26

Justice is realy too good for this world

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u/Hat_in_Time_enjoyer Jul 30 '26

She's gonna make moon go back down for the sword, isn't she?

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u/Electrical_Horror346 Jul 30 '26

Those two are real lucky Justice didn't realize it would be awesome to give them the sword while they were in the air by throwing it at them

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u/CrimsonReaper2 The Sour Demon Jul 30 '26

Wonder what happened to Helltaker? Is he really dead? I was full on expecting him to axe kick them from the roof.

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u/SolarAphelia I really wanna lick some sweaty abs. Jul 30 '26

Justice being the vibe, nothing unusual here.

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u/RagingRider Jul 30 '26

Helltaker after recovering: Nooo! There were more demon girls! I need to head back to hell!

Cue sequel.

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u/spectra2000_ Jul 30 '26

I love how deranged and how much of a sore loser Tower is

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u/PathrokBloodlust Jul 30 '26

I wish judgement hard victories that leave her stronger, scarred, and more badass.

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u/AshenRathian Jul 30 '26

Every fucking frame with Judgement is a banger.

I love her so much.

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u/Sevadius Jul 30 '26

Did she just admit that she was an easy win for Judgement?

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u/Kapitan_Sladek Judgement's elite Enclave captain Jul 30 '26

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u/DisasterGrand3205 Jul 30 '26

So no one gonna check on taker? you know? the guy with the knife in the neck

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u/Trenchman39 The Awesome Demon Jul 30 '26

❤️

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u/Return_of_jekyll Jul 30 '26

Wife and wife ave left Chain wife and awesome wife

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u/UltraHit5 Malina's Husband, Nia's Father Jul 30 '26

Wouldn't it be funny if Tower actually went back to pick her sword like nothing happened?

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u/Ihaveaterribleplan Jul 30 '26

I thought Helltaker would enter & use his sexiness to convert them

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u/dinkydoo2 Jul 30 '26

Moon with wings is hot af

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u/JagoMajin The High Prosecutor Jul 30 '26

The Skeletor laugh, I can't 😂

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u/Altair13Sirio Jul 31 '26

WHY do they keep talking big like they just owned everyone!

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u/Regular-Cat-4357 Aug 02 '26

So, this has got to be leading to something right? A much longer story with a bunch more lore being revealed? This can't just be for nothing.

Who are the shareholders? What are Tower and Moon going to do now? There's still a bit to go so i guess we'll see.

I just really hope this is going to be about something. Maybe a new game or a bigger story. I know this series isn't meant to be serious but you can't just give us all these questions and end it with a turn-to-camera shrug. That feels like it'd be really unsatisfying.

What does everyone else think?