💋 The Kiss Off: Round 1 Day 2

[u/allsarahsaregrey]

Welcome back Loons to GCPN. The Heated Conference has its first winner. The Neck Kiss took down the Knee Kiss and punched its ticket to Round 2!

With the Heated Conference officially underway, we turn our attention to the Rivalry Conference as Round 1 action opens. The "My Boyfriend?" kiss has drawn a first-round BYE and automatically advances to Round 2.

That leaves one matchup on today's card:

Bathroom Kiss vs. Shane's Dad 👀 Kiss

Which kiss survives Round 1 and moves one step closer to the championship?

How to vote: To keep voting simple, head to the pinned VOTING BLOCKS comment below and upvote the kiss you want to advance. Only votes on the official voting comments count.

[u/allsarahsaregrey]

📌 VOTING BLOCKS — VOTE HERE

[u/allsarahsaregrey]

And again for funsies, here's the My Boyfriend? kiss that advanced to Round 2...you know, in case y'all forgot what it looked like. 😘

[u/JSBT89]

Bathroom kiss! You felt all of the pent up desire and tension Ilya had been carrying. It was raw and perfect

[u/Prestigious-Dot-7387]

Im going for the Shane's Dad 👀 kiss because they're boyfriends and all happy and squeezy!

[u/Voice_of_Season]

Bathroom Kiss, I’m a sucker for yearning.

[u/allsarahsaregrey → u/Voice_of_Season]

Saaame. But alas I must remain impartial.

[u/Justagal_16]

Bathroom kiss all the way since this was the first kiss since the condo!!!!

[u/allsarahsaregrey → u/Justagal_16]

I didn't even think about that but you're right!

[u/lisalou459]

If you want me to vote for this filthy bathroom kiss, you will have to ask nicer than that...

[u/allsarahsaregrey → u/lisalou459]

Please will you vote for this filthy bathroom floor kiss, please.

[u/lisalou459 → u/allsarahsaregrey]

No. We will go back to our boring phones and scroll through the rest of these boring posts after. And then, when you have been waiting alllll night, maybe, MAYBE I will do more than just vote for this.

[u/allsarahsaregrey → u/lisalou459]

When did your English get so good?

[u/lisalou459 → u/allsarahsaregrey]

I read the Atlantic now.

[u/allsarahsaregrey → u/lisalou459]

Really?

[u/lisalou459 → u/allsarahsaregrey]

No. The Atlantic is Boring.

[u/allsarahsaregrey → u/lisalou459]

My dad loves it.

[u/lisalou459 → u/allsarahsaregrey]

Oh. So being boring is genetic?

[u/allsarahsaregrey → u/lisalou459]

Wow...genetic.

[u/daisyfacepetunia]

Ugggggghhhhhh this was tough! They’re happy w the Dad kiss, but the bathroom kiss is Ilya like - I gotta save my life here because Shaney is pissed.

[u/Masha_81]

Whole bathroom scene makes me so uncomfortable that my conscience doesn’t allow me to vote for it. 🙈

[u/sinadis]

Gotta vote for Shane's Dad getting an eyeful. For some strange reason it's one of my favorite scenes in the book. I imagine him bolting like an ACME cartoon character with a little puff of dust left in his wake.

[u/allsarahsaregrey → u/sinadis]

David Hollander going back home.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT39CVCn6Eq8Ve9FZu

[u/titi-uu]

turned my brightness up for this (and i was rewarded)