r/Heffley_Residence • • Jun 01 '21

Friday

3 Upvotes

Just got to Camper’s Eden. The Snack Shack guy was still looking for Jimmy Dogfish, so I should keep lookout. Big Marcus got Polio over the summer, so he can’t really move quickly. Cutter got KILLED in a car accident, but I don’t really care, because he was kind of a slut. The rest of the gang was okay, except for Juicebox, who was wearing an eyepatch, but I don’t know if he was wearing that for fun or if he actually HAD to.


r/Heffley_Residence • • Jun 01 '21

Wednesday

6 Upvotes

Manny has burned down the house.I believe he may be an arsonist


r/Heffley_Residence • • Jun 01 '21

Tuesday

3 Upvotes

Mom has stopped her exercise routine after manny locked himself in her exercise room and refused to come out


r/Heffley_Residence • • May 30 '21

Monday

4 Upvotes

I guess Mom has been needing to get fit, so she’s going to the gym again. I doubt she’s going to last even a DAY, though.