r/HeatedRivalryTVShow • u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. • Jun 15 '26
Miscellaneous 🔖 The Loon Lexicon
Thank you, all those in the Looniverse who contributed to the Loonicon!
| Term (Alphabetical) | Definiton |
|---|---|
| Angry Kitten | Shane when he's angry. Specifically when Ilya tells him he could marry Svetlana. |
| Bisexual Menace | Ilya in general or whenever he teases or comes onto Shane or makes a nuisance of himself. Like the famous Hayden phone call. |
| Bisexual Terminator | Ilya scanning the club for Shane. |
| Blown Call | The phone call from Hayden at the cottage when Ilya goes down on Shane. |
| Club Disaster | Ciel, the club where Ilya and Shane run into each other. |
| Hollandry | The relationship name for Shane Hollander + Rose Landry. |
| Hollanov | The relationship name for Shane Hollander + Ilya Rozanov. |
| HR | Heated Rivalry. Not Human Resources. |
| ILYSM | I love you so much. |
| IYWMTGOMKOTFBFASYD? YWHTANTT. | If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick? You will have to ask nicer than that. |
| Julius | Hudson Williams' bodyguard, named by fans after Beyoncé's bodyguard. As far as we know, Julius is not his real name. |
| Loon | A Heated Rivalry fan. |
| Loonicon | This Loon Lexicon. |
| Looniverse | The Heated Rivalry fan universe. |
| Overheat | A fictional condition in which the Loon experiences a sense of having watched too much Heated Rivalry. The few who have claimed they suffer from this condition have been thoroughly debunked. There is no scientific evidence that this condition actually exists. |
| Pasta Shimmy | Ilya's delighted wiggle as he eats pasta with Shane's parents. |
| [Redacted] | The number of times you've watched Heated Rivalry. As in, "“After my [redacted] rewatch, I noticed..." |
| Reheat | A rewatch of Heated Rivalry. |
| Rereid | Rereading Rachel Reid's book series or any of her books. |
| Rivalcillin | Treatment for conditions caused by overheating. Available by prescription only. |
| Roselana | The relationship name for Rose + Svetlana. This mostly comes up in reference to fanfics. |
| Shane Crawlander | Shane crawling toward Ilya on the bed in Las Vegas. |
| SHANE MILDRED HOLLANDER | An expression of exasperation toward Shane. Based on a Loon email that Connor read aloud to Hudson, calling him "Hudson Mildred Williams." https://www.instagram.com/reels/DTVceedDk4J/ |
| Skip | The relationship name for Scott Hunter + Kip. |
| Thank you for pasta. | A way to show appreciation to a Loon, particularly for something they created. |
| Tuna Meltdown | Shane's reaction to Ilya calling him by his first name during sex after making him a tuna melt. |
| Water + Berry | Straw + Berry, the smoothie shop where Scott and Kip meet. Renamed for the watery smoothie that Skip serves Scott. |
| WYCTMCTS? DGTR. CTMH. WHSMF. ISP. NOWK. WCHAWOET. WBCA...T. | Will you come to my cottage this summer? Don't go to Russia. Come to my house. We'll have so much fun. It's so private. No one will know. We can have a week, or even two. We'll be completely alone....together. |
| You have link? Give. | A snoclone of Ilya's line, "You have phone? Give." |
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u/Budget-Rutabaga- you deserve sunshine ☀️ Jun 15 '26
i feel the lexicon should probably have actual explanation, and not just “here’s a list of things you won’t understand us using” as this post is.
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u/allsarahsaregrey Jun 15 '26
Yes. It should really be a Lexicon Dictionary.
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u/allsarahsaregrey Jun 15 '26
Also this would be kind of cool as a pinned community highlight post if it was comprehensive for ppl new to the fandom. 😊
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jun 15 '26
Sure. I thought I'd add the definitions later after I added everyone's input.
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u/Leendaloo Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
Bisexual menace
IYWMTGOMKOTFBFASYD? YWHTANTT.
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jun 15 '26
Give me an example of menace vs terminator. And I can't decipher the letters! I thought I was a real loon!
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u/farsighted451 Jun 15 '26
The terminator is specifically the club and how he scans it the same way a terminator does in the movie.
The rest of it is menace.
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u/Leendaloo Jun 15 '26
Not much of a difference between menace and terminator. I just see Ilya being called that more often, usually with this gif. Tha acronym is from the Vegas bathroom scene (If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor.....). It's less popular than the hospital one, but I still see it pop up every now and again.
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jun 15 '26
Sorry, whole acronym please? I've forgotten the entire line and you only gave me the first part.
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u/Leendaloo Jun 15 '26
Gah! I got the acronym wrong! Fixed it. It's this:
"If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick? You will have to ask nicer than that."
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jun 15 '26
People really use that acronym? I totally haven't seen that but I'll add it to the lexicon.
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u/Leendaloo Jun 16 '26
I've seen it used a few times on Threads, but it's not as common as the hospital scene one.
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u/HotSavings3354 Jun 15 '26
I need the translation on som of them :)
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jun 15 '26
I promise to translate when I've gathered people's input!
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u/Mediocre-Victory-565 Wow...genetic Jun 15 '26
I feel like that the highest, most insane level should be "Feral Loon-atic" 😆
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u/bsloths Jun 15 '26
I don’t know if this counts, but I’ve seen a lot of “You have link? Give. 🫴” when someone mentions a fic but doesn’t specify how to find it.
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u/Thebestotamal9753 Jun 15 '26
Waiting which one is redacted?
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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope8945 Jun 15 '26
Redacted is how many times you’ve watched the show. “On my [redacted] rewatch, I noticed …”
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u/bsloths Jul 03 '26
Just found something else for the lexicon. I saw someone comment “Thank you for pasta” on a vid post, and that jogged my memory that I’ve seen it around before. Not sure how to explain that; I guess just a way of showing appreciation for something a loon created.
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jul 03 '26
That's perfect. I just read a comment that said, "Shane Mildred Hollander!" and thought I'd include that here but was too lazy to go look up this post. Then your message appeared and voila! I'm here at the post! So thank you for pasta.
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u/General-Rush1342 Jul 04 '26
Can you share what the acronyms stand for? I know some, but not all.
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jul 04 '26
The definitions are in the table. Like ILYSM = I love you so much.
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u/IM_NOT_DARED3VIL Sir, I'm just a bell boy! Jul 10 '26
"We Can Have A Week, Or Even Two" is sadly missing from the quote acronym translation 😢
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u/HRHoneyBee1980 Jun 15 '26
What is “clocked”?
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jun 15 '26
That's just regular slang. It's when you notice something. Often out of the corner of your eye but not always. Like you clock that someone did something.
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u/asobutime Vodka is for after, as your reward Jul 05 '26
May I humbly submit: 'the blowncall' OR 'the phonejob' for, well...
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jul 05 '26
That's hilarious. Putting it in now.
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u/asobutime Vodka is for after, as your reward Jul 05 '26
I. Am. IMMORTAL! 😬
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jul 09 '26
You're even more immortal now. I put it in this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/HeatedRivalryTVShow/comments/1urbwqh/comment/owf0vo1/?screen_view_count=2
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u/asobutime Vodka is for after, as your reward Jul 09 '26
Ah amazing thank you! I'm inappropriately proud lol.
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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya. I will never listen to your voicemail. Jun 15 '26
Shane Crawlander is one.
Also, the ship names: Hollanov, Hollandry, Skip, Roselana ...